Exposing Blaggers?
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I am working with a developer which seems stoned everyday (I don't blame him).
But he keeps on coming up to me asking really simple questions, stuff that was covered in the Training we had.
We are working with Oracle, I haven't much with Oracle before but I used it as Uni and I've sent mails to the some of the permies are mostly front end devs and don't know anything. I dunno Oracle that well, but I understand how a RDMS works so I just usually google "How do I do this is Oracle vs MS SQL".
But this guy just does know anything it seems. I reckon he is blagging the whole thing.
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Does he maintain a blag you're planning to expose? I don't understand.
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I am handing in my notice as the job is bollox, but the guy doesn't know what day of the week it is.
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@lolwhat notice the guy that was speaking in that clip was an American ...
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@ben_lubar Learn some culture outside of the internet FFS.
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@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
@ben_lubar Learn some culture outside of the internet FFS.
Why don't you write about it on your blag?
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@ben_lubar No you ben!
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@ben_lubar Your loss.
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I still have no idea what is going on in this thread.
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@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
@ben_lubar Learn some culture outside of the internet FFS.
He says on an internet website while complaining about an internet job he researches on the internet.
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@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
Choose which one you think applies to the thread.
Presumably the one about technology, because you posted on a technology forum about technology?
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This post is deleted!
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RE: the question.
I wouldn't bother. He'll eventually get what's coming to him and get promoted to middle management.
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@bb36e He is another contractor.
I will be gone in a week or two. He keeps on "delivering", but when I look at what he has done it just nonsense and won't work outside of the test cases.
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@ben_lubar Just watch a few UK Gangsta Movies, they are full of something called "Humour" and "Banter"
Most American's don't know how to do either.
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Get him high.
Tell him that he'll get a promotion if he gives the boss a blowjob.
Call in your boss.
Then both of you double-team him in all of his holes, over and over.
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That's it. He'll still keep his job. But then you and your boss can fall in love.
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@lucas1 if you're quitting the job soon, then I wouldn't bother. You never know who's [related to/good friends with] whom
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@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
Banter
Cabbage crates coming over the briny!
Bunch of monkies on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
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@Lorne-Kates I am straight.
I don't want to give a BJ to an overweight man, that as far as I can see doesn't wash his clothes or has a shower on a monthly basis. Honestly he is disgusting.
He has worn the same pair of trousers for 8 fucking weeks.
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@ben_lubar All the gear, no idea ... it seems.
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@bb36e He is a loner for sure.
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@ben_lubar shrimp on the barbie!
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Also:
http://i.imgur.com/YlT5ll3.png
An emotional, impulsive employee. I'm sure the company will miss you.
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@Lorne-Kates I've been thinking about it (quitting) for weeks before those statements and I have stated so in other threads.
Stop the shite trolling. I ain't falling for it.
Also fucker I am contractor. I have a weeks notice and my contract ends in 2 or 3 weeks. It is smart for me to be looking around again at this point, I would be stupid not to.
The saying "If you Assume, it makes an Ass about You and Me" pretty much sums up your what you just said.
Maybe mate you should keep your (not so) clever comments to yourself in future.
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@bb36e That would be an Australian joke. lucas is English.
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@GodEmperor said in Exposing Blaggers?:
@bb36e That would be an Australian joke. lucas is English.
It's only an approximation
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@bb36e Your mum is only an approximation.
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@bb36e Also: "This post is deleted!" Nice blanking, bro.
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@Lorne-Kates Here is a simpler way if you don't get it. You are saying I am shit temporary employee because I am looking for for new work at the end of my temporary employment. This thinking is pretty fucking stupid.
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@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
I've been thinking
Given your posts, I highly doubt that.
@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
Stop the shite trolling.
Given my posts, I highly doubt that.
@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
The saying "If you Assume, it makes an Ass about You and Me" pretty much sums up your what you just said.
Misusing cliched quotes to cover your own incompetence? You ARE management material!
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As I said:
@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
@Lorne-Kates Here is a simpler way if you don't get it. You are saying I am shit temporary employee because I am looking for for new work at the end of my temporary employment. This thinking is pretty fucking stupid.
Misusing cliched quotes to cover your own incompetence? You ARE management material!
I wasn't misusing them, you made an assumption that was basically bullshit, and the rest applies perfectly. It was simply a humorous way to say it. Sorry you don't like that.
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@Lorne-Kates said in Exposing Blaggers?:
@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
I've been thinking
HURR DURR, I'M SO CLEVER!
@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
Stop the shite trolling.
HURR DURR, I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING LOOK AT MYSELF!
@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
The saying "If you Assume, it makes an Ass about You and Me" pretty much sums up your what you just said.
I'm a pretentious cock that is desperately trying to appear intelligent.
FTFY
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@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
guy doesn't know what day of the week it is
I rarely remember what year or month it is too
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@GodEmperor said in Exposing Blaggers?:
@bb36e Also: "This post is deleted!" Nice blanking, bro.
? It was a shitty post, no point cluttering up the thread
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@groo It is a slur against old people basically in the UK.
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@bb36e said in Exposing Blaggers?:
? It was a shitty post, no point cluttering up the thread
Oh yeah, how come I can see this post??
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@GodEmperor said in Exposing Blaggers?:
I'm a pretentious cock that is desperately trying to appear intelligent.
Hmm, now that you mention it, yeah, you kinda are.
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@Lorne-Kates said in Exposing Blaggers?:
@GodEmperor said in Exposing Blaggers?:
I'm a pretentious cock that is desperately trying to appear intelligent.
Hmm, now that you mention it, yeah, you kinda are.
Also, you're someone with only 24 posts, who only posts in the same thread as lucas-- in the same style as lucas-- and you up/downvote the same way Lucas does.
I wouldn't normally say @mods should ban a sockpuppet, but they should when someone is so bad at sockpuppeting.
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@Lorne-Kates He is a friend of mine. I don't control him, nor tell him what he should post.
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@Lorne-Kates It is subjective so it isn't either correct or incorrect.
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@lucas1 said in Exposing Blaggers?:
@Lorne-Kates He is a friend of mine. I don't control him, nor tell him what he should post.
Tell him to stop stalking you like a lost puppy, then
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@CreatedToDislikeThis As I said I don't tell him what to do, nor should I.
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Is there a new rule that we have to turn every single one of @lucas1's threads into a flamewar?
Regarding your question: I wouldn't expose him unless you're specifically asked about him. Ratting people out is rarely a good idea (it always looks bad), and neither of you is a permanent employee anyway.