Nobody shares Drunk better than this.
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@xaade Whatever dude.
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@Yamikuronue eyeroll. Ok, equally true. Replace "immigrant" with my 500lb white cousin. I don't know how he can get a job and get laid off within three days, and still manage to get another job in exactly 3 months.
I'm not trying to make a disparaging comment.
I'm trying to say, if you want it, you can get it.
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@xaade Okay. I just don't understand how we suddanly got on this topic? Which is apparently about how fat people and/or brown people abuse the health care system or whatever? I will think twice before mentioning medical marijuana again, lesson learned.
I'm all about sharing drunk/high stories though!
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I will think twice before mentioning medical marijuana again
smh
Replace it with hydrocodone then. Doesn't matter.
@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Which is apparently about how fat people and/or brown people abuse the health care system or whatever?
Because that's what you're focusing on. Missing my point entirely.
The reason I keep mentioning other things, is because you keep tying it back to "abuse".
I'm saying there are legal ways of getting the meds you need without having to bend over backwards.
I'm halfway convinced that "prescriptions" is bullshit.
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Okay? I'm not sure what your point even is. I'm both fat and brown, so maybe let's not talk shit about all those kooky brown and/or fat people abusing the system? Or what even is this conversation? I have no idea what you're trying to say or imply or what.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I'm saying there are legal ways of getting the meds you need without having to bend over backwards.
Yeah: I have a legitimate medical condition that marijuana has been shown to help. So I don't see why you're talking like I'd have to lie?
Anyway it's awesome that medical marijuana has been legalized in so many places, is what I'm saying I guess. Are we just violently agreeing here?
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I'm both fat and brown, so maybe let's not talk shit about all those kooky brown and/or fat people abusing the system?
You know.
A lot of the time, it's really difficult to have a conversation, because you inject politics where there are none.
@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I have no idea what you're trying to say or imply or what.
That you can get what you need without so much trouble.
I never said you had to lie. I'm just saying that if you have a back problem, go find a doctor that will prescribe it.
@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Are we just violently agreeing here?
YES!!!!
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@xaade haha cool I guess.
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@anotherusername YARLY
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Are we just violently agreeing here?
I think you confused my frustration with health care nanny state, with abusing welfare... somehow...
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I don't know if you have a large immigrant population, but those guys can get a letter from two doctors, within 12 hours, claiming work injury for a piece of grass in the eye.
That's the exact kind of story people usually tell to end with "And my tax dollars have to pay for this bullshit! Build a wall!" So you can see maybe how I drew the wrong conclusion? Next time end with an actual conclusion instead of a Matrix reference please ;) as I've said many times, I have a hard time parsing what you're talking about a lot of the time.
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
That's the exact kind of story people usually tell to end with "And my tax dollars have to pay for this bullshit! Build a wall!" So you can see maybe how I drew the wrong conclusion?
Oh... that...
I reuse stories where they apply.
I mean, in another thread I might argue about tax dollars paying for abuse.
But in this thread I'm arguing that, if people can abuse the system, then it shouldn't be hard for an honest person to get what they need.
@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Next time end with an actual conclusion instead of a Matrix reference please
Hmmm....
So I'm begging the conclusion.
Duly noted.
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Back onto the topic: The best sketch I ever drew, I drew while drunk. I was apparently super fascinated with my now-husband's face, and I managed to render every detail carefully, while usually I get impatient and don't pay enough attention to my subject. It's weird :D
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I'm arguing that, if people can abuse the system, then it shouldn't be hard for an honest person to get what they need.
Ah! The whole conversation now makes a lot more sense to me. Thanks for clarifying.
I agree, it probably wouldn't be hard, I'm just lazy enough that I haven't done it :D
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
The best sketch I ever drew, I drew while drunk.
Personally, I'm better at math when I'm slightly drunk. I have absolutely no idea why. Maybe because I don't get distracted that easily?
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@asdf said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I'm better at math when I'm slightly drunk
I'm better at sex while slightly drunk :D
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I'm better at sex while slightly drunk
Who isn't? ;)
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Back onto the topic: The best sketch I ever drew, I drew while drunk.
So, drunk Yumi can draw good, and sober Yumi draws drunk?
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@asdf said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I'm better at math when I'm slightly drunk
I'm better at sex while slightly drunk :D
I've made that assumption in the past.
Turns out, the standard for greatness is a lot lower if everyone's drunk. :P
Lesson Learned: Get everyone drunk. Life will be a lot easier.
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@xaade That could be it, but the effect I'm talking about seems legit enough: it helps me relax and get out of my head a bit, and lowers my filters a bit, so I end up trying things and saying things I would normally just think about and be too embarrassed to bring up.
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@xaade That could be it, but the effect I'm talking about seems legit enough: it helps me relax and get out of my head a bit, and lowers my filters a bit, so I end up trying things and saying things I would normally just think about and be too embarrassed to bring up.
Yeah... that too.
It's why the drunks survive the car wrecks. Tension kills.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHsrHdi35tE
a clbuttic song
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Wow you guys derailed the thread for a bit and then got it back on track. Well done. This thread is going better than I expected. Niceeeeeeeeeeee.
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@Yamikuronue But Aren't those the things that you actually regret sayig the morning after or whenever you get sober ?
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@stillwater Not really. I tend to not get that drunk.
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I got high one time on accident
I don't even. How is this possible?
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@stillwater I don't smoke because of my asthma, but I wasn't paying attention to how many people were smoking and how small the room was.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Well, last time I got drunk, I commented on how the room seemed to get bigger and then laughed at a wall-mounted flat-panel TV.
How much of what do you have to drink to make the room seem bigger? I could really use that. My Room is fucking tiny.
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I wasn't paying attention to how many people were smoking and how small the room was.
I can confirm that you can accidentally get high in such a situation.
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@Yamikuronue Jusr curious, Does passively getting high/ inhaling smoke not trigger asthma or something like that ?
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It was more like I realized how much space was in space... crickets... Ok... let me try again in the common tongue.
If you ever worked 18 hour days for a month, you'll get home afterwords and marvel at how much time is in a day after sitting still for just 10 minutes. It was that feeling, but with space. I think you could say, from day to day I ignore a lot of stuff, and while drunk I had that filter taken away.
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@xaade Okay this looks complicated at first look but I actually know what you are talking about. Hope your work life is better now.
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@stillwater :D. That was volunteer work.
Now, I have two kids, so... it's about the same.
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What is this thing about drunk sex? It does not appeal to me and somehow always seems less fun than doing it sober. What am i doing wrong? The way you guys talk about it looks like am missing out on a lot of fun or doing it completely wrong.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@Yamikuronue eyeroll. Ok, equally true. Replace "immigrant" with my 500lb white cousin. I don't know how he can get a job and get laid off within three days, and still manage to get another job in exactly 3 months.
TIL that xaade is a relative of mine. Is that you, John Michael?
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@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
What is this thing about drunk sex?
Sex is usually a bit better if you've had 1 or 2 glasses of wine, because you're more relaxed and don't over-think things. Being completely shitfaced probably won't improve your experience, though. And if you and your partner can relax without any alcohol, even better.
@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
The way you guys talk about it looks like am missing out on a lot of fun or doing it completely wrong.
Probably not.
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@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
not trigger asthma or something like that ?
Dunno. I didn't fall over wheezing, so I guess not? Maybe smoking wouldn't trigger it, I just don't take chances with my lungs :D
@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
What is this thing about drunk sex?
Not drunk-drunk, but like... just tipsy enough to where you tell interesting stories. You know? If you find yourself prone to thinking something naughty and then not saying it because that's embarrassing and your partner might judge you for it, it might help.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Turns out, the standard for greatness is a lot lower if everyone's drunk.
Lesson Learned: Get everyone drunk. Life will be a lot easier.I have spent my entire life not knowing this little trick. Goddamn! GODDAMN!
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
If you ever worked 18 hour days for a month, you'll get home afterwords and marvel at how much time is in a day after sitting still for just 10 minutes. It was that feeling, but with space.
Sometimes, when I'm laying in bed in the dark trying to go to sleep my body seems alternately huge and tiny. Like my head is super far away from my feet and my hands or something. That's not a drunk phenomenon, BTW, just something that happens sometimes.
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@boomzilla Me too! I keep wondering if it's a sign of something or another, but it just seems to be a weird thing that happens.
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@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
This thread is not progressing as good as I expected. Where did it go wrong ?
You posted it on WTDWTF.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@asdf said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
considers actually getting drunk on here and posting... I wonder if I'd make more sense...
I guess you'll have to do that… For science!
Well, last time I got drunk, I commented on how the room seemed to get bigger and then laughed at a wall-mounted flat-panel TV.
I can't do that. Not only do they not have inebriation-enhancement products here, but someone went and stole the 70" TV!!!
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Alright, I've had 4 beers so far and I have 8 more in the fridge. AMA.
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@blek said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Alright, I've had 4 beers so far and I have 8 more in the fridge. AMA.
How many moors do you have in the fridge?
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@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
What is this thing about drunk sex? It does not appeal to me and somehow always seems less fun than doing it sober.
The key is to be slightly drunk, not fucking smashed.
I suppose it's some sort of subconscious association - drunk sex is not something you usually do with your wife after a long day of work and thinking of England.
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@Tsaukpaetra My bad, I thought I was getting drunk but I guess I'm not quite there yet...
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@Maciejasjmj said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
slightly drunk, not fucking smashed
E_DOES_NOT_COMPUTE
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You guys are shit at being drunk.
I woke up this morning with only my boxer shorts on while lying on the sofa have no idea why.
I didn't spill anything down my shirt, or my trousers ... maybe I had a panic attack or it was a bit warm ... who knows.
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@Yamikuronue You look a kinda white in the photo on the front page where you have done stories. You look like me with a tan.
I ain't trying to be rude. But that is what I thought.