The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@DogsB ah, yes, "falling rocks" signs.
They might as well just say "Good luck, asshole!"
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"falling rocks" signs
I thought that was an "alien discarded test subject drop-off point" sign.
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@Jaloopa really? Those two are the focus? That third one is sporting a definite Joker face and is about to murder someone, and those two are what the author notices?
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@Onyx One does appear to have her napkin on her head, so whatever
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@Jaloopa between those two, I think that look on the dude's face is actually saying "HEEEEEELP!"
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@Onyx looking at it, even the cat is scary.
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@Jaloopa that's it, if I ever make a horror game that painting has to be somewhere in it Preferably in a dark room and set up in the way that it's the first thing you see after you flip the light switch.
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa between those two, I think that look on the dude's face is actually saying "HEEEEEELP!"
I agree. The two women look like they are eyeing another victim.
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@Onyx Probably a contraction of the more proper "He thinketh you're a pussy"
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@Onyx Can't say I blame you.
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@Onyx to be fair, English wasn't Jesus' first language. It didn't even exist when he was alive
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This house is in a cave. Do you think they carted in snow to put on the roof for atmosphere?
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# aptitude install autobake && bake && bake install
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
# aptitude install autobake && bake && bake install
I feel an overwhelming urge to murder you horribly.
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checking for C compiler default output file name... a.out checking for suffix of executables... checking whether we are cross compiling... no checking for suffix of object files... o checking whether we are using the GNU C compiler... yes checking whether gcc accepts --bake... no error: ‘gcc’ was not compiled with bake support.
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@DogsB E_SHELL_MISSING
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I level up to become.... what I already am in real life?
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@Jaloopa looks to me like the two ladies are about ready to tell their male companion that he's being replaced and to find a different table, and he knows it.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought that was an IKEA cake until I read the text.
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Thought about posting this in the cooking thread, but I didn't.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This house is in a cave. Do you think they carted in snow to put on the roof for atmosphere?
Obviously the snow on the roof came through this huge hole in the top of the cave:
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
this huge hole in the top of the cave
And they bent in an s-curve to get there?
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
this huge hole in the top of the cave
And they bent in an s-curve to get there?
Maybe it was really windy. Air can go through rocks, right?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Maybe it was really windy. Air can go through rocks, right?
When I was a kid there was a blizzard in Gillette, WY; with 60 MPH winds. They showed on TV how some hapless sap left his windows rolled down 0.25 inch and snow filled the whole car cab to the level of the opening in the windows.
So I would believe it.
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I am not a morning person.
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@Karla is going from facebook -> TDWTF part of your evening routine now? :P
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@bb36e Pretty much. Work has FB blocked.
And since I can rant angrier here than on FB, I like it here better.
If this is too boring....because you've seen it all on FB let me know and I will be more discriminating as to my posts.
Edit: fix grammer
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If this is too boring....because you've seen it all on FB let me know and I will be more discriminating as to my posts.
naww, it's fine. especially since most of the stuff on my FB is either screenshots of text asking you to tag people or next-gen ironic memes
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, he does not. He just thinks you're wisely trying to dodge one of those infernal clbuttic filters.
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EDIT: Nice onebox!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I posted a comment on a YouTube video recently to the effect that the worst advice anyone ever gave was "just be yourself".
First response to the comment was that if I thought that was bad advice I needed psychiatric help.
My response to the response was that if everybody followed the advice "just be yourself", nobody would ever get a job, or a second date.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I posted a comment on a YouTube video recently to the effect that the worst advice anyone ever gave was "just be yourself".
First response to the comment was that if I thought that was bad advice I needed psychiatric help.
My response to the response was that if everybody followed the advice "just be yourself", nobody would ever get a job, or a second date.
I was pretty much myself when dating. It is too much work to do otherwise. Too hard to suppress the crazy like that.
Jobs on the other hand...
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This house is in a cave. Do you think they carted in snow to put on the roof for atmosphere?
I've seen snow inside a cave in northern Sweden, though since it was in late July, it had mostly become ice at that point and was melting quite fast.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Jobs on the other hand...
Relevant:
Today's Berkeley Mews:
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Jobs on the other hand...
Relevant:
Today's Berkeley Mews:
LOL -- Dating and interviewing at the same time. Excellent multi-tasking.