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@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Since you hate me so much
Awww, crankypants, I don't hate you. I just enjoy your strange quirks. Mostly. The Tourette's, not so much, but if you can live with it, so can I.
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@FrostCat Well you don't need to follow me around and tell me I'm a useless stupid piece of shit because I already feel like that all the time, the service your provide is not needed, maybe take up knitting or something.
When you heard the word, you knew what I was saying. You weren't confused about the meaning? You didn't have to go to a dictionary to look it up? Right?
THEN I SAID IT RIGHT.
Guess what I also drink tea without sticking my pinky out and sometimes I even rest my elbows on the table. OMG. Better call me a moron for that now too.
You know when you're a kid and you get yanked out of class for speech therapy because apparently you don't say some things right even though you have absolutely no idea how they're wrong since everybody seems to understand you, and the fact that you yank you out of class and treat you like some retard is a hundred times worse than just letting you say the words wrong in the first place? You at least think to yourself, well at least in a couple years this'll all be forgotten. But guess what? It's not true. Because 20 years later some dickwad who follows you around like a baby duckling purely so he can make fun of everything you think and say and are will bring it all flooding back.
Like I said I don't need a voice following me around and telling me I'm stupid, because I already have one of those, its in my own skull, and it's way better at it than you can ever be.
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@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Well you don't need to follow me around
Maybe you should've taken your own advice a couple of years ago and not done it to me first. It's not much fun when it happens to you, is it?
@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
I already feel like that all the time
Oh noes, the guy with the high-paying job and owns his own house has such big #FirstWorldProblems. Get back to me when your soul mate, who you were married to for more than half your life drops dead in your arms, you big crybaby bully.
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@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
telling me I'm stupid
Show me where I said you're stupid, you liar. Cite your shit. You can't, because it's YOU calling yourself that.
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@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
telling me I'm stupid
Show me where I said you're stupid, you liar. Cite your shit. You can't, because it's YOU calling yourself that.
You make fun of him.
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@aliceif said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
You are making fun of him.
Ah, so you can't find me doing what he accused me of, either. He said I called him stupid, not that I made fun of him.
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@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Maybe you should've taken your own advice a couple of years ago and not done it to me first.
I just don't know how to stop doing something I've never done. I'm not smart enough to figure it out, somehow.
You better point and laugh at me for that, too.
@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Get back to me when your soul mate, who you were married to for more than half your life drops dead in your arms, you big crybaby bully.
Right; you're grieving so the correct response is to make fun of me for saying a word wrong. Even though you understood exactly what word it was.
@aliceif said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
You make fun of him.
What I don't even get is he OBVIOUSLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE WORD WAS so it's not even that he's making fun of me but that he's pulling bullshit out of THIN AIR to make fun of me for. Christ. There's a hundred things I actually do wrong to make fun of me for, you really have to make-up NEW things? WTF.
How about saying I'm a loser who has no friends and lives alone with a cat? How about that? How about that my only outlet is playing videos games, and I have zero talents other than software development, which I actually hate doing? How about making fun of the fact that I'm so lazy and useless I can't do anything to improve my shitty life? How about making fun of how I drown my troubles in alcohol, drinking alone natch?
There's so much material, and you're just talking about the way I say a dumb fake word that's only used in fantasy novels and bad video games.
Look the death of your spouse, assuming you're not making it up to justify your being a dick which I give about 45-50% odds, is awful. Sorry for your loss.
BUT YOU UNDERSTOOD THE WORD DAGGER, YOU GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT.
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@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
I just don't know how to stop doing something I've never done.
Oh, so someone else borrowed your account and insulted me in threads I wasn't in? Got it. I guess they did that to Raceprouk too. Liar.
@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
the correct response is to make fun of me for saying a word wrong.
Oh, so you don't like it when people pick on you? Imagine that. Not as much fun when you're the target? Too bad. You don't like it when it happens to you, stop doing it to other people.
@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
How about saying I'm a loser who has no friends and lives alone with a cat?
I'm pretty sure you've said you have friends before, and you obviously have the companionship of your cat. The rest of it is #FWP.
@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
How about making fun of the fact that I'm so lazy and useless I can't do anything to improve my shitty life? How about making fun of how I drown my troubles in alcohol, drinking alone natch?
Why would I do that? Unlike you, my raison d'etre isn't being an asshole to everyone around me.
If you don't like your life, change your life. Start with being a nicer person. Well, that's a big stretch. Start with being a little bit less of an asshole.
@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
assuming you're not making it up
I could scan the death certificate but you'd probably just accuse me of faking that.
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@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Get back to me when your soul mate, who you were married to for more than half your life drops dead in your arms, you big crybaby bully.
Oooh, is that the "I deserve more pity than you" contest? Where do I sign up?
Filed under: the grand prize - yearly supply of self-loathing
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@Maciejasjmj said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Oooh, is that the "I deserve more pity than you" contest? Where do I sign up?
Right here. What'cha got?
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@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
I could scan the death certificate but you'd probably just accuse me of faking that.
You're a fucking psuedonym, although you don't seem to understand what that implies. Hell, people using their real names on Facebook will fake cancer to garner sympathy, god knows what a psuedonym would fake.
@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
If you don't like your life, change your life.
Into what? Death?
Yeah, I'd love that.
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@blakeyrat Generally unless it sounds ridiculous you should probably give someone the benefit of the doubt.
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@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Into what? Death?
Your biggest problem seems to be assuming everyone hates you. Maybe you should see a psychiatrist and get to the bottom of that.
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@lucas1 said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Generally unless it sounds ridiculous you should probably give someone the benefit of the doubt.
I'm totally not surprised that a guy whose dedication to trollery would accuse someone else of lying about something like this. I could send him a link to a funeral notification but I suppose he'd just say I faked that, too.
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@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
my raison d'etre isn't being an asshole to everyone around me
So you just get by on raw talent instead?
Impressive.
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@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Really? The Home page implies it has that functionality to me, except I don't patronize anybody so mine's blank.
They must have changed the homepage. It used to be THEIR homepage-- site news, featured artists, etc.
Of course it's still nearly useless since it's just huge blobs of white so I have information density of about 0.8 posts per screen. And it doesn't indicate what's new. Goddamn it, what is wrong with web designers these days? What's wrong with just a simple text list?
@blakeyrat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
The site uses that awful NodeBB style of "responsive design" where the features of the site change completely from second-to-second as you resize the window.
Until very recently, the site's main font was Comic Sans.
I am not joking.
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@flabdablet said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
So you just get by on raw talent instead?
Impressive.It's kept me fed and off the streets so far.
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@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
I could send him a link to a funeral notification
Are you two seriously having a dick measuring contest as to whose life is more miserable?
Stop. Stop. Grow the fuck up both of you, and just... stop.
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@Maciejasjmj I bet my dick is smaller than either of theirs.
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@flabdablet @Tsaukpaetra would like to have a word with you
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@Maciejasjmj said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Are you two seriously having a dick measuring contest as to whose life is more miserable?
Well, I haven't taken my pants off yet, so...no?
@Maciejasjmj said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
. Grow the fuck up
Awww, I'm having fun!
Also I'm a bit disappointed you didn't have some awesome cold war-era story about your grandpa and Stasi spies or something.
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@FrostCat Depressed people don't need a reason to be sad, and can't just get better trough the power of will. Depression is treated with pills.
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@fbmac said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
can't just get better trough the power of will. Depression is treated with pills.
Gee, I wonder if that's why I've repeatedly said for months now that Blakey get psychiatric help.
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@FrostCat said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
some awesome cold war-era story about your grandpa and Stasi spies
Sadly, Gramps has lived a rather peaceful life and the only people willing to murder him were his coworkers. On purely professional grounds.
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@FrostCat we can't force him, but we can stop pushing him to the edge, can we?
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@fbmac I do it with booze (no I am not depressed, I drink because I like it a bit too much).
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@lucas1 I lost some family members because of their booze killing their livers, that's not as cool as you think it is.
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@fbmac Sorry to hear that and I don't think it is cool.
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@Maciejasjmj said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Sadly, Gramps has lived a rather peaceful life
My whatever-the-opposite-of-condolences are.
Besides, if you did have a good story, someone here would probably just say you made it up.
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@fbmac said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
we can stop pushing him to the edge
If he would like people to stop reacting to him he is welcome to take the first step, as a show of good faith, and stop insulting everyone around him constantly. He knows perfectly well I can be civil to him.
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@FrostCat that's just how @blakeyrat works, he say I'm an asshole too, but I dismiss that
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@fbmac said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
I dismiss that
I used to do that too, but then he started gratuituously insulting me in threads I wasn't in and I got tired of it, so now I just let him see how his behavior makes others feel. When he gets tired of it and starts to be less of an asshole, I will too. Unless I get bored first. Might happen.
I'm also, though, not going to let him pull his slanderous escalation bit where he says "why don't you just say I'm a stupid dumbhead moron that's stupider than the stupidest other person in the world like everyone does", because nobody actually does that.
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@blakeyrat You should do some travelling to some place like here were girls would find your accent cool and not notice any speech impediment.
I think I'll start a pateron for giving unsolicited advice.
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@fbmac said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
speech impediment
He could've said something the very first time I brought it up. I always thought it was one of those "I don't know how to pronounce the word" like how the President one called someone a corpseman, or my grade school friend who pronounced "navajo" as "na-va-gee-oh".
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@fbmac and therapy! Apparently medication coupled with CBT has a much lower regression rate than just treatment with medication.
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I missed this thread.
Now I understand why Blakey opened up a Patreon account
... scroll, scroll... flamewar ...
And now I'm sad.
In a fanfiction, this would end with @blakeyrat and @FrostCat finding solace in each others arms. Just saying.
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@cartman82 said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
In a fanfiction, this would end with @blakeyrat and @FrostCat finding solace in each others arms. Just saying.
Oh, we haven't even finished defining the conflict, there's about 121 more chapters until the end of the book, so sit tight, it's gonna be a long one!
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@fbmac said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Depression is treated with pills.
And not by chopping off body parts?
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@cartman82 said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
In a fanfiction, this would end with @blakeyrat and @FrostCat finding solace in each others arms. Just saying.
And then one of them gets pregnant.
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@anonymous234 said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
@cartman82 said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
In a fanfiction, this would end with @blakeyrat and @FrostCat finding solace in each others arms. Just saying.
And then one of them gets pregnant.
No, they have to start a harem first.
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@Tsaukpaetra No, they'll start investigating crime using OSS software with CLI interfaces
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@groo said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
@Tsaukpaetra No, they'll start investigating crime using OSS software with CLI interfaces
That's how they came into contact in the first place actually.
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Is this now the Blakey / frostcat thread?
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@bb36e
Are you jealous?
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@bb36e a cat and mouse fighting like that isn't soooo cliché?
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@bb36e said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
Is this now the Blakey / frostcat thread?
I ship this so hard!
Filed under: Probably not, but lets create shipnames!
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@cartman82 said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
In a fanfiction, this would end with @blakeyrat and @FrostCat finding solace in each others arms. Just saying.
He'd have to have a sex change operation first. Don't tell @fox I said that.
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@cartman82 said in a whole lotta nothing, only $5:
In a fanfiction, this would end with @blakeyrat and @FrostCat finding solace in each others arms. Just saying.
Aaaannndd, I'm outta here.