The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Zecc Arnie would have said it.
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17:14 playing time but seems MUCH longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U14IBek-wNU
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think I'm actually happy with that outcome.
You should be. I lasted 0:52.
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I lasted 0:52.
That's a bit sad.
52 seconds in paradise is better than 30 seconds in paradise
https://youtu.be/AqZcYPEszN8?t=2m45s
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I lasted 0:52
Some of us are made of sterner stuff.
My new ringtone starts at 7:34 :-)
The massed kazoos of 8:29 were in the running, but I just had to have the toy piano.
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc Arnie would have said it.
Arnie's best career one-liner is "see you at the party, Richter", and it's good precisely because it doesn't make a pun based on how Richter died. See, the other ones in that movie were all pun-based. Like he kills Bennie with a huge drill and then says, "get screwed". It's not as good.
Conclusion: puns suck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVyRw1kqXjc
This guy built a trailer which is nothing but an industrial-sized air compressor and about 50 various train and ship horns, controlled by a MIDI file of all things.
Turn it way up.
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Ohhhh... Should be a WtDWTF honorary member by his trolling effort...
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@blakeyrat Oh blow off some steam man!
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Even if you object to the content, it's a pretty darn good parody of Aint No Rest For The Wicked.
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Can't find the direct link for credit, but it's somewhere around here.
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@Zecc That's a point actually: if the Queen gets pulled over by the cops, does she show her passport or a £10 note?
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@RaceProUK neither, she'd show her driving licence.
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@Zecc I've seen that gag but with the strapline "mother fuckin good".
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland...
Northern Ireland is part of the UK </best_kind_of_correct>
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@coldandtired Full name is something like: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Probably with a “Her Majesty's” at the front for extra length when writing the whole thing out. Nobody really bothers except on the most official of official communications.
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Excuse @Boner everyone, he's leaking the IRCs onto the forums.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Full name is
Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
At least, according to this list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_titles_and_honours_of_Queen_Elizabeth_II
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Excuse @Boner everyone, he's leaking the IRCs onto the forums.
ick! dude! @boner, that's what condoms are for man, so you don't get that stuff everywhere!
now go get a mop and bucket and clean that stuff up! right now young man!
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@accalia yes Ma'am
mops up
changes nick
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Background for this funny stuff: My wife is having trouble breastfeeding and has been referred to the Breast Team to investigate why. Here's our WhatsApp conversation after she told me
the breast team sounds like an A team porno
if you have a boner, if nobody else will fuck you, and if you can find a condom... maybe you can hire the Breast Team
@Mrs Jaloopa:
I ain't wearing no bra
I love it when a couple comes together
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@asdf
I'm expecting strange stuff from Germany but really ... this is the strangest p0rn cover I have ever seen
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
this is the strangest p0rn cover I have ever seen
In this case, it's not porn, but a serial from a discontinued late-night show. ;)
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@FrostCat Do you consume ANY media that isn't related to GamerGate?
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@blakeyrat I don't go looking for GG-related stuff at all. I saw that video linked elsewhere.
Also, if you'd watched it, you'd see that the first verse was all about that woman who got a couple guys fired over a dongle joke at a conference a couple years ago.
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@FrostCat So the answer is "no". Gotcha.
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it's not porn
Are you claiming Germany makes something else except for P0rn, Krimi's und Schlagermusic?
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@Luhmann Lederhosen?
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@Jaloopa Mrs. Jaloopa sounds awesome. You lucky fuck.
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Lederhosen?
Never seen them outside of the above categories
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@Luhmann What about SCOOTER?
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@aliceif
I'll just park that under Schlager ...
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@Onyx
Now I'm wondering who that second down vote is ... and is it because I insulted Scooter or Schlager?
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@Luhmann I ain't pointin' fingers, but I have a hypothesis...
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@FrostCat Do you consume ANY media that isn't related to GamerGate?
What are you talking about?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and is it because I insulted Scooter or Schlager?
The third is me. You just managed to offend all Germans on the forum, even those that don't like either Scooter or Schlager (me).
:P
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