The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I know, I posted something similar before but this is even better:
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MARINES OPEN FIRE ON CHILDREN
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So it's basically a toaster (at least we call such a thing 'a toaster' round here, and those things with 2 holes out of which bread jumps out are less common IME) with the mold in the shape of 4 spoons instead of 2 sandwiches.
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Q: What's this?
A:[spoiler] Nelson Mandala tattoo (source.)[/spoiler]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0qhsUxifVQ
Who is cat and why does he own something called "puking to Techno Compilation"?
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Cat's puking is like attorney's general.
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Cat's puking is like attorney's general.
Like a lawyer who owns a high ranking military officer?
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No, the
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goes on the word attorney even though the non-possessive version isattorney general
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Who is cat and why does he own something called "puking to Techno Compilation"?
You'll just have to watch the video to find out.
Or not, your choice.
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You'll just have to watch the video to find out.
I can read lips. Those cats say "hurk! hurk! hurk!" a lot.
Or not, your choice.
I am on the internet, therefore I watch videos of cats.
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I can read lips. Those cats say "hurk! hurk! hurk!" a lot.
Yes, but that's not {the same,funny} as seeing them hurking while synchronized to goofy techno.
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Also funny: the line above the underlined one
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Saw that one when doing the O'Reilly covers topic
Funny, there's now easy way to link to another topic from the edit box.
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I say if teens want to eat dog shit for fun, let them. The crime is its own punishment.
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“Mommy, can I watch Twister?”
“No”
“Why?”
“It’s PG-13”
“Why?”
“Intense Depiction of Very Bad Weather"
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That shit gave me nightmares, man.
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Really? First time I saw it when I was around 10 - first movie I watched in English BTW - missed a lot of the dialogues obviously, but it never frightened me.
It's a great movie.
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I'm mostly teasing, I loved the hell out of that movie as a kid, but I do have a strange fear of tornados I can't explain, which has on occasion given me nightmares.
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I was visiting a friend in Iowa when I saw that. And there was a really severe thunderstorm that night. Can't say I didn't have some ... interesting thoughts.
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I do have a strange fear of tornados
If you live somewhere they do happen or even in a country where such things happen quite regularly, the fear is not completely irrational.
Living somewhere this shit hasn't ever happened helps me sleep tight.
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Did "The Day After Tomorrow" also have one of those?
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@Yamikuronue said:
I do have a strange fear of tornados
If you live somewhere they do happen or even in a country where such things happen quite regularly, the fear is not completely irrational.
Living somewhere this shit hasn't ever happened helps me sleep tight.
I don't miss worrying about tornados. When I lived in IL, one went right over the hospital my mom was in. It then proceeded to do massive damage to Plainfield IL. Now, I just worry about the ground moving under me...
Not sure which is worse. The every-season-it-might-hit-me or the indeterminate-time-it-will-rattle.
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Did "The Day After Tomorrow" also have one of those?
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Oddly enough, I'm not afraid of earthquakes; I grew up near San Francisco. But tornados... they're terrifying. I have trouble sleeping when we have a tornado watch.
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@Yamikuronue said:
I do have a strange fear of tornados
If you live somewhere they do happen or even in a country where such things happen quite regularly, the fear is not completely irrational.
Living somewhere this shit hasn't ever happened helps me sleep tight.
I've lived in Tornado Alley almost my entire life. I've only seen one tornado, and it was a wee little one.
I did get to see the aftermath of Joplin, Missouri though. It looked like a warzone. (There was no mass looting or mobs like other cities after a catastrophic natural disaster. Go Missouri!)
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Really? First time I saw it when I was around 10 - first movie I watched in English BTW - missed a lot of the dialogues obviously, but it never frightened me.
You cannot predict what will freak out a young child. It's different for all of them.
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Oddly enough, I'm not afraid of earthquakes; I grew up near San Francisco. But tornados... they're terrifying. I have trouble sleeping when we have a tornado watch.
And I don't worry at the thought that the water would be 4 meters high if the dikes broke through.
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Some more. These are BBFC rather than MPAA:
"contains mild language and horror, and fantasy spiders"
"Contains moderate and comic wrestling violence"
"Contains misuse of fireworks"
"dangerous behaviour, mild threat,
mild sex referencesinnuendo, infrequent mild bad language"
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I don't know, I consider the whole rating system bullshit.
Nobody controlled what I was watching and yet here I am,perfectlyreasonably well functioning adult with no acute psychological illnesses.
I had nightmares because of the TV exactly once, after watching an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. I think I posted that cool story once somewhere here.
And surprisingly, discosearch did not fail me:
When I was a kid, I've watched all sort of action and horror movies, but surprisingly (or not) the one time I had nightmares after watching a film, was a Walker, Texas Ranger episode about a hitman. I guess it showed to my pragmatic mind, that if someone really wanted you dead and had the cold blood and resources to do it, you are more than likely to end up dead. It was far more terrifying than all monsters or maniacs because it was very real.
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Nobody controlled what I was watching and yet here I am, perfectly reasonably well functioning adult with no acute psychological illnesses.
I had nightmares because of the TV exactly once, after watching an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. I think I posted that cool story once somewhere here.
My son (currently 9) has issues with all sorts of things. The most recent was Agent Carter, where the bad guy lady got possessed by the "zero matter" and had some exposed on her temple. I remember my daughter freaking out about a Dr Who episode from a guy with some ridiculous alien makeup. But then neither of my kids had any issues with the WW2 episode with the kid fused with the gas mask, which disturbed both me and my wife.
I'm sure there are kids who aren't bothered by all sorts of things, but the ratings certainly aren't bullshit, even if they aren't always consistent or are a fairly blunt instrument.
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the ratings certainly aren't bullshit
Well, they helped a bit when choosing what to watch when I was a kid - if it's not at least PG, it's probably not worth watching
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I have a similar relationship to restaurant menus describing how spicy things are supposed to be.
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Volkswagen Sold More Currywurst Than Cars in 2015
MAINZ, Germany — If anything can outsell a German car, then it must be the country's favorite dish: currywurst. But who knew that Volkswagen also markets its own brand of the sausage and spicy ketchup snack?
The latest figures show that the automaker sold more than 7.2 million sausages in 2015, compared to worldwide sales of 5.82 million cars last year.
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Wat? To be honest, I tried to watch it again last year and I've only been able to go through the first two seasons - somehow it was much more entertaining when I was younger. I'll get back to it eventually, however.
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While you're at it, can you gather some sales figures on Peugot pepper grinders?
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I'd like to see an emissions breakdown of cars vs sausage. NB: See, not smell.
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Peugeot pepper grinders?
I'm more interested in the reliability of a Peugeot pepper mill compared to the reliability of a Peugeot car.
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i bet they sell smoked sausages
not even a little sorry