Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear :football: time!
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It's clearly not an armband you ignorant fuck. It's obviously an epaulet. Go stab yourself in the eye with an old pen.
No, you ignorant fuck, it is not an epaulet. It is merely a comic label device to make sure we know who the pushy, Rights-violating asshole is supposed to be.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Why would he only wear the FBI armband in the first panel?
It's clearly not an armband you ignorant fuck. It's obviously an epaulet. Go stab yourself in the eye with an old pen.
A pen? Next you'll be advocating paper. Why do you hate the environment?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
A pen? Next you'll be advocating paper. Why do you hate the environment?
Have you not seen the commercial.
Dude keeps suggesting the wife do everything on tablet, games, books, etc.
Then dude goes to use restroom, reaches for the toilet paper, and under the door slides a tablet... with a picture of toilet paper.
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How misadjusted is that door that you can slide a tablet under it?
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How misadjusted is that door that you can slide a tablet under it?
Enough for the joke to work. :p
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Oh hush you :P
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@Arantor said:
How misadjusted is that door that you can slide a tablet under it?
Enough for the joke to work. :p
It's also common to have things like rugs in a bathroom and it sucks to have the door mess it up all the time.
:blanket:
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It's also common to have things like rugs in a bathroom and it sucks to have the door mess it up all the time.
Having the door open outwards is not a thing where you are?
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Having the door open outwards is not a thing where you are?
Good God, do you put the toilet paper on backwards, too?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Why do you hate the environment?
What did "the environment" ever do for me?
It evolved peyote to kill the Hippies.
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How misadjusted is that door
Having the door open outwards
Make a joke about paper, people get stuck on door pedantry.
Yep, I'm in the right place.
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Make a joke about paper, people get stuck on door pedantry.
Make a joke about toilet paper, people get stuck on {RECORD SCRATCH, PULLED OFF STAGE WITH HOOK}
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old pen
That's not very sanitary. He should use a new pen, we don't want anybody getting hurt. ๏ฐ
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Good God, do you put the toilet paper on backwards, too?
Probably. I probably got it on the roll inside out when I re-rolled it.
[spoiler]Prior to use, you nits.[/spoiler]
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What is nonexistence? Certainly more scary than any hell that God can devise.
Not at all. I regularly practise failing to experience my own existence for hours at a time while sleeping, and complete nonexistence after death strikes me as no more scary or weird than complete nonexistence before birth.
Anybody who is truly, genuinely frightened of failing to exist at some future time has a badly skewed view of their place in the world.
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People want to leave a legacy
Some of us prefer to take only photographs
and leave only footprints.
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Again I tell you
It is easier for a rich person to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a camel to...
errr...
...than it is for a camel to.
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@boomzilla said:
The best guy in the race right now is Cruz.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Yeah, no.
We disagree on somethingโฝ How could it be?
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Anybody who is truly, genuinely frightened of failing to exist at some future time has a badly skewed view of their place in the world.
Consciousness is a curse and blessing.
Not at all. I regularly practise failing to experience my own existence for hours at a time while sleeping, and complete nonexistence after death strikes me as no more scary or weird than complete nonexistence before birth.
It takes a rational mind and effort to reach that conclusion, it is not as easy as you think it is because it has been easy for you.
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The best guy in the race right now is Cruz.
At least Trump is not a slimy hypocrite. Apart from being an asshole, he is likable too (some people like assholes but that is another matter).
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At least Trump is not a slimy hypocrite.
You've lost me. I thought we were talking about the Presidential election in the USA.
Also, why do you seem to think that Cruz is a "slimy hypocrite?"
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it is not as easy as you think it is because it has been easy for you.
What on earth makes you think it was easy for me?
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I regularly practise failing to experience my own existence for hours at a time while sleeping
I was in a dream once. Very lucid.
At the point where I realized no one was real, it was quite disturbing.
My half thinking brain figured I was dead.
I suppose each person has a fate they'd prefer not to experience.
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TRIPย MOAR
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@boomzilla said:
Actually, this is just you not understanding their jobs.
The Constitution says their job is to "give advice and consent," not, "bury their heads in the sand and then park their lard asses on top."
I don't know about you, but the latter sounds like an alternate definition of "paid consultant" to me.
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Nasty hypocrite is what apparently the people in in own party know Cruz for. He even looks slimy, how could you not see that? A son of immigrants with smirk on his face who hates immigrants even more than other bastards in GOP!
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Nasty hypocrite is what apparently the people in in own party know Cruz for.
IOW, no, you're just repeating something you heard.
He even looks slimy, how could you not see that?
Ah, yes, the obviousness test. I love this one!
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National Enquirer, front page:
Supreme Court Justice Scalia Was Murdered
Inside: who did it and how
Why DNA was destroyed & there was no autopsy
Why body was found with a pillow over head
Why he was staying next to a brothel
Why his bodyguard disappeared
Inside high points:
- Highly planned "political assassination" by the CIA
- Carried out by $200-a-night hooker; she injected him with poison
- To stop him from revealing explosive secrets that could rip apart Obama's legacy (the inevitable Obama link, again)
- Because CIA was afraid a conservative president would be elected (huh?)
- CIA spy seen visiting "whorehouse" in Mexico, looking for a girl to keep a VIP company
Bonus story: Trump's mission to uncover the truth
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Yes, just as everyone is morally bankrupt, everyone is also emotionally weak.
QFT. Morality and emotional strength are myths.
Filed Under: Everything you think you know is a lie. Some of those are useful lies, however.
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At least Trump is not a slimy hypocrite.
Well, no more than any other psychopath, anyway. However, since effective national leadership requires psychopathy, he at least fits in with the rest of them.
In fact, the only non-hereditary world leader of note in living memory who (maybe) wasn't a psychopath was Jimmy Carter. Think about how poorly he did and consider whether madness, in Larry Niven's words, has its place. We're all mad here...
Filed Under: And yes, this includes historical Alphas such as, say, Jefferson. Ain't no clean hands nowhere.
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Wolves protecting the sheep. It is good to have an asshole for CEO, as long as it means job security and growth for the company, but it hurts the moment you are the victim if growth means laying off half of the workforce.
I prefer our psychopath to also possess other useful traits other than psychopathy, you know, like talking like adults coherently and trying to hide his assholeness. Other countries too have their psychopaths and I want my psychopath to be smarter and well-spoken.
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Carter and Nixon are the two Presidents that people shouldn't forget.
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Look out, slatepitches are actually getting approved and published:
Judge Garland has been nominated by President Obama. Senate Republicans refuse to give him a hearing. After a suitable period of timeโletโs say by the end of September of 2016โJudge Garland should simply suit up and take the vacant seat at the court. This would entail walking into the Supreme Court on the first Monday in October, donning an extra black robe, seating himself at the bench, sipping from the mighty silver milkshake cup before him, and looking like he belongs there, in the manner of George Costanza.
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@boomzilla said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
This sounds pretty insane, honestly. If religious can't guide a person's conscience and so forth, then you're no better than a state with a compulsory religion.
all the muslims, hindu, and buddhists in government and law should definitely act to pass/interpret laws as guided by their religion, that's exactly what the conservatives are trying to achieve with their interpretation of freedom of religion in government. oh wait.
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@Polygeekery said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
Oh fuck, who voted for Carson? Come on people, he is a little crazy, but he is not even in the same league as Trump.
Carson literally thinks the Devil told Darwin to write about evolution. That's more than just a little crazy.
Trump is a lying, hypocritical, blathering bigot; but I'd say he's nowhere near as crazy as Carson. Unless you mean crazy about torture. That's totally Trump!
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@darkmatter said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
Trump is a lying, hypocritical, blathering bigot; but I'd say he's nowhere near as crazy as Carson.
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@boomzilla said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
Also, why do you seem to think that Cruz is a "slimy hypocrite?"
For one, anything involving his stance on immigration, if you bother to research his past stance and actions and cross-reference against what he claims his stance was. He's been pretty wishy-washy about lying then and/or now about that topic.
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@darkmatter said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
all the muslims, hindu, and buddhists in government and law should definitely act to pass/interpret laws as guided by their religion,
Well, yeah. One doesn't expect them to leave their core beliefs at the door when they get elected.
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@darkmatter said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
For one, anything involving his stance on immigration, if you bother to research his past stance and actions and cross-reference against what he claims his stance was. He's been pretty wishy-washy about lying then and/or now about that topic.
Oh no.
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@boomzilla said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
Well, yeah. One doesn't expect them to leave their core beliefs at the door when they get elected.
That's fine as long as their core beliefs agree with mine
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@Jaloopa said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
That's fine as long as their core beliefs agree with mine
So you agree with everyone currently elected or something? When a lot of them have serious disagreements?
I'm not sure what your point is.
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@boomzilla said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
I'm not sure what your point is.
Why do you think there is one?
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@Jaloopa said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
@boomzilla said in Justice Antonin Scalia, RIP. Next up: nuclear time!:
I'm not sure what your point is.
Why do you think there is one?
Why do you think there isn't one?
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@boomzilla Tel me about your mother
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@Jaloopa She disagrees with your core beliefs.