Passive-Agressive Uninstall
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I expected "I don't like it" or "Does not work" but not this.
The second option is pretty insulting too actually. It seems they cannot imagine failure on their side.
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Maybe it's written by Gaska.
Actually I think those are decent reasons to list. At least, they give useful feedback to the developer. (I doubt he actually reacts to that feedback, but there it is.)
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I actually took the time to write down why I don't like it, but I couldn't help to feel offended by the default reason. you could say it's smart psychology of course: because of this, he does get feedback. Nevertheless I'm sure most people just click through without even reading it.
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Nevertheless I'm sure most people just click through without even reading it.
Well that's true of 99.9% of questions you supply to a user. Unless they perceive the question as necessary to completing their task.
That's why surveys have those "fake" questions like, "if you're reading this, mark answer C", it's just to get a quick guestimate as to how many people are actually paying attention at all.
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I don't know, "I do not understand how to use this product" can be taken as feedback that the application needs to be more intuitive.
That being said, spelling mistakes don't make the product look very professional.
"Unistall Recover Keys"
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Maybe the program is called Recover Keys and released by a company called Unistall, and this just happens to be the uninstaller for Unistall Recover Keys?
Yeah, right.
Edit: no, autocorrect, I did want to spell it “Unistall”.
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Great spot. Hadn't noticed that myself.
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Or it can be taken as feedback that the users are idiots.
Better options would have been:
- It didn't meet my needs
- It was too difficult to use
- It crashed or gave error messages
- It's too expensive
- Other reason
Then have the default text in the textarea change to prompt the user to add more detail:
- Please describe what you needed from this product, and how we could've done better.
- Please describe what you wanted to do, and how you feel like it could've been made easier.
- Please explain what you tried to do when it crashed, and any specific error messages that you saw.
- Please name a price that you'd consider fair, based upon how useful you found this product.
- Please explain your reason, and let us know if we could've done anything better.
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At least the default option isn't:
- I am too busy pounding the mouse, shrieking and throwing feces at the monitor to get any use from this software.
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You sure have an odd workplace.
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Is "work" what we're calling it now?
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It's a unistall.
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So why did you uninstall it?
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If you really wonder why: because it can't connect to most hosts that other applications and my own scripts can.
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Maybe it's written by Gaska.
No. I don't care if anybody uses my products or not, so I'd have no reason to put such a question in uninstaller.
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http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/72451000/jpg/_72451427_toilets624.jpg
His & Her toilets... yeah, that's pretty unique.
Single-occupancy unisex bathroom for people whose religious beliefs prohibit them from touching anything a (menstruating?) woman sat on, maybe?
The one closer to the trash can is the Her toilet, obviously.
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Would be great after a night of heavy, heavy drinking. Diarrhea in one, puke in the other.
... you guys all ate lunch before reading this, right?
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Would be great after a night of heavy, heavy drinking. Diarrhea in one, puke in the other.
I thought that's what a bidet was for?
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That might just explain the two toilets: a contractor thinking, “Damn, no bidets left in the warehouse. I know, I’ll just install a second toilet — they look similar enough, so who’ll notice?”
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http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/72451000/jpg/_72451427_toilets624.jpg
Oh, I see you've found our management's meeting room.
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@blakeyrat said:
Would be great after a night of heavy, heavy drinking. Diarrhea in one, puke in the other.
I thought that's what a bidet was for?
I thought that's what the boss' coffee mug was for?
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I hope it was meant as a joke. I feel like lately I had to explain too many people (well, Americans mostly) what a woman needs a bidet for.
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Wait... are you saying that a man doesn't need a bidet, or that a women needs* a bidet for something different than what a man needs* one for?
* for values of "needs" that don't actually mean needs.
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I hope it was meant as a joke. I feel like lately I had to explain too many people (well, Americans mostly) what a woman needs a bidet for.
Relax. Clearly, I know as well as everyone that a bidet is for dogs to drink out of, right?
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Relax. Clearly, I know as well as everyone that a bidet is for dogs to drink out of, right?
A bidet was invented so time-traveller/foreigner characters could make an extra joke or two.
It's similar to the reason baguettes were invented: to show someone has just gone grocery shopping.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
It's similar to the reason baguettes were invented: to show someone has just gone grocery shopping.
I thought the point of baguettes was that you could leave them for a week or so, wrap them in a binliner, and use them as an impromptu cosh/home invasion repellant device.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
It's similar to the reason baguettes were invented: to show someone has just gone grocery shopping.
I thought the point of baguettes was that you could leave them for a week or so, wrap them in a binliner, and use them as an impromptu cosh/home invasion repellant device.
The point of baguettes is
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Guys, guys. No need to argue; baguettes have two points.
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I feel like lately I had to explain too many people (well, Americans mostly) what a woman needs a bidet for.
Is that where her fish keep their bicycles?
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As a man you miss the bits you need a bidet for, although my American friends seems to have rediscovered the bidet as a way to clean their behind. You can use it for that aim of course, but originally it is for female hygiene.
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Ah... see, we actually bathe over here.
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As a man you miss the bits you need a bidet for...originally it is for female hygiene.
No, it was originally (and is still mainly) used in lieu of toilet paper.
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Originally it wasn’t used to clean anything (I hope):
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Note: GIS for 'cleaning horse' has more pics of horse cock than I wanted to see just after dinner.
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Note: GIS for 'cleaning horse' has more pics of horse cock than I wanted to see just after dinner.
welcome to the internet!
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With the advent of MLP, I imagine that now it's possible to get this result in all the colors of the rainbow!