The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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39 posts were split to a new topic: Guns, anyone?
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Also this:
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Perfect excuse to practice hijacking, amirite?
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Submarines can do airstrikes now!
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That's a really fancy submarine interior.
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Would you expect less from the presidential Submarine One?
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Until it's a contactless reader and that actually works...
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Spoiling the joke, but a contactless card wouldn't work like that. It still needs to be held pretty steady for around 200 ms at least and pretty close to the reader.
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work like that
Unless the card's resonant frequency was slightly out of wack and waving it around like that was precisely the only way for it to work (actually, this is still an impossibility, unless it was by design...)
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While theoretically cards could support ranges up to 10 cm, usually it can be read without problems when it's 1 cm from the reader at most. Also waving it around like that would definitely result in a broken read and request to retry reading the card.
<Trust me, I know. I cannot tell you more or I'd have to kill you
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If a submarine launches a cruise missile (which is what happened), I think you could call that an "air strike".
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I preferred the mental image of a flying submarine.
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That was my first thought, but then I searched and apparently air strike usually refers to aerial units.
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If you're a soldier on the ground, you don't really care where the "thing falling on you and exploding" came from. The relevant issue is that it fell on you and exploded.
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Yes, but then all missiles are air strikes, because that's what they all travel through.
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I preferred the mental image of a flying submarine.
Like in X-Com: Terror from the Deep?
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Ok?
What's your point?
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I don't really have one. Just trying to reclaim my 5% badge
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSXwWZ2SFw4
I love the one guy's matter-of-fact statements.
"Fun Fruits, which are a candy kind of thing, shaped like rock instruments. 'Rock and roll shapes,' they call it."
(Spoiler alert: the Michael Jackson candy bar is so called because it has Michael Jackson's face on it.)
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Pretending to work at the Apple store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JSnF23T_z8
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SJW gets out-SJW-d
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The idea is for the mouse to slip into the water and drown
http://giphy.com/gifs/swimming-rats-xTk9ZLKRp0xmS8PEKk
INB4 rats vs mice
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Look at the bucket getting dirtier as the mouse is trying to get out.
Filthy little fuckers.
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Apparently it couldn't hold the sky in for that long.
Edit: I hate using this keyboard in landscape mode. No idea that wasn't what I typed...
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Apparently it couldn't hold the sky in for that long.
Edit: I hate using this keyboard in landscape mode. No idea that wasn't what I typed...
What did you think you were typing?
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shit.
Had you already added that to your custom dictionary? If not, Android will replace that word with something innocuous.
Unless you typed it instead of swiping, that is, in which case, I don't know what to say, except always read what you wrote.
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@FrostCat said:
think
shit.
1st interpretation: "I was thinking shit."
2nd interpretation: "I was supposed to think? Shit."
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added that to your custom dictionary?
Apparently not, except I wouldn't interpret swyping all the way across the letter to a whole new one three keys away to be ignorable either. If anything, "shot" would be the most likely...
always read what you wrote.
That's the point of the screenshot. You can't do that with the keyboard open like this, as the compose box is statically laid out to be on the bottom of the viewport and won't scroll down below it. Solution: Rid the keyboard before clicking Reply so reading is possible.1st interpretation: "I was thinking shit."2nd interpretation: "I was supposed to think? Shit."
Yes.
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Both are quite similar in the end result.
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Solution: Rid the keyboard before clicking Reply so reading is possible.
Yeah, "read what you wrote" implies you might need to dismiss some UI, rotate the screen, or whatever.
[body is too similar to what i recently posted, except that it doesn't look like I did post it, even after a hard refresh]
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might need to
slams shot glass down on table I do what I wanna! Can't tell me what too due!
Edit: apparently summons doesn't work in a comment that way.. @codinghorrorbot
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Can't tell me what too due!
I think you @accalia'd a couple words there.
Having said that, far be it from me to stop you from writing deathless prose like "it couldn't hold the sky in". I actually thought you were maybe channeling Firefly for a second.
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@Tsaukpaetra Is Doing It Wrong™
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yip! kyon?
Yeah, it was intentional, but apparently still not humorous enough. sigh one day I'll get better....
Firefly for a second.
Still need to watch that movie eventually... It's on the list, position (currently) 71!
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It's on the list, position (currently) 71!
I have a huge list, and add stuff both on top (the stuff I really want to watch) and to the bottom. It grows a lot faster than I can watch through it. These days I'm working pretty much all the time I'm awake so once I get home there's not really much time left to watch movies.
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not really much time left
And people want me to get a life! At least you're (apparently) working while awake!
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Deadline next week...
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Still need to watch that movie eventually... It's on the list, position (currently) 71!
And the series.
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