Moar Cooties


  • :belt_onion:

    i don't get it. this topic was at the top of the list for me to read, yet didn't say it's new and didn't have an unread post count bubble. And then loaded me to the top of the topic, so clearly it's new.... which I guess means that it isn't new enough to be new and won't show a posts left to read count because I've never read it. never mind then, i do get it, but it sure takes a lot of thinking about it.


  • Grade A Premium Asshole

    @boomzilla said:

    Hmmm....are the bots reading /t/1000 again?

    Is that topic in a TL4+ section? I was denied access even after stripping out the topic title.


  • :belt_onion:

    I can still get to it and I doubt I'm TL4 anymore, but I'm too lazy to wait 5 minutes for my usercard to load to find out.


  • ♿ (Parody)

    Yes. It's in the Staff category. It's where @system dumps the daily performance reports.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @boomzilla said:

    Hmmm....are the bots reading /t/1000 again?

    Not now. 😶

    I thought I'd taken T-1000 out of the config - I've definitely done it now.


  • FoxDev

    Not if they are up to date they aren't.

    It is inaccessible for one, and hasn't been posted to in too long for the autoreader to consider it.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @accalia said:

    It is inaccessible for one

    Wrong.

    @accalia said:

    and hasn't been posted to in too long for the autoreader to consider it.

    Mine weren't reading (autoreader has never been configured for those) but it was in the "topics" part of the likes config, so maybe that's the case for the others? Loading it to check for unliked posts.


  • FoxDev

    @loopback0 said:

    Wrong

    I thought it was moved to staff?

    Did it got moved back when I didn't notice?


  • ♿ (Parody)

    Well, the /t/1000 spike could have been something anonymous. I don't have access to the raw logs, but the top users were all bots. :shrug.pst:


  • :belt_onion:

    darkmatter ɗӑʁҞɯɐɫɫӛʁ: Trust Level: member
    I just viewed t/1000 myself about 10 minutes ago, so it's been released back to the wild at some point.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @boomzilla said:

    Well, the /t/1000 spike could have been something anonymous.

    Maybe but considering at least codinghorrorbot and discoursebot would have checked it at some interval for unliked posts, and the URL looks a lot like the URL used for that, it's a possibility.
    If codinghorrorbot and discoursebot aren't at the top in 2 days time, it was likely T-1000 doing it.

    No idea if Mrs "Not playing this game" has their bots set to still check T-1000 or not.


  • :belt_onion:

    unless it's only being allowed for people in the programmers/testers group, but I think everyone posting here is in that group too.


  • FoxDev

    @boomzilla said:

    but the top users were all bots. :shrug.pst:

    The URL has the include raw flag. That's bot activity.

    I'll look at putting a stop to that as soon as I get my car back from the mechanics and back to a computer proper


  • Grade A Premium Asshole

    That blip....that is me loading @loopback0's profile page. :wtf:


  • ♿ (Parody)

    @darkmatter said:

    unless it's only being allowed for people in the programmers/testers group,

    No, everyone can "see" that category. They just can't post there.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @Polygeekery said:

    That blip....that is me loading @loopback0's profile page. :wtf:

    Seems like it didn't last as long as Discourse trying to load it 😆


  • ♿ (Parody)

    @loopback0 said:

    If codinghorrorbot and discoursebot aren't at the top in 2 days time, it was likely T-1000 doing it.

    Huzzah!

    Top 30 users by Server Load
    
    Username        Duration Reqs  Routes                                                                          
    --------        -------- ----  ------                                                                          
    
    [Anonymous]     40704.30 96151 topics/show(23312.24) user_avatars/show(5083.20) - (POST)(3530.56)               
                                   users/show(2483.86) -(2124.25)                                                   
    
    
    Polygeekery      7259.82  2261 users/show(2389.33) user_actions/index(2206.07) draft/show(2034.50)              
                                   topics/posts(115.22) topics/show(106.99)                                         
    
    
    PaulaBean        6175.57 16064 topics/show(6138.25) list/category_latest(30.08) posts/create (POST)(3.94)       
                                   topics/status(3.29)                                                              
    
    
    RaceProUK        2023.87  1954 topics/show(939.90) topics/posts(547.62) topics/timings (POST)(249.44)           
                                   draft/update (POST)(118.02) users/show(63.84)                                    
    
    
    loopback0        1995.27  4592 topics/timings (POST)(732.80) topics/show(479.49) posts/create (POST)(188.55)    
                                   list/latest(116.38) post_actions/create (POST)(70.99)                            
    
    
    accalia          1843.76  3137 topics/posts(1128.50) topics/timings (POST)(307.50) topics/show(135.90)          
                                   list/latest(113.70) posts/show(70.34)                                            
    
    
    Zoidberg         1570.12  2152 topics/posts(1149.81) notifications/index(191.08) list/latest(173.73)            
                                   notifications/mark_read(27.71) posts/create (POST)(13.46)                        
    
    Top 30 urls by Server Load
    
    Url                                                                              Duration Reqs 
    ---                                                                              -------- ---- 
    POST /topics/timings HTTP/1.1                                                    16949.53 69468 
    POST /posts HTTP/1.1                                                              2953.70  1108 
    GET /users/loopback0 HTTP/1.1                                                     2656.88   117 
    POST /draft.json HTTP/1.1                                                         1762.99  6005 
    
    

    Zoidberg is first bot on the list (I'm not counting Paula...she's different), though a cyborg still makes a relatively high showing. But nothing to be concerned about. /users/loopback0 HTTP/1.1 kind of sticks out there, though.

    Oh, and /t/1000 isn't on there at all.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @boomzilla said:

    /users/loopback0 HTTP/1.1 kind of sticks out there, though.

    The only sensible solution is to ban @loopback0 as his profile is on longer welcome here!

    Filed Under: I learned that one from Jeff!


  • ♿ (Parody)

    @Kuro said:

    The only sensible solution is to ban @loopback0 as his profile is on longer welcome here!

    He was the one who put an explicit link to there. No doubt google, et.al., took a look at it.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Who ever these "Google" and "et.al" fellas are they should be banned too!
    With names like these they are sure to be terrorists that want to take W.TDWTF down so they can take over!
    Oh, and this "Anonymous" dude. I have seen him on the news! He is a known hacker or something!

    Filed Under: can never be too careful! 🚎


  • :belt_onion:

    Someone should tell the DiscoDevs that Google bots are causing performance problems....

    Filed Under: Discourse changelog: Blocked Google bots for performance problems. Disable with the "Do not unblock Google Bots option"


  • Grade A Premium Asshole

    Why the hell am I on that list?



  • I want to know what timespan it covers. It must go back pretty far for RaceProlapseUK to show up. Is it lifetime?


  • ♿ (Parody)

    @blakeyrat said:

    I want to know what timespan it covers.

    24 hours:

    Analyzed: /var/log/nginx/access.log,/var/log/nginx/access.log.1 on what.thedailywtf.com-app
    Limited to 2015-12-28T21:38:01+00:00 - 2015-12-29T21:38:01+00:00
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    29/Dec/2015:07:35:24 +0000 - 29/Dec/2015:07:35:23 +0000
    

    @blakeyrat said:

    It must go back pretty far for RaceProlapseUK to show up. Is it lifetime?

    I believe she still PMs with people and has something like a bot logged in as her that does...something.


  • I survived the hour long Uno hand

    @boomzilla said:

    I believe she still PMs with people

    Correct. Is the Sekret PM Club bringing down the server now?


  • ♿ (Parody)

    @Yamikuronue said:

    Is the Sekret PM Club bringing down the server now?

    It's not showing up in the performance report, so not as far as I know.


  • Grade A Premium Asshole

    @boomzilla said:

    24 hours:

    :wtf:? I haven't even been on much during that timespan?


  • ♿ (Parody)

    Maybe you should change your password.



  • Is there a point? We all know his password is "ILikeBigButtsGunsAndICannotLie".


  • FoxDev

    @boomzilla said:

    Oh, and /t/1000 isn't on there at all.

    IT WORKED!


  • Grade A Premium Asshole

    @boomzilla said:

    Maybe you should change your password.

    What password could possibly be more secure than "hunter2"?


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @blakeyrat said:

    It must go back pretty far for RaceProlapseUK to show up.

    That's some nice stalking, right there.

    RPUK's still posting PMs, based on profile.



  • @boomzilla said:

    Maybe you should change your password.

    hunter3


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    Enough time has lapse, I think we can go back to hunter1 now.


  • ♿ (Parody)

    @Polygeekery said:

    @boomzilla said:
    Maybe you should change your password.

    What password could possibly be more secure than "hunter2"?

    Sometimes that's hard to remember. Use your luggage's lock combo, 1234.


  • Grade A Premium Asshole

    @boomzilla said:

    Sometimes that's hard to remember. Use your luggage's lock combo, 1234.

    Pffffbt. I usually end up opening them with a hammer and I can't login here with a hammer. At least not now that DigitalOcean sent me that restraining order.



  • @Yamikuronue said:

    Correct. Is the Sekret PM Club bringing down the server now?

    Probably. But don't worry, they'll solve it by writing 437 more idiotic bots.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @boomzilla said:

    Use your luggage's lock combo, 1234.

    Y'all know it's rather easy to open zipper'd luggage with a lock, right? Don't even need to know the combo....


  • Grade A Premium Asshole

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51wVC1dR6YL.SY355.jpg

    It also works on soft top Jeeps.


  • BINNED

    @Polygeekery said:

    It also works on soft top Jeeps.

    But not on soft top sports cars?


  • FoxDev

    @blakeyrat said:

    they'll solve it by writing 437 more idiotic bots.


  • Java Dev

    I guess the soft top may be reinforced with steel mesh?


  • BINNED

    We need a petrolhead and gun enthusiast to answer that kind of questions


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @Luhmann said:

    We need a petrolhead and gun enthusiast to answer that kind of questions

    If I needed to get into a car I wouldn't do it by shooting through the roof, soft or hard top. If I had to use a gun I'd smash a window with a metal part.


  • BINNED

    ERR_TOO_MUCH_LOGIC

    <screw Discourse in it's star hole



  • @Luhmann said:

    @Polygeekery said:
    It also works on soft top Jeeps.

    But not on soft top sports cars?

    It works on their owners.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @boomzilla said:

    /users/loopback0 HTTP/1.1 kind of sticks out there, though.

    Oops.


  • ♿ (Parody)

    @accalia said:

    agreed, but just for science, any chance of getting some stats about load and stuff from the logs?

    This is the latest:

    
    Analyzed: /var/log/nginx/access.log,/var/log/nginx/access.log.1 on what.thedailywtf.com-app
    Limited to 2016-01-02T20:59:01+00:00 - 2016-01-03T20:59:01+00:00
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    03/Jan/2016:07:35:15 +0000 - 03/Jan/2016:07:35:15 +0000
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Total Requests: 1173726 ( MessageBus: 412003 )
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Top 30 IPs by Server Load
    
    IP Address     Duration Reqs 
    ----------     -------- ---- 
    54.209.60.63   30461.58  4133 
    66.249.66.30   12080.00 14491 
    74.50.110.117   5163.21 12647 
    45.55.146.244   4271.72 25488 
    104.131.28.45   4147.18  5973 
    52.88.134.242   3039.67  5054 
    110.78.175.65   2170.16  2034 
    68.180.229.216  2151.24  3015 
    74.219.227.230  1823.05  3669 
    73.164.84.246   1601.30  6128 
    54.77.156.15    1552.72  1613 
    108.228.145.22  1419.34  2873 
    100.43.90.12    1210.66  1188 
    108.15.164.30   1209.26  3204 
    70.119.141.122   721.99  1865 
    68.39.198.70     715.66   566 
    213.106.84.173   697.55  1817 
    77.175.196.238   669.90  1895 
    77.100.157.9     642.03  1721 
    90.191.35.135    602.91   890 
    99.63.169.4      585.48  1705 
    76.22.38.245     544.79  1494 
    188.77.21.51     518.89   358 
    110.77.171.97    505.43  1282 
    40.77.167.2      504.61   744 
    68.99.14.102     440.68  1636 
    40.77.167.16     430.70   763 
    70.195.143.155   396.93  1205 
    2.98.53.13       392.74   521 
    188.242.4.6      359.83  1158 
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
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    Username        Duration Reqs   Routes                                                                          
    --------        -------- ----   ------                                                                          
    
    [Anonymous]     77681.80 107301 topics/show(65426.34) user_avatars/show(4228.49) users/show(2232.31) -(1715.71)  
                                    list/latest(1142.16)                                                             
    
    
    PaulaBean        5169.52  12667 topics/show(5136.69) list/category_latest(30.39) posts/create (POST)(1.38)       
                                    topics/status(1.05)                                                              
    
    
    Yamikuronue      1804.72   3612 topics/timings (POST)(481.31) posts/create (POST)(390.02) topics/show(221.89)    
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                                    list/latest(16.85) users/search_users(12.50)                                     
    
    
    sockbot          1645.05   2555 topics/posts(1267.71) list/latest(206.29) notifications/index(119.28)            
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    M_Adams          1448.68   5493 topics/timings (POST)(1070.20) topics/posts(116.36) user_avatars/show(92.47)     
                                    topics/show(80.59) posts/create (POST)(18.67)                                    
    
    
    dcon             1406.81   2871 topics/timings (POST)(887.45) user_avatars/show(313.17) topics/show(61.60)       
                                    topics/posts(41.51) list/unread(39.42)                                           
    
    
    Zoidberg         1314.81   1887 topics/posts(977.38) list/latest(210.95) notifications/index(69.68)              
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    RaceProUK        1213.64   1482 topics/show(642.96) topics/timings (POST)(105.77) users/show(85.69)              
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    accalia          1201.80   1729 topics/posts(903.66) topics/timings (POST)(108.10) list/latest(85.16)            
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    Arantor           884.64   1898 topics/timings (POST)(688.77) topics/show(71.09) posts/create (POST)(56.08)      
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    NetBot            836.89   1484 topics/posts(628.93) list/latest(107.12) notifications/index(60.74)              
                                    notifications/mark_read(30.15) topics/timings (POST)(9.95)                       
    
    
    Dreikin           788.12   2338 posts/create (POST)(244.55) topics/timings (POST)(208.83) topics/posts(70.99)    
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    RPBot             780.97   1452 topics/posts(586.65) notifications/index(90.56) list/latest(65.49)               
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    ben_lubar         719.99   1890 topics/timings (POST)(225.98) topics/show(159.23) posts/create (POST)(83.63)     
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    blakeyrat         543.12   1490 topics/show(148.88) topics/timings (POST)(108.03) posts/create (POST)(90.89)     
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    user_avatars/show                        8070.66 34538 5491 (15.90)% 
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    composer_messages/index                   221.94   856    82 (9.58)% 
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    categories/redirect                         1.73    19    2 (10.53)% 
    posts/wiki                                  1.44     2   2 (100.00)% 
    users/preferences                           1.27     4     0 (0.00)% 
    topics/status                               1.05     1     0 (0.00)% 
    list/top_all                                0.79     2     0 (0.00)% 
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    list/topics_by                              0.68     4    3 (75.00)% 
    users/my_redirect                           0.62     2     0 (0.00)% 
    users/perform_account_activation (POST)     0.60     2     0 (0.00)% 
    exceptions/not_found_body                   0.57     4    2 (50.00)% 
    topics/bulk                                 0.45     3     0 (0.00)% 
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    groups/posts                                0.20     1     0 (0.00)% 
    users/activate_account                      0.20     2     0 (0.00)% 
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    topics/bookmark                             0.19     1     0 (0.00)% 
    posts/short_link                            0.17     3     0 (0.00)% 
    topics/reset_new                            0.11     5    1 (20.00)% 
    static/enter (POST)                         0.11     4     0 (0.00)% 
    users/get_honeypot_value                    0.10     4     0 (0.00)% 
    users/check_username                        0.10     4     0 (0.00)% 
    users/account_created                       0.09     2     0 (0.00)% 
    list/category_new                           0.07     1     0 (0.00)% 
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    Top 30 urls by Server Load
    
    Url                                                                              Duration Reqs 
    ---                                                                              -------- ---- 
    POST /topics/timings HTTP/1.1                                                    12120.07 49111 
    POST /posts HTTP/1.1                                                              2279.20   756 
    GET / HTTP/1.1                                                                    1077.97  6155 
    POST /post_actions HTTP/1.1                                                        743.28  1269 
    POST /draft.json HTTP/1.1                                                          698.72  2838 
    GET /notifications.json HTTP/1.1                                                   686.30  2273 
    GET /t/2/last HTTP/1.1                                                             621.36  5056 
    GET /t/how-definitely-not-to-cv/53793 HTTP/1.1                                     563.84   992 
    GET /t/category-definition-for-meta/2/99999999 HTTP/1.1                            459.44  5054 
    GET /latest.json HTTP/1.1                                                          415.25  5056 
    PUT /notifications/mark-read HTTP/1.1                                              390.63  2268 
    POST /logs/report_js_error HTTP/1.1                                                304.94   797 
    GET /notifications HTTP/1.1                                                        300.03   950 
    
    GET                                                                                283.50  1459 
    /site_customizations/7e202ef2-56d7-47d5-98d8-a9c8d15e57dd.css?target=desktop&v=4                
    0727a35cc819e1fcec6e94c26fcb4aa&__ws=what.thedailywtf.com HTTP/1.1                              
    
    POST /session HTTP/1.1                                                             212.06    99 
    GET /uploads/default/3/b22d0889376957fa.ico HTTP/1.1                               207.07  1178 
    GET /site/settings.json HTTP/1.1                                                   204.44  5042 
    GET /t/1673/last.json?include_raw=1 HTTP/1.1                                       188.16    69 
    GET /t/52778/last.json?include_raw=1 HTTP/1.1                                      175.41   241 
    GET /t/52778.json?include_raw=1&track_visit=true HTTP/1.1                          150.10   247 
    GET /latest.rss HTTP/1.1                                                           105.51   144 
    GET /users/loopback0.json HTTP/1.1                                                  97.06     3 
    GET /t/how-can-this-be-so-wrong-aka-the-discopocalypse-thread/51117/931 HTTP/1.1    96.65     2 
    GET /users/boomzilla.json HTTP/1.1                                                  94.47     3 
    GET /t/how-can-this-be-so-wrong-aka-the-discopocalypse-thread/51117/957 HTTP/1.1    88.09     2 
    GET /t/how-can-this-be-so-wrong-aka-the-discopocalypse-thread/51117/856 HTTP/1.1    86.86     2 
    GET /users/ChaosTheEternal.json HTTP/1.1                                            85.45     3 
    GET /users/Luhmann.json HTTP/1.1                                                    83.68     3 
    GET /users/Onyx.json HTTP/1.1                                                       83.66     3 
    GET /users/HardwareGeek.json HTTP/1.1                                               82.26     3 
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    Top 30 not found urls (404s)
    
    Url                                                                              Count
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    GET /index.php HTTP/1.0                                                             58 
    GET //what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/1/5c18e037abe588a0.gif HTTP/1.1          39 
    GET /t/ashley-madison-crypto-edition/51222/50,title:Ashley HTTP/1.1                 27 
    
    GET                                                                                 15 
    /t/the-official-were-going-to-make-our-own-forum-with-hookers-and-blackjack-in-f       
    act-forget-the-forum-topic/1000/tiki-register.php HTTP/1.1                             
    
    GET /mnews.htm HTTP/1.0                                                              7 
    GET /images/emoji/emoji_one/trollface.png HTTP/1.1                                   5 
    GET /wp-login.php HTTP/1.1                                                           5 
    GET /xmlrpc.php HTTP/1.1                                                             5 
    HEAD //what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/72/293cb41e2564427a.png HTTP/1.1         4 
    GET /apple-touch-icon.png HTTP/1.1                                                   4 
    GET /apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png HTTP/1.1                                       4 
    GET /users/ServerCooties.json HTTP/1.1                                               3 
    GET /c/coding-help HTTP/1.1                                                          3 
    GET /c/coder-challenge-import HTTP/1.1                                               2 
    
    GET                                                                                  2 
    /t/the-good-ideas-thread-with-a-nice-searchable-name/1556/%5C%22//what.thedailyw       
    tf.com/user_avatar/what.thedailywtf.com/antiquarian/40/31742_1.png%5C%22               
    HTTP/1.1                                                                               
    
    HEAD //what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/3/b22d0889376957fa.ico HTTP/1.1          2 
    
    GET                                                                                  2 
    /t/the-good-ideas-thread-with-a-nice-searchable-name/1556/%5C%22https://avatars.       
    discourse.org/letter/c/779978/40.png%5C%22 HTTP/1.1                                    
    
    
    GET /onebox?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsteamcommunity.com%2Fid%2Ffrostcat&refresh=false        2 
    HTTP/1.1                                                                               
    
    GET /forum.aspx?f=102423 HTTP/1.0                                                    2 
    GET /.well-known/dnt-policy.txt HTTP/1.1                                             2 
    HEAD /apple-touch-icon.png HTTP/1.1                                                  2 
    
    GET                                                                                  2 
    /t/the-good-ideas-thread-with-a-nice-searchable-name/1556/%5C%22//what.thedailyw       
    tf.com/user_avatar/what.thedailywtf.com/rhywden/40/16122_1.png%5C%22 HTTP/1.1          
    
    
    GET                                                                                  2 
    /t/the-good-ideas-thread-with-a-nice-searchable-name/1556/%5C%22//what.thedailyw       
    tf.com/user_avatar/what.thedailywtf.com/boomzilla/40/34272_1.png%5C%22 HTTP/1.1        
    
    HEAD /apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png HTTP/1.1                                      2 
    GET /t/schrodingers-attendee-and-more-best-of-emails/2059?page=2566 HTTP/1.1         2 
    GET /c/contest-discussion HTTP/1.1                                                   2 
    
    GET /bundles/phoenixsite/images/core/sprites/icons/svg/icons-sprite-min.svg          2 
    HTTP/1.1                                                                               
    
    
    GET                                                                                  2 
    /t/the-good-ideas-thread-with-a-nice-searchable-name/1556/%5C%22//what.thedailyw       
    tf.com/user_avatar/what.thedailywtf.com/dogsb/40/33833_1.png%5C%22 HTTP/1.1            
    
    
    GET                                                                                  2 
    /t/the-good-ideas-thread-with-a-nice-searchable-name/1556/%5C%22//what.thedailyw       
    tf.com/user_avatar/what.thedailywtf.com/dkf/40/33941_1.png%5C%22 HTTP/1.1              
    
    
    GET                                                                                  2 
    /t/the-good-ideas-thread-with-a-nice-searchable-name/1556/%5C%22https://upload.w       
    ikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Crude_oil_prices_since_1861.png%5C%22              
    HTTP/1.1                                                                               
    
    
    

    Nothing concerning or surprising there, but weekends are generally pretty slow.



  • @boomzilla said:

    GET /index.php HTTP/1.0 58

    @boomzilla said:

    Nothing surprising there

    Is that really that common?



  • @boomzilla said:

    GET /users/boomzilla.json HTTP/1.1 94.47 3

    @boomzilla said:

    Nothing concerning or surprising there

    Over 30 seconds to get your profile?


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