The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I like these Polandball comics.
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<img src= <x>http://i.imgur.com/KmLRtbI.jpg<x> >
It's funny because cats can read.
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I interpreted panel 1 as a vague reference to the gTLD landgrab controversy.
But it may just be in my head.
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Also, the .website registrar:
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This deserves its own post here:
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xkcd has finally degenerated into madlibs?
Filed under: it's funny because random!, hurr durr
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http://ofcourse.horse/
Coincidentally, Mr. Ed ran from 1958-1966. The above was post #1959.
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When painting, he had a blue dress on a manikin and that's its shadow on the left side of the mantle.
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Heard from a colleage helping her son with his english homework:
Translate (from english): "He had no wife."
Response (in swedish, anglified for the rest of you): "He had no internet connection."
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He had no wifi?
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Precisely. I can see how the poor kid struggled with the pronounciation of "wifi".
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Has weed:
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According to Meier’s Facebook page, he has attended the University of
Nebraska-Lincoln and works at a Jimmy John’s sandwich shop.Yep, no surprise there.
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The sad part is no one would have probably noticed if the bag wasn't marked "Not Weed"
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That would actually trick most Seattle cops, I'm pretty sure.
Or they'd shoot you.
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YOU CAN'T OPEN THAT THE CONTENTS AREN'T IN PLAIN VIEW! AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?
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Well pot's legal in Seattle. I'm just saying Seattle cops are dumb as rocks.
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I know that, just let me make my unfunny joke in the Funny Stuff thread.
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The sad part is no one would have probably noticed if the bag wasn't marked "Not Weed"
Should've marked it "WEED" and gone for the double bluff...
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To be honest, I'm less concerned about weed in the tub than I would be if he just had months-old sour cream sitting in his car.
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That would actually trick most Seattle cops, I'm pretty sure.
Or they'd shoot you.
Actually the guy was arrested for DUI. They found that stuff when going through his car after the fact.
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months-old sour cream sitting in his car.
For sure, there should be a law about that. Yeesh.
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I'm less concerned about weed in the tub than I would be if he just had months-old sour cream sitting in his car.
Sure, just flaunt your lactose intolerance over everyone!
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Shmork is funny:
Years ago I visited with a co-worker who was also a supervisor and he looks...frazzled. I ask him how things are going and his reply was, "I am about to fire everyone and then quit myself."
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I have a whole folder full of Shmorky cartoons and panels I've saved for forum conversations, but alas, none of them are available when I'm at work. Gotta remember to put them in DropBox.
My favorite is the "yeah, that IS total bullshit" panel from Kramps:
Shmorky's krampus is like the best-ever cartoon character ever, I love 'em. The way he looks, the way he acts, those awesome twisty horns, brilliant
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How to have fun with a simple redirect: www.loser.com
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Should've marked it "WEED" and gone for the double bluff...
They could have gone for the triple bluff, and had a bag marked "NOTWEED" that was full of japanese knotweed.
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Are you ready for primetime? Nothing makes for a festive spring like lettuce, bloodletting, and laxatives.
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The past was a seriously messed up place...
Will say the person of 2400 reading old "Lifehack" tips.
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Will say the person of 2400 reading old "Lifehack" tips.
"Did these assholes have nothing better to do than think of silly ways to cut cherry tomatoes more quickly? Did they not have super-laser-fragilators?"
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a bag marked "NOTWEED" that was full of japanese knotweed.
Or full of ragweed pollen. The arresting officers might have had difficulty identifying any other weed(s) by smell after that.
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The past was a seriously messed up place...
I'm reading this book. The past is fucked up.
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I'm reading this book.
How is it? Based on the description it looks right up my alley.
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How is it? Based on the description it looks right up my alley.
I read a lot of history books and this one is excellent.
In fact, I'm actually reading it for the second time in two years. I usually don't do that.
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I read a lot of history books and this one is excellent.
I read almost zero non-fiction, so history is a large part of my reading.
In fact, I'm actually reading it for the second time in two years. I usually don't do that.
I have a selection of books that I read pretty regularly actually. Maybe a half dozen or so that I have read many times. They have their own spot on the bookshelves.
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I read almost zero non-fiction, so history is a large part of my reading.
Huh? You read almost zero history books, therefore h-- nevermind, I already got a headache.
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Huh? You read almost zero history books, therefore h-- nevermind, I already got a headache.
Bah! I said that absolutely backwards... Let's try this again:
I read almost zero
non-fiction, I have no idea what I was thinking/doing there. I could have just pulled a @boomzilla and changed the meaning, instead I admit my mistake. ;)
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While looking for this image on GIS:
http://www.drinkalot.com/pics/The_Jesus.jpg
I ran across this funny little bit:
One of these things is not like the others
In fact, there were a ton of Jesus Quintana and that one was mixed in the lot.