Blakey is all better and has a job here's a funny picture
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@Intercourse said:
Also, I hate to be a total prick, but I was 20 once also and I have to believe that all of those mattresses are dripping with semen.
If you shined a black light on them, you'd probably go blind.
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54 posts and no one remembers who's really sick... sniff... sniff...
Actually I'm really sick. Got a cold
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I'm still sick. I remember.
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Hey, I remembered in a tag in a post this morning.
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Good find. Those plugs are totally funny looking.
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Is it possible to whoosh on a joke you didn't even know you were making?
Maybe if you still don't get the joke after others have pointed out there is one?
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Is it possible to whoosh on a joke you didn't even know you were making?
Let's say...yes. Now go and flag my post and convince others to.
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Plenty more of these on where did the soda go
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So... you want us to laugh at your misery?
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Sure, go for it.
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Those damn LIBERALS!!!!
BTW I am no longer sick so no funny images allowed.
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That could easily be Rush album art. Or maybe the naked dude made me think of "Exit Stage Left" and the clock of "Clockwork Angels".
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Yeah, it just caught my eye on a GIS for "unfunny."
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GIS
Do you know how long it took me to figure out you guys mean "Google Image Search"? I still parse GIS as Geographic Information Systems.
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I do, too, but I'm trying to fit in with all the cool kids around here.
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Here's another unfunny picture:
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is that a banana?
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Sometimes I get the impression that when we have fun, we look like this to blakey:
ARSEM, EDGE, 2013
NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
In black, she sat still, her eyes were held in the water of the two glass vessels between her hands. She existed in an intimate space within the greater darkness. There was a projection of sound that marked the passing of seconds; one became very aware of time, and the seven hour duration of the piece. She picked up and pressed one of the glasses to her lips, reducing the capacity. I walked around the space, watching this piece from the outside perimeter for minutes at a time and I stayed over four and a half hours. With excruciating calculation, Arsem used the tips of her fingers to move the glasses across the table. Audience members passed by, and those who hovered in the distant perimeter were closer than they may have thought, for the glasses took on a prism quality, and their bodies were made small and suspended in the water of the glasses. When the glasses met the edge of the table, they teetered, and gravity took over. Arsem slowly rose from her seat and walked into the darkness, and left behind the scattered shards of moments- they were held in displaced bodies of water, in space.Much more WTF at the link.
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You've given me another reason to hate bananas.
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Lots to love about this one:
Not sure if the amorous animals or the cigarette ash over the kids beds is funnier.
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The toys have to be 'shopped.
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They're not. This was confirmed. Surprisingly.
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The cat (Is that a cat? It doesn't have any ears.) certainly seems to be enjoying it.
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Is that a cat?
It's a (male) cat-like robot called Doraemon. Can't find any references to the wolf though.
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That information adds yet another level of WTF humor.
Sadly, when real life intrudes, I'm certain at least one poor soul will be executed because of it.
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TRWTF is a government that would punish someone for not noticing that stuffed animals in the background of a picture happen to be in a slightly embarrassing position.