The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Brithday"?
Apparently Marc is Jewish and 8 days old. Presumably, the cake is for family and friends celebrating on his behalf.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Brithday"?
Misspelled birthday.
Misspelled name.
And it's a carrot cake.They really don't like Marc.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Brithday"?
Misspelled birthday.
Misspelled name.
And it's a carrot cake.They really don't like Marc.
Well, they managed to get 1 out of 3 right.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And it's a carrot cake.
Some carrot cakes are pretty great.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And it's a carrot cake.
Pffft, I'd eat that.
(Just give me cake, I don't care.)
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A rabbit walks into the bakery.
Asks the rabbit: "Do you have carrot cake?"
"No," answers the baker.The next day, the rabbit walks into the bakery again.
"Do you have carrot cake?"
"No," answers the baker again.This continues for a few days, until one morning the baker decides to do the rabbit a favour. And certainly, that day the rabbit walks into the bakery again.
"Do you have carrot cake?"
"Well, yes I do," answers the baker.
"Gross, isn't it?"
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Apparently Marc is Jewish and 8 days old. Presumably, the cake is for family and friends celebrating on his behalf.
Now it all makes sense. They are celebrating the parting of the Red Sea as well.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This may need to be forked off, but reminds me of
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@Mason_Wheeler That is a really big mimic.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And it's a carrot cake.
Some carrot cakes are pretty great.
True dat. My trivia team gets a cake for each member's birthday, and the birthday boy/girl can request the kind of cake; one guy specifically asks for carrot cake.
(I'd trigger you cake bigots by asking for fruitcake for my own birthday, but it's in April so not seasonally feasible.)
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Brithday"?
Apparently Marc is Jewish and 8 days old. Presumably, the cake is for family and friends celebrating on his behalf.
You mean … those aren't carrots?
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Brithday"?
Apparently Marc is Jewish and 8 days old. Presumably, the cake is for family and friends celebrating on his behalf.
You mean … those aren't carrots?
Nope, You Eat It is
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That really perked me up! Thanks.
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@DogsB frying != percolating
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The Doobie Brothers have announced their 50th anniversary tour.
Many years ago, I lived next door to their parents, Chuck and Helen Doobie.
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@TimeBandit I hate it when they pan away. I want to see the carnage!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I hate it when they pan away. I want to see the carnage!
Yes, the whole point of the video is that she crashed.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I hate it when they pan away. I want to see the carnage!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I hate it when they pan away. I want to see the carnage!
Nonono, he wanted to see carnage. He did not ask to be introduced.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I hate it when they pan away. I want to see the carnage!
Nonono, he wanted to see carnage. He did not ask to be introduced.
I'm pretty sure that there are pictures of me having sex on a beach on a festival floating around on the internet if it's just the seeing he's after.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Brithday"?
Apparently Marc is Jewish and 8 days old. Presumably, the cake is for family and friends celebrating on his behalf.
if they said Mark with the sea instead of Marc with a "c", I can see where the confusion came from.
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Oh, look, some funny stuff:
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“What if a problem were discovered in our production system?” the abbot asked the monk. “How would the cause be understood by any besides yourself?”“The code itself should be examined,” said the monk. “The Document is a sickly beast, easily subject to the Three Plagues of Error: omission, obfuscation, and obsolescence.”
The abbot reported this to the Java master, who said: “Have the monk balance on one foot with his staff outstretched, every day from dusk to midnight. If he can say a word to please me I will revoke the punishment, but not otherwise.”
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
beach on a festival floating around
How did the beach get on the festival, and why was the festival floating?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
beach on a festival floating around
How did the beach get on the festival, and why was the festival floating?
Well, it was there before the festival arrived, and of course beaches float, they are right next to all the water after all!
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The thread is
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@Gern_Blaanston 1989 was not before the Internet. Usenet dates to 1980, and I personally used it as early as 1984, maybe late 1983, during a 6-month internship while in university. Even the Web existed in 1989 (although it didn't open to the public until 1991). As for the Sears catalog, I would assume the 1889 version got the job done, too. (Actually, I have no idea when they started putting photos of the merchandise in the catalogs, so maybe it didn't.)
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston 1989 was not before the Internet. Usenet dates to 1980, and I personally used it as early as 1984, maybe late 1983, during a 6-month internship while in university. Even the Web existed in 1989 (although it didn't open to the public until 1991). As for the Sears catalog, I would assume the 1889 version got the job done, too. (Actually, I have no idea when they started putting photos of the merchandise in the catalogs, so maybe it didn't.)
Good to know you felt comfortable getting the job done while working at the university in what I assume was a public PC lab.
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@dangeRuss I said nothing about getting the job done with the Internet as it existed in 1984. From what I can recall of the few images one could find on Usenet in the days before affordable scanners or digital cameras, they were of such low resolution as to be almost impossible to even figure out what they were images of, much less useful for getting the job done.