đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘
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hooooray......
it's an election year, so i'm starting to get political spam messages... fun....
No, i will not discuss my political views with an unsolicited caller.
No i will not negotiate.
No i will not accept anything short of you removing my email and/or number from your database.
time to set up an autoresponder to reply to spam messages with fake exchange "Mailbox not found" errors.... and change my voice mail message to "Breedle deep! The number you have dialed is not in service. Please dosconnect your call and try again. -ten seconds of silence-"
either that or take the email addresses i get political spam for and start signing them up to the opposite party's mailing lists.... but that seems cruel and more than a smidge unethical.
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@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
that seems cruel and more than a smidge unethical
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@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
that seems cruel and more than a smidge unethical
you do it if you want. I think i'll keep the moral high ground..... or at least the moral higher than them ground
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@accalia You might be in the swamp, but you're trying to stay on the island in the swamp instead of battling the 'gators in their element?
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@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
the moral higher than them ground
That's a pretty low bar. I approve.
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@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Please dosconnect
https:â//www.dosbox.com/wiki/Connectivity
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@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia You might be in the swamp, but you're trying to stay on the island in the swamp instead of battling the 'gators in their element?
"Never wrestle a pig in mud. You'll only get dirty and the pig likes it."
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@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia You might be in the swamp, but you're trying to stay on the island in the swamp instead of battling the 'gators in their element?
"Never wrestle a pig in mud. You'll only get dirty and the pig likes it."
"and then you get labeled a pig fucker for the rest of your life."
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia You might be in the swamp, but you're trying to stay on the island in the swamp instead of battling the 'gators in their element?
"Never wrestle a pig in mud. You'll only get dirty and the pig likes it."
"and then you get labeled a pig fucker for the rest of your life."
I wasn't referring to that kind of wretsling.... but you do you. ;P
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@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia You might be in the swamp, but you're trying to stay on the island in the swamp instead of battling the 'gators in their element?
"Never wrestle a pig in mud. You'll only get dirty and the pig likes it."
"and then you get labeled a pig fucker for the rest of your life."
I wasn't referring to that kind of wretsling.... but you do you. ;P
Filed under: black Violet or whatever that edgy show was called.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
"and then you get labeled a pig fucker for the rest of your life."
ENOUGH! No more about our politicians already!
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Today itâs a different recruiter asking me if I want IT candidates with an MSP background.
Iâm offered 3 candidates in the area.
One is an IT manager with all the buzzwords (certified Scrum master, ITIL, Prince2, MSP management)
One is a senior tech - AD as the first thing listed doesnât entirely fill me with hope, Azure as a single buzzword⌠all of Azure?? O365/Exchange, VMware. Oh shit, this guy knows âServer Operationsâ and âPC Hardwareâ too. Specialist in his field, apparently. (If he is a specialist in his field, why are you telling me he has an in-depth knowledge of first line support? Someone that senior shouldnât be on the front line.)
And one is âtechnical/desktop supportâ, so the grunt line troop. Windows 7 gets a specific shoutout, as does ZenDesk and, again, âAzureâ.
I want to know what leap of logic where he saw/found my company, thought to email me with this.
Specifically, if you saw our company website (and no Iâm not about to show you, because a) self dox, b) youâll see my shonky coding, c) WordPress, d) actual pictures of me on there and noone needs that) you would soon see that this is a company full of young motivated people (and me) all using Macs.
All of us. And youâd see that the company isnât big enough to warrant any of these positions even if we werenât a Mac-loving web agency.
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@Arantor said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
certified Scrum master
As in "officially declared insane"? Cromulent.
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@dkf claims of ITIL and Prince2 as well, if he wasnât certifiable before, he will be now.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I have my home land-line phone ( ) and Internet service with the same company. They have a website where I can block phone numbers and anyone calling me from a blocked number will get a recording that says something along the line of "This person is not accepting calls at this time".
I have no idea what a blocked person hears on mine. I figured it just kept ringing for them. The call history appears to log all those as "MIssed".
There are a number of WTFs involved.
I'm only allowed to block a maximum of 30 numbers, so after hitting the limit I delete the oldest number so I can add a new number.Mine used to have a 30 max. They raised it to 100 a couple years ago.
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@dangeRuss said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Or the FCC did something useful and it's actually harder to spoof phone #'s now.
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@dangeRuss Accessing numbers and spoofing numbers are two completely different things. Not being able to access numbers just means they switch to sequentially walking all numbers. Big deal. The scammers doing the "calling" will never see that because the computers handle it. And we know they can't keep up with the computers because of all the "dead" calls I get.
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@dcon said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dangeRuss Accessing numbers and spoofing numbers are two completely different things. Not being able to access numbers just means they switch to sequentially walking all numbers. Big deal. The scammers doing the "calling" will never see that because the computers handle it. And we know they can't keep up with the computers because of all the "dead" calls I get.
Why not spend $2 a month and provide the rest of us with some entertainment?
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@dangeRuss because the is strong.
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@Arantor said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dangeRuss because the is strong.
Stronger than manually managing block lists?
Also I heard that aderall is a good cure to
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@dangeRuss said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
cure to
Hey, show some respect. is not a disease, it's our Holy Faith.
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@Zerosquare said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dangeRuss said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
cure to
Hey, show some respect. is not a disease, it's our Holy Faith.
Sometimes the is selective. I've written over a thousand lines of code over this weekend (and deleted almost as much) so I've not been idle, but the definitely rules for stupid shit like blocking junk. The whole point is to save effort for the things we want to do; physical effort, mental effort, social effort, spiritual effort, all apply.
It's nice to just get stuff done in peace and quiet with no real external motivators at all, just the internal feeling of wanting to make something nice.
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So the fßcktärd from johnny@hjgdjfhgsdjgfuzwrhbsdfvsajgzrgfrrsjk.edu who later changed into risngd@bnbvmxcdbgjkghsdvbyvzxvchjko.prw, seems to have given up finally. Or has he been shown the by my 2nd email provider?
Not yet sure if I really could already deactivate the filter rules...
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@BernieTheBernie Why are you still running Windows 2000?
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@Atazhaia That's my competition with .
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@BernieTheBernie Why is everything else translated but not "Drafts", "Sent", "Trash", and "Chat"?
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@HardwareGeek said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@BernieTheBernie Why is everything else translated but not "Drafts", "Sent", "Trash", and "Chat"?
Those aren't Special Folders but named that on the server proper because hardcoded.
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From an office furniture store from which I once bought a desk chair:
All kinds of massagers???
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@HardwareGeek said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
From an office furniture store from which I once bought a desk chair:
All kinds of massagers???
If it were free I might not mind.
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@HardwareGeek Eye? I mean, around the eyes I get, a good facial is always nice. But on the eyes sounds⌠very iffy and painful tbh.
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@Atazhaia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@HardwareGeek Eye? I mean, around the eyes I get, a good facial is always nice. But on the eyes sounds⌠very iffy and painful tbh.
They mean around the eyes, not directly on.
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@Atazhaia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
a good facial is always nice
that's not what she said
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@Luhmann said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Atazhaia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
a good facial is always nice
that's not what she said
You sure? @accalia whatâs your input?
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@Atazhaia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Luhmann said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Atazhaia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
a good facial is always nice
that's not what she said
You sure? @accalia whatâs your input?
hmmmm... i can give you an opinion but not in this SFW thread.
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@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
i can five you an opinion
What would it take four you to five us your opinion of six?
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@HardwareGeek said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
i can five you an opinion
What would it take four you to five us your opinion of six?
hmm....yeah. six should be enough. let me just get out the casting couch....
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@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
not in this SFW thread.
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@Zerosquare said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
not in this SFW thread.
You pinged?
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@HardwareGeek said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
What would it take four you to five us your opinion of six?
And you can then translate this to swedish where the word "sex" is both the number six and the act of having sex.
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@Atazhaia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@HardwareGeek said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
What would it take four you to five us your opinion of six?
And you can then translate this to swedish where the word "sex" is both the number six and the act of having sex.
Why translate it to Swedish when you can translate it to Australian for much the same effect?
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@Arantor Because we have/had the reputation as the "land of sin"? I dunno where that comes from, it's not like we invented a music genre called "genital rock" for example...
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@Atazhaia said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
I dunno where that comes from
Well, it's cold all the time, so it's no wonder people prefer having fun inside.
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Things are getting hot now...
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Not email, rather snail-mail:
"we'll never ask again"
What it probably means is "for this campaign - but now that we know you, we'll bombard you with all the other campaign!"
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@dcon said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Not email, rather snail-mail:
"we'll never ask again"
What it probably means is "for this campaign - but now that we know you, we'll bombard you with all the other campaign!"
Should respond with the receipt from the last time donated and reply "Liar"
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Status: ROFLMAO google's dmarc report is marked as spam...
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"Do I look like someone willing to work for Accenture?! "
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@Zerosquare My first thought was more along the lines of "do I look like someone willing to work with SAP," but that, too.