The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc That said, about 99.9% of the mozzarella in the US is of the "low-moisture part-skim milk" sort, the vast majority of which is pre-shredded. I'd venture to say that most USAians don't even know mozzarella fresca exists, much less the only real mozzarella, mozzarella di bufala.
I've never heard it called that; a while back I was at a very fancy Italian restaurant and they used buffalo cheese, but they called it mozzarella la bufa. (I had to ask the waiter what that meant.)
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Judge: you're going to
jailthe punitentiary with him
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Yesterday I was watching a cooking competition where they had to do a dish in a limited time and one of the judge was first demonstrating how to do it.
I kept complaining that he cheated as he was adding a lot of thyme.
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Christmas is like a cat in the desert.
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Sandy Claws.
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From my uncle:
I really like my Eggs Benedict when it's served on disposable dishes.
There're just no plates like foam, for the Hollandaise.
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@Benjamin-Hall , although 's first suggestion for auto-completing :f might be even more appropriate.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall , although 's first suggestion for auto-completing :f might be even more appropriate.
I almost tagged you on that one, but thought better of it.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
thought better of it.
Too bad you didn't think better of posting it.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
thought better of it.
Too bad you didn't think better of posting it.
There is never anything wrong with posting puns. Puns are goodness and light and mercy upon us all.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Puns are goodness and light
Only when I make them.
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@HardwareGeek We're all alts so it's fine.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
thought better of it.
Too bad you didn't think better of posting it.
The ignore button for this thread is riiiiiiiiight over
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@Zecc I heard that club folded soon after its founding.
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@ixvedeusi They couldn't bring enough members into the fold
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@hungrier They just papered over that.
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I’d love to tell you the related joke for the above because I have a doozy of one, but it would insta-dox me for doing so. and all that.
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Terrible puns: Christmas Edition!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Nah, I can see a bit of grit mixed in there as well.
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@boomzilla That would be a Hanukkiah. A menorah has 7 candles
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@hungrier said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla A menorah has 7 candles
This must be the mayorah then.
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Cooking Thread crossover!
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@boomzilla Remembering now the favorite joke of Chuy Bravo when he was Chelsea Handler's assistant/little nugget: "How much does the challah cost?"
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There is a YouTube channel that I watch that does a livestream (at least) once a week. When he does, his chat is filled with bad puns. One viewer in particular posts superchats at $5 apiece; he must spend $200 each stream just posting terrible puns. Here's a sample from last night's stream. (I'm not going to bother anonymizing them, because they're public posts on a public channel.)
That's only half the stream; they get even more frequent toward the end, and I skipped some of the worst.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
There is a YouTube channel that I watch that does a livestream (at least) once a week. When he does, his chat is filled with bad puns. One viewer in particular posts superchats at $5 apiece; he must spend $200 each stream just posting terrible puns. Here's a sample from last night's stream. (I'm not going to bother anonymizing them, because they're public posts on a public channel.)
That's only half the stream; they get even more frequent toward the end, and I skipped some of the worst.
And yet, you'll still channel the best classical composer next week when the livestream returns... You'll be Bach...
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@izzion Maybe. I rarely catch his streams live, and I typically don't bother watching them on-demand. I can't begin to keep up with all the channels I subscribe to, especially with YT's anti-adblocking shenanigans making watching less convenient, and I have more interesting things to do than watch a livestream that isn't live.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I can't begin to keep up with all the channels I subscribe to
I'm subscribed to over 1.3k channels last count.
I should probably unsub at some point....
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
with YT's anti-adblocking shenanigans
I installed Brave. No issue so far
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