Things that remind you of WDTWTF members
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@Atazhaia said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
A friend sent me the following:
I’ve reached the age where my brain thinks I’m 25, my sense of humour says I’m 12 and my body keeps asking “are you sure you’re not dead”.
I am not in this post. I have (mostly) outgrown a 12-yo sense of humor, and my body knows it's still alive because everything still hurts.
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@HardwareGeek said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@dkf said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
That’s the point, though.
Dropping the OED on someone counts as an act of violence.
That could be lethal. One YT channel I sometimes watch is by a lawyer who has the OED in the bookcase behind him. It's 20 volumes.
Could come in handy during interrogations:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/T6scrfnTtPk?start=0&end=29
@blek said:
absolute peak of European cinema
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@dkf said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Dropping the OED on someone counts as an act of violence.
The worst is using a copy of Zola's l'Assommoir edited by Plon.
Filed under: the untranslatable Bad Puns thread is
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Fuck you, give me money.
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@Dragnslcr What is this strange website you're linking to?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
You'll be rem3 now.
There's too many 3s. Aran3 and aran5 will have to play Hilbert Hotel.
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@topspin said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
You'll be rem3 now.
There's too many 3s. Aran3 and aran5 will have to play Hilbert Hotel.
Quiet aran7!
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Also that obviously should be @rem1 or maybe @r3mi.
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@remi said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Also that obviously should be @rem1 or maybe @r3mi.
I wholeheartedly approve this post remi3.
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Hands up, who of you just took a flight?
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@topspin said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
You'll be rem3 now.
There's too many 3s. Aran3 and aran5 will have to play Hilbert Hotel.
Nerdy jokes thread is
Also:
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@remi said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Also that obviously should be @rem1 or maybe @r3mi.
Hmph
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@boomzilla Mine was a real name
But if you want to abandon all pretence of realism, go for @řęm̄ı.
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@remi Are any of those diacritics actually used on those letters in French?
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@PleegWat said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@remi Are any of those diacritics actually used on those letters in French?
No. It's just crap the French made up to look fancy.
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@PleegWat which part of "if you want to abandon all pretence of realism" do you not understand?
(there's also one letter where I removed the diacritic, btw)
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@remi said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
abandon all pretence of realism
That's how some people live their entire lives, you know
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@remi said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
the 'm' in particular wasn't picked at random
Hey! Keep the political stuff in the .
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@Zerosquare yes, it's outrageous that a diacritic with "round" in its name isn't round!
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@topspin said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Hands up, who of you just took a flight?
The keyboard looks turkish .
So let's talk turkey!
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@TimeBandit That is what meetings are for, right?
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@TimeBandit I can't sleep when there are still people out there who go to the trouble to make a meme but don't proofread it.
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@TimeBandit said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
A perfect occasion to use the classic standoff:
"Sorry, I can't implement those new features now, I need to fix bugs first"
"Sorry, I can't fix those bugs now, I have a meeting scheduled"
"Sorry, I can't attend the meeting now, there are new features that are priority #1"
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@error I'm not sure I want to know who that reminds you of.
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@HardwareGeek said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@error I'm not sure I want to know who that reminds you of.
Trying to figure it out myself.
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@error I think you've just called everyone a retard.
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@Zerosquare said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@TimeBandit said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
A perfect occasion to use the classic standoff:
"Sorry, I can't implement those new features now, I need to fix bugs first"
"Sorry, I can't fix those bugs now, I have a meeting scheduled"
"Sorry, I can't attend the meeting now, there are new features that are priority #1"This is the reminds you thread. Not life advice.
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Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
Tired of livin' like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me
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@Arantor you knowing nickleback lyrics explains all sorts of problems with the universe.
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And they say
That a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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@DogsB he just wants to be a big rockstar and live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars.
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@Arantor you’re a terrible human being and I hope you step on a lego piece while walking barefoot.
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@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Arantor you knowing nickleback lyrics explains all sorts of problems with the universe.
Nickelback lyrics and PHP!
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@loopback0 said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
And what the hell is on @DogsB's head...
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@Applied-Mediocrity so what else makes up the unholy trifecta, I wonder?
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@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Applied-Mediocrity so what else makes up the unholy trifecta, I wonder?
Voting Lib Dem.
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@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Applied-Mediocrity so what else makes up the unholy trifecta, I wonder?
Voting Lib Dem.
I live in Brighton, so Green is where our vote is usually most tactical…
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@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Applied-Mediocrity so what else makes up the unholy trifecta, I wonder?
Voting Lib Dem.
I live in Brighton, so Green is where our vote is usually most tactical…
You're not quite there but it's enough for us to start labeling you as the anti-christ. You're no Khorne but you do need a catchy slogan.
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@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Applied-Mediocrity so what else makes up the unholy trifecta, I wonder?
Voting Lib Dem.
I live in Brighton, so Green is where our vote is usually most tactical…
You're not quite there but it's enough for us to start labeling you as the anti-christ. You're no Khorne but you do need a catchy slogan.
On today of all days you may pick from #fuckcapitalism or “Sacrifices must be made to the capitalistic god, starting with you.”
All other days, I recommend #monolithforever and “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”.
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@Arantor We could make more hay with "Sacrifices must be made, starting with you". Nice and short, generic enough to fit about everywhere and it's easy to shout.
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@DogsB if I’m to be sacrificed I at least deserve the courtesy of knowing what for.
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@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@DogsB if I’m to be sacrificed I at least deserve the courtesy of knowing what for.
Heretic! You will be sacrificed and you will enjoy it!
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@Arantor Mostly likely for Mammon, though Azathoth is always a good guess too.
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@dkf said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Arantor Mostly likely for Mammon, though Azathoth is always a good guess too.
Well, we were talking about Khorne earlier which makes sense - blood for the blood god.