The Cat Status Thread
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
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@error The very definition of "fuck around, find out."
That, and "curiosity didn't kill the cat, but it sure made a great vid."
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@error If there are small, wiggly, non-logical beings around, then ya gotta install the earthquake straps.
Really, I blame the owner.
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@error #VideosThatEndTooSoon
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@error Based on the first frame alone, I expected nails on bare skin . Happy to know there weren't (afaict).
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@Zerosquare One extra upvote from the person shoulder-surfing my screen.
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Not really SFW. Not bestiality, but... well...
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
Ya know, I was thinking this was an uno reverse. Imagining a male stroking a kitten, caption "I wanted more pussy, but I'll take what I can get."
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@lolwhat said in The Cat Status Thread:
but... well...
"honey these monkeys want a show. They look like the kind that wants to be sprayed so make sure you pull out a bit early, mm-kay?"
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Go go gadget cat.
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@topspin It's amazing how little actual cat exists under all the hair.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Cat Status Thread:
@topspin It's amazing how little actual cat exists under all the hair.
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@error me too, cat. Me too.
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Status: Petting a foreign cat.
Well, technically, he’s a local and I’m the foreigner.
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Status: Made more friends. Previous one I assumed was an outdoor cat, not sure if these are stray/feral. (Also not sure if that’s the right wording, doesn’t feel quite right).
The black one was quite happy to get a share of my lunch in return for pets.
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@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
outdoor cat
Cat with a designated owner and presumably a domicile they belong towards.
@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
stray
Cat with no active/current owner, but occupying human habitation spaces. May also indicate in-progress domestication.
@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
feral
Undomesticated/wild. Human presence if any is merely coincidental.
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@topspin On the farm we had an indoor cat that didn't like going outside, a few outdoor cats that wandered the yard but lived in the barn and would let you handle them, and some feral cats that roamed around multiple farms but would come for food or water sometimes and generally didn't let you touch them. Occasionally a feral mom would move in to the barn or garage for a couple months to have kittens.
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@Tsaukpaetra then stray is what I meant.
Wasn’t sure if that’s supposed to mean “domestic cat that got lost / ran away” instead.
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A coworker said that the other day he was lounging on his deck and a cat approached him. The cat was very friendly and my coworker petted it and let it come inside, it ended up staying for the night (and refusing any food). So far, nothing really story-worthy.
The next morning, as my coworker was leaving (on foot) to go to the office, the cat followed him and in the streets made a show at each street corner if they weren't going in the direction it wanted. It ultimately led them a house a couple of blocks away and disappeared in the garden there. My coworker asked around (there wasn't anybody in the house) and got confirmation that yes, a cat looking like this did belong to this house.
So basically, the cat went for a night out and in the morning asked for company (or a bodyguard?) on their way home!
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That's a totally thing to do. I'm proud of this little fella.
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: Now you know where I live. You better come say hi. Because I know where you live.
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@error A follow-up:
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@JBert said in The Cat Status Thread:
@error A follow-up:
What slides down stairs
alone or in pairs?
Claws up your favorite hat?Always wants a snack
and stands on your back
it's Cat Cat Cat!It's Cat, Cat,
it's white,
it's furry,
it's cute.It's Cat, Cat,
you'd better get it some food.Everyone wants a Cat.
You're gonna love the Cat.
Come on and watch the Cat.
Everyone needs a Cat.
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Whoops, wrong thread.
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