The Cat Status Thread
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
"It's such a simple thing and yet it can keep these humans amused for hours!"
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@PleegWat said in The Cat Status Thread:
@error A cat lying on their back is not a submission position. It's all weapons ready. Some do like to play in that position - but woe on you if you keep playing a second longer than they want.
I was just shown this post again, and I note there is a mistake in it.
I mistyped millisecond.
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
Having recently travelled from the northern to the southern hemisphere, I sympathise.
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@Zerosquare That cabinet
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@error Man just wanted to relax with his pussies.
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@error Things that remind you of... etc., etc.
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I am reminded of something that happened yesterday.
I had just left my house to go to the grocery store. I saw an orange cat crossing the quiet, residential street maybe half a block ahead of me. "No problem. It'll probably be across by the time I get there."
No, it got about 1/3 of the way across and stopped. Even as I drove up to it, it remained standing there, thoroughly unconcerned by 1000+ pounds of steel approaching it. I stopped and waited for it to move. Still no reaction. Finally, I crossed into the (unmarked and unoccupied) oncoming lane and drove cautiously around it.
Clearly, yesterday was not its day to possess the brain cell.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Cat Status Thread:
not it's day
Guys! Sound the alarm! @HardwareGeek's been replaced by an impostor!
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@Zecc Autocarrot.
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@boomzilla said in The Cat Status Thread:
If you're going to tempt people with pussy pics, you should post them in the appropriate thread
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I didn't know there were vegan cats.
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@Zerosquare
there aren't, there are however more cats then braincells
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The is
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@izzion said in The Cat Status Thread:
@boomzilla said in The Cat Status Thread:
If you're going to tempt people with pussy pics, you should post them in the appropriate thread
Everyone can enjoy pussy in this thread, what you say?
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Cat status: climbed to the top of my Saturn V launch tower. Again. Also managed to find his way down. But at least he didn't topple the rocket this time.