The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@GOG said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@izzion Oh. Horse music.
Who calls country .music "horse music"?!?
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@Mason_Wheeler What would WTDWTF be without tangents? https://www.johnsanidopoulos.com/2017/03/the-ladder-of-ascent-st-symeon-new.html
Navel gazing is a thing in Orthodox Christianity. (Not sure how common it is, though.)
"Rest your beard on your chest, and focus your physical gaze, together with the whole of your intellect, upon the center of your belly or your navel. "
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler What would WTDWTF be without tangents?
Nondifferentiable.
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@da-Doctah But with all those holes and kinks, it isn't anyway.
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And that's why we call it home.
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Filed under: INB4 "something cricket something something"
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Did you know protons have mass?
Heck, I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Did you know
protonselectrons have mass?It's more of a surprise with electrons. More people know that protons have mass than that electrons do.
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@Mason_Wheeler apropos:
I hope you all know you matter.
After all, you have mass and take up space. Therefore, you (are) matter.
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@jinpa The genius part of Count Von Count is that it actually plays into the vampire myth, namely that they are afflicted with arithmomania, the obession to count things.
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@Rhywden In case anyone else was wondering if there were any references supporting this predating Count von Count, this appears to be one from 1903: https://archive.org/details/macedonianfolkl01abbogoog/page/n226/mode/2up
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How does a Jewish man make tea?
Hebrews it.
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Q. Why do all beholders have a Persian accent?
A. Because they're Eye-ray-nian.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Q. Why do all beholders have a Persian accent?
A. Because they're Eye-ray-nian.
They can far-see.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
How does a Jewish man make tea?
Hebrews it.
Why do communists only drink herbal tea?
Proper tea is theft.
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Everyone was surprised when the stationery store moved.
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What does "The Rock" do when he goes to the bathroom?
He dwaynes his johnson.
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I have a friend whose nickname is "Pasta" because he's a rigger named Tony.
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People are shocked when they find out that I'm not a qualified electrician.
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@Gern_Blaanston The shock comes frist. Then they learn the reason...
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Then they learn the reason...
Hopefully.
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Two old women were sitting on a bench and a naked man walked by. One of the women had a stroke.
The other one couldn't reach.
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
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I've been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
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@Gern_Blaanston then of course one could w(h)ine about crushing grapes instead of eating them.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston The shock comes frist. Then they learn the reason...
Do you get beat up a lot? If not, you should.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Do you
getbeat up a lot? If not, you should.
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I called the police and reported that my hearing aid had been stolen, but I haven't heard anything since.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston The shock comes frist. Then they learn the reason...
You need to learn to better conduct yourself.
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston The shock comes frist. Then they learn the reason...
You need to learn to better conduct yourself.
I hope it was an isolated incident. It's not his fault, he's been under a lot of load currently. Chant some ohms, Bernie, and have a few ELECTROLYTES! Wouldn't want you to be dishonorably discharged just because of some negative reactance.
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@LaoC get some of what plants crave!
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC get some of what plants crave!
Power plants ion particular!
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@loopback0 Next up: A saucer filled with water, higher on one side, also labeled 'wrong'?
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@loopback0 That's just wrong on so many levels.
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Interesting how most people preferred to upvote @Mason_Wheeler's post than @loopback0's.