The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Placeholder And of course, @people-who-are-not-Mike-Patton is also not a viable choice in this situation.
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@boomzilla
:california: We're just trying to make our ex-pats feel more at home.edit: Just realized I got that wrong... Corrected version:
:california: Stop trying to make our ex-pats feel more at home! We want them back - we need their money.
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(Richard Burton impression)
Next day, the dawn was a brilliant fiery red and I wandered though the weird and lurid landscape of another planet; for the vegetation which gives Mars its red appearance had taken root on Earth. As Man had succumbed to the Martians, so our land now succumbed to the Red Weed...
(synth effects)
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Funny because it's sad. And
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Funny because it's sad. And
Isn't there already a country's Chernobyl, namely Chernobyl?
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@dangeRuss That's why I posted it here. Apparently they have changed the headline now, though.
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@dangeRuss more than that, specifically Ukraine’s Chernobyl was Chernobyl… the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
It's the 21st Century. You can't expect journalists to know what they're writing about (or anything else).
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@HardwareGeek are we counting Time magazine as even hiring “journalists” as this point?
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@Arantor The best we can expect from modern journalists is "jour no list" — at least it's not a (top 10 something) list today.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss more than that, specifically Ukraine’s Chernobyl was Chernobyl… the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
It was in the news as recently as early last year, when the Russians were digging trenches near it.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Funny because it's sad. And
Isn't there already a country's Chernobyl, namely Chernobyl?
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss more than that, specifically Ukraine’s Chernobyl was Chernobyl… the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
Technically the Chernobyl disaster happened in USSR, so technically this would be Ukraine's first Chernobyl disaster.
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Sirs this is a
Wendy'sFunny Stuff Thread.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
It's the 21st Century. You can't expect journalists to know what they're writing about (or anything else).
US Americans need more maps!
Floof:
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sirs this is a
Wendy'sFunny Stuff Thread."I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" -- Robert De Niro in "Meet the Parents"
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss more than that, specifically Ukraine’s Chernobyl was Chernobyl… the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
Technically the Chernobyl disaster happened in USSR, so technically this would be Ukraine's first Chernobyl disaster.
More technically, the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Plot twist: the bobble hat is really a Moebius strip so she could fit the infiknit sequins.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Plot twist: the bobble hat is really a Moebius strip so she could fit the infiknit sequins.
No, each subsequent sent of sequins is half as far away as the previous one.
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@dcon Missing HODOR
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Plot twist: the bobble hat is really a Moebius strip so she could fit the infiknit sequins.
No, each subsequent sent of sequins is half as far away as the previous one.
That's just mathed up.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss more than that, specifically Ukraine’s Chernobyl was Chernobyl… the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
Technically the Chernobyl disaster happened in USSR, so technically this would be Ukraine's first Chernobyl disaster.
That would be like saying Cleveland isn't in Ohio because it is in the USA.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Plot twist: the bobble hat is really a Moebius strip so she could fit the infiknit sequins.
I think you'll find that using a Moebius strip only gives you a one-sided view.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
US Americans need more maps!
Are you referring to this video?
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's just mathed up.
Like drinking from a Klein bottle.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss more than that, specifically Ukraine’s Chernobyl was Chernobyl… the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
Technically the Chernobyl disaster happened in USSR, so technically this would be Ukraine's first Chernobyl disaster.
That would be like saying Cleveland isn't in Ohio because it is in the USA.
OBUSAmericansNeedMoreMaps!
Floof:
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@Vault_Dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
US Americans need more maps!
Are you referring to this video?
Yes.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss more than that, specifically Ukraine’s Chernobyl was Chernobyl… the writer didn’t apparently know where Chernobyl was.
Technically the Chernobyl disaster happened in USSR, so technically this would be Ukraine's first Chernobyl disaster.
That would be like saying Cleveland isn't in Ohio because it is in the USA.
Some of us try to pretend Cleveland isn't in the USA. I assume many Ohioans pretend it isn't in Ohio.
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@HardwareGeek Why do you think I compared it to probably the worst ever nuclear disaster?
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, sure.
Hey, it can happen. The other day I wrote 2 entire lines of code and had no compiler errors.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, sure.
Hey, it can happen. The other day I wrote 2 entire lines of code and had no compiler errors.
My favorite Raymond Chen quote:
I wrote two lines of code yesterday.
They were both wrong.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, sure.
Hey, it can happen. The other day I wrote 2 entire lines of code and had no compiler errors.
They might have been syntactically correct but it's also possible you introduced a logical bug in there.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, sure.
Hey, it can happen. The other day I wrote 2 entire lines of code and had no compiler errors.
They might have been syntactically correct but it's also possible you introduced a logical bug or 3 in there.
FTFT