The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Why I started to group my tabs, figure another year and I will exceed the limits on groups /sigh
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@dcon I am in this post, or I used to be when I still used Chrome, and I'm ok with that.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert I even saw that and upvoted it!
It was over 3 years ago now, though.
What I find most interesting is that your copy wasn't only cropped and pulled too often through a jpeg encoder, it actually changed colors indicating that somebody must have pictured somebody else's screen.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A friend just posted this on FB:
Firefox for Android shows infinity symbol. I know this because they rolled out an update some months ago that made it so every time you type address/search/select a website from start page, it always opens in a new tab. I went from never having more than 10 tabs to closing 30 tabs everyday.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert I even saw that and upvoted it!
It was over 3 years ago now, though.
What I find most interesting is that your copy wasn't only cropped and pulled too often through a jpeg encoder, it actually changed colors indicating that somebody must have pictured somebody else's screen.
But they did not put the monitor on a wooden table before they took the photo of the screen with their smartphone while holding it wrong?
The "What's an image file" thread is
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@Gern_Blaanston EFUNNY. That's either a WTF Bite or part of the Internet of Shit, but I don't see any funny stuff there.
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@Bulb It's also either or . Either way, it's definitely been posted somewhere around here.
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@Gustav Out of curiosity I checked why this is. And now I have one more thing I will randomly remember in 10 years without knowing why I have this information.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav Out of curiosity I checked why this is. And now I have one more thing I will randomly remember in 10 years without knowing why I have this information.
Westerns use big endian, easterns use little Lendian?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav Out of curiosity I checked why this is. And now I have one more thing I will randomly remember in 10 years without knowing why I have this information.
Westerns use big endian, easterns use little Lendian?
Kinda. The tribes in the area now known as Poland had different names, and the biggest one on the western side was pol-something, and the biggest one on the east was lan-something.
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@Carnage the Pol-something eventually conquered everyone else but Hungarians didn't get the memo.
To be fair, the Polish word for Hungary is also the odd one out - Węgry.
But then, the Hungarian word for Hungary is even worse - Magyarország.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav Out of curiosity I checked why this is. And now I have one more thing I will randomly remember in 10 years without knowing why I have this information.
Westerns use big endian, easterns use little Lendian?
I can count to ten in Indian.
(singing) "One little, two little, three little...."
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Kinda. The tribes in the area now known as Poland had different names, and the biggest one on the western side was pol-something, and the biggest one on the east was lan-something.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon sure but it scares women off when I refer to myself as a "release candidate"
I'm in full production!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon sure but it scares women off when I refer to myself as a "release candidate"
I'm in full production!
Yeah behind fractional routing.
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@Gustav When the Sanskritters came up and destroyed civilization, indeed, there were few who kept the true faith and the old speech.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Things that remind you of tab-hoarding weirdos is
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Things that remind you of tab-hoarding weirdos is
I don't see myself there,
Bad ideas: allow Unicode fonts to execute code in such way that, for example, U+1FA9E can display image from the frontal camera, where available.
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@Applied-Mediocrity New scam email:
I setup malware on pom vids (adult porn) and there's more, you accessed same porn web site to have fun (if you know what I mean). While you were busy watching video clips, your device started out operating as a RDP (Remote Computer) that has a keylogger which provided me accessibility to your screen and also your web camera access.
FRONT_WEBCAM_IMAGE
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EGGPLANT
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Things that remind you of tab-hoarding weirdos is
For you maybe
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Things that remind you of tab-hoarding weirdos is
I don't see myself there,
Bad ideas: allow Unicode fonts to execute code in such way that, for example, U+1FA9E can display image from the frontal camera, where available.
Vampire confirmed!
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Here's my startup proposal: we will leverage the power of LLMs to perform real-time, mid-channel translations from DWTF to corporate speak and vice versa.
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@GOG For an additional fee, we will reverse the polarity.
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG For an additional fee, we will reverse the polarity.
Ooh! Ooh! Do me first!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ooh! Ooh! Do me first!
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@Tsaukpaetra would you like to learn what it feels like when polarity reverses 120 times per second?
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra would you like to learn what it feels like when polarity reverses 120 times per second?
Should only be a little faster than 60hz, yes? That's soothing so maybe this will be a bit more exciting!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra would you like to learn what it feels like when polarity reverses 120 times per second?
Should only be a little faster than 60hz, yes?
Now I want to smack you in the head with physics textbook, 120 times per second.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra would you like to learn what it feels like when polarity reverses 120 times per second?
Should only be a little faster than 60hz, yes?
Now I want to smack you in the head with physics textbook, 120 times per second.
*generates image of textbook with inaccurate depiction of atom with movement lines against male-gonad-appearing object*
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...or are you just happy to see me?
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@da-Doctah Don't give @Tsaukpaetra ideas.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah Don't give @Tsaukpaetra ideas.
Trash pandas are mean!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Let's ask our participants if they can translate that barely readable white text on red background...
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Let's ask our participants if they can translate that barely readable white text on red background...
Don't forget to shake out the filter every day
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@Tsaukpaetra You read Swedish?