The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dcon My grandmother used to say "Have as nice a day as you can." Just in case a nice day is impossible I suppose.
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@Gribnit Your column count does not match.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Whenever I see that word, I know my day is about to be ruined.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon My grandmother used to say "Have as nice a day as you can." Just in case a nice day is impossible I suppose.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon My grandmother used to say "Have as nice a day as you can." Just in case a nice day is impossible I suppose.
Joke's on you, I'm suicidal!
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon My grandmother used to say "Have as nice a day as you can." Just in case a nice day is impossible I suppose.
Joke's on you, I'm suicidal!
You've been dayed!
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon My grandmother used to say "Have as nice a day as you can." Just in case a nice day is impossible I suppose.
Joke's on you, I'm suicidal!
I find putting a beverage in the freezer to chill to be a helpful discouragement to suicide.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon The universal blurse: May You Get What You Deserve. I'm hesitant to say that to people, though, lest they misconstrue it as a threat.
What's really fun is the large number of people who take "May you live forever" as a blessing.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon My grandmother used to say "Have as nice a day as you can." Just in case a nice day is impossible I suppose.
Joke's on you, I'm suicidal!
I find putting a beverage in the freezer to chill to be a helpful discouragement to suicide.
Don't forget it's there! I've seen the remnants of a Coke can... (Mom was not happy)
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now let's have "Take on Me" with all the three-syllable lines in the chorus replaced with "I am Groot".
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon My grandmother used to say "Have as nice a day as you can." Just in case a nice day is impossible I suppose.
Joke's on you, I'm suicidal!
I find putting a beverage in the freezer to chill to be a helpful discouragement to suicide.
Don't forget it's there! I've seen the remnants of a Coke can... (Mom was not happy)
Cans are harmless; a frozen sponge of beer mixed with glass shards is something else 😐 At least it served as a useful demonstration of Gay-Lussac’s law—the beer froze before it even had time to drip down into the freezer or separate from the bubbles when the pressure dropped.
To care enough about a mess that may or may not happen after you're dead to continue enduring an otherwise unbearable life is next level OCD.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now let's have "Take on Me" with all the three-syllable lines in the chorus replaced with "I am Groot".
And backed by this track:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why be suicidal when you have stuff like this to live for?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon The universal blurse: May You Get What You Deserve. I'm hesitant to say that to people, though, lest they misconstrue it as a threat.
What's really fun is the large number of people who take "May you live forever" as a blessing.
I thought it’s “may you live in interesting times”? Forever just seems unrealistic.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why be suicidal when you have stuff like this to live for?
Next up: doing the same thing in Bagpipe Champ.
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@dkf Well, if you wanted to study the inverse effect then it'll do fine, but good luck getting it past the ethics commission.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The genuinenely bad tempered cousin is even better:
"I CAN SMELL YOUR ADRENOCHROME!"
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
To care enough about a mess that may or may not happen after you're dead to continue enduring an otherwise unbearable life is next level OCD.
Oh shit, it is?
In any case, as this is a genuinely certifiable SDPS (Short Duration Personal Savior) it falls under Church of the Sub-Genius canon law vs general PoEE guidelines, and I am therefore obliged to charge for its use and/or licensure.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon The universal blurse: May You Get What You Deserve. I'm hesitant to say that to people, though, lest they misconstrue it as a threat.
What's really fun is the large number of people who take "May you live forever" as a blessing.
I thought it’s “may you live in interesting times”? Forever just seems unrealistic.
Check out the quantum immortality pseuodothesis.
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Why hire a translator when you can use an app?
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@Zecc "so I'm supposed to return a string - and exception messages are strings..."
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@dangeRuss efefvoc
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@Mason_Wheeler sounds like the stole that thought from Desperado.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@topspin What is your favourite color of knight?
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@topspin Just a flesh wound!
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@HardwareGeek
Knight headbutts Blakey screaming "It's still funny"
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And all I really wanted to know was what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow!
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin What is your favourite color of knight?
Favorite color?
I guess you mean "favorite shade of grey".
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Ever heard of the "Bony-eared Assfish"?
Here it is:
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ever heard of the "Bony-eared Assfish"?
Here it is:
Things that remind of is
The bony-eared assfish may have the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ever heard of the "Bony-eared Assfish"?
Here it is:
Someone was thinking about their wife when naming their find.
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The Star Boat
Will soon boldly go
Where no man's gone before
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@Mason_Wheeler Gotta take it higher!
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@boomzilla I'm concerned that the middle one shows the absolute date, but the outside ones show only the relative timestamp. It's almost as if...no, it can't be.
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@jinpa Whatever happened with the timestamps, the exchange is real
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