Nope, you eat it
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
it's actually quite normal and tasty thing, especially if done with egg-based pasta. See also: Süßer Nudelauflauf
And how many normal people usually participate in this tasty perversion, including any watching?
Depends on your casserole dish, usually 4-6 portions.
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
Sorry, I'm on a low-curie diet and that stuff has way too many unless you get the one where everything is covered in gluons, and who likes gluons in their food anyway?
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@LaoC said in Nope, you eat it:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
Sorry, I'm on a low-curie diet and that stuff has way too many unless you get the one where everything is covered in gluons, and who likes gluons in their food anyway?
Most people are fine, and for the rest there's the gluon-free aisle.
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@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
Coffee should be black and bitter. Like
black, bitter coffee.my soul
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@PleegWat
And before anyone asks "halvamel" is no Dutch word ... crazy Friesch people
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@Luhmann It's a contraction of 'half' and 'melk', meaning 'half' and 'milk' respectively.
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
@LaoC said in Nope, you eat it:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
Sorry, I'm on a low-curie diet and that stuff has way too many unless you get the one where everything is covered in gluons, and who likes gluons in their food anyway?
Most people are fine, and for the rest there's the gluon-free aisle.
You could get ferminted quarks. Good source of ion but they taste strange.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
Oh yeah? Well show me one!
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@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
@Luhmann It's a contraction of 'half' and 'melk', meaning 'half' and 'milk' respectively.
I believe the milk capsule comes with coffee in McDonald's in Hong Kong have word "Half-milk" written on it too.
When I was young, I always wonder, "So half of this is milk, what about the other part?"
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@cheong less fat probably more water. Which is suspicious because milk for coffee usually has more fat instead of less.
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@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
Oh yeah? Well show me one!
They come pre-packaged, and you know how difficult it is to open clam-shell packs.
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
Oh yeah? Well show me one!
They come pre-packaged, and you know how difficult it is to open clam-shell packs.
Sounds like a plan to shift dodgy quarks to me.
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@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
Oh yeah? Well show me one!
They come pre-packaged, and you know how difficult it is to open clam-shell packs.
Sounds like a plan to shift dodgy quarks to me.
Needs more self-sealing stem bolts.
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@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
It's made of quark, of course!
Of course. Everything is made of quarks. Everything is made of hadrons (and electrons), and hadrons are made of quarks. Therefore, cheesecake is made of quarks. QED.
Oh yeah? Well show me one!
They come pre-packaged, and you know how difficult it is to open clam-shell packs.
Sounds like a plan to shift dodgy quarks to me.
Needs more self-sealing stem bolts.
Yes, but how?
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@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
@cheong less fat probably more water. Which is suspicious because milk for coffee usually has more fat instead of less.
Yup. The fat can extract caffeine and prevent it from forming bitter compounds with other substances in coffee. "Coffeemate" is even 100% plant-based fat powder.
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@cheong said in Nope, you eat it:
@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
@Luhmann It's a contraction of 'half' and 'melk', meaning 'half' and 'milk' respectively.
I believe the milk capsule comes with coffee in McDonald's in Hong Kong have word "Half-milk" written on it too.
When I was young, I always wonder, "So half of this is milk, what about the other part?"
Cream, notionally
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@Luhmann said in Nope, you eat it:
@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
Coffee should be black and bitter. Like
black, bitter coffee.my soulBut, I have coffee.
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@izzion at least they're cultured cells
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@izzion just because we can, doesn't mean we should
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@loopback0 said in Nope, you eat it:
@izzion just because we can, doesn't mean we should
But, it does mean we are going to.
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@izzion said in Nope, you eat it:
They've been saying we'll be eating insects for decades. As I recall they approved certain kinds for consumption last year. But I have so far failed to find them in the grocery store.
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@Gribnit said in Nope, you eat it:
@loopback0 said in Nope, you eat it:
@izzion just because we can, doesn't mean we should
But, it does mean we are going to.
Speak for yourself
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@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
@izzion said in Nope, you eat it:
They've been saying we'll be eating insects for decades. As I recall they approved certain kinds for consumption last year. But I have so far failed to find them in the grocery store.
Catch your own bugs, peasant
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@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
They've been saying we'll be eating insects for decades. But I have so far failed to find them in the grocery store.
Fast food places have used insects for decades.
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@MrL said in Nope, you eat it:
Catch your own bugs, peasant
I'd much rather, than dealing with other people's bugs.
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@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
@izzion said in Nope, you eat it:
They've been saying we'll be eating insects for decades. As I recall they approved certain kinds for consumption last year. But I have so far failed to find them in the grocery store.
You don't have Twinkies?!
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@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
@MrL said in Nope, you eat it:
Catch your own bugs, peasant
I'd much rather, than dealing with other people's bugs.
Uh, not me. My bugs are subtle, nasty, and cruel.
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WTH does these people think when they put pineapple on "Italian Delight" pizza?
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
Actually, this "cheese" topic reminds me of a story when I and one coworker went to lunch:
Me: Hmmm, they have a cheesecake, that's tempting.
Cw: Bleh, Nope.
Me: What, you don't like cheesecake?
Cw: Sounds disgusting!
Me:
Cw: Cake from cheese? Bleh. What cheese is it, anyway? Like... Camembert? Or Emmental?
Me: It's made of quark, of course!
Cw: Ooooosh, it's a QUARK cake! Now that sounds tasty.God damnit, now I want to eat the far superior Swedish cheesecake.
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@Carnage That isn't so much a cheesecake as it is Cake & Cheese. Might still be very tasty, but it doesn't look as great.
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@JBert What it lacks in looks, it makes up for in heart-stopping tastiness.
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@Carnage said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
Actually, this "cheese" topic reminds me of a story when I and one coworker went to lunch:
Me: Hmmm, they have a cheesecake, that's tempting.
Cw: Bleh, Nope.
Me: What, you don't like cheesecake?
Cw: Sounds disgusting!
Me:
Cw: Cake from cheese? Bleh. What cheese is it, anyway? Like... Camembert? Or Emmental?
Me: It's made of quark, of course!
Cw: Ooooosh, it's a QUARK cake! Now that sounds tasty.God damnit, now I want to eat the far superior Swedish cheesecake.
Sweet desserts involving cheese are found in many cultures. There are places in the English-speaking first world where apple pie is served topped with a slice of cheddar cheese, and in India they've got this thing called "gulab jamun" that are basically cheese balls soaking in a syrup of honey and rosewater (I had assumed that they were something like bread or cake until one day I looked at the ingredients list on a canned variety).
And then of course there's the various donut/chocolate/milkshake concoctions incorporating bacon.
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TIL about B. Dylan Hollis. Apparently, his entire channel belongs in this thread. He takes recipes from old cookbooks, with really odd ingredients, and makes them. Ice cream coleslaw. Velveeta fudge. Pinto bean cake. Chocolate beet cake. Spaghetti-o Jello ring. Peach Spam bake. Amish lard cakes. Tomato soup cake. Tuna salad Jello.
Some of them turn out surprisingly good. Others, not so much.
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@da-Doctah said in Nope, you eat it:
in India they've got this thing called "gulab jamun" that are basically cheese balls soaking in a syrup of honey and rosewater (I had assumed that they were something like bread or cake until one day I looked at the ingredients list on a canned variety).
Indian cheese (paneer) tends to not have a lot of flavour, preaumably as it is from a tricky environment to mature things in for a few months. Gulab jamun taste of the spiced sugary syrup that they're steeped in; they have absolutely no cheese taste at all.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope, you eat it:
I used to be kinda sympathetic to the idea of Taiwanese independence but I think I'm cured now.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
TIL about B. Dylan Hollis. Apparently, his entire channel belongs in this thread. He takes recipes from old cookbooks, with really odd ingredients, and makes them. Ice cream coleslaw. Velveeta fudge. Pinto bean cake. Chocolate beet cake. Spaghetti-o Jello ring. Peach Spam bake. Amish lard cakes. Tomato soup cake. Tuna salad Jello.
Some of them turn out surprisingly good. Others, not so much.
I think we've had compilations of his videos before in this thread. Some recipes are surprisingly edible, but most are best summarized as "Why???".
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
Pinto bean cake.
That's probably good. Mung beans are a staple for Asian sweets so I guess other beans would work as well.
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@LaoC said in Nope, you eat it:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Nope, you eat it:
I used to be kinda sympathetic to the idea of Taiwanese independence but I think I'm cured now.
From what I heard, "Oreo pizza" actually falls under "not bad" category. You won't want to order it again after tasting it, but not at the level you want to throw up after eating it.
There's a lot nastier variants of pizza that you'd avoid trying.
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@cheong said in Nope, you eat it:
There's a lot nastier variants of pizza that you'd avoid trying.
Some folks in Latvia believed that replacing the tomato sauce with mayonnaise was a good idea.
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@Benjamin-Hall Are you sure they hadn't shipped you to some direct-to-video Truman Show set that was only being filmed there because of cheap labor? I mean, it was a weird little place in 2000s - and still is! - but you've had the weirdest experiences.
Then again, I think fry sauce is perfectly servicebale for certain kinds of toppings... yeah
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Nope, you eat it:
@Benjamin-Hall Are you sure they hadn't shipped you to some direct-to-video Truman Show set that was only being filmed there because of cheap labor? I mean, it was a weird little place in 2000s - and still is! - but you've had the weirdest experiences.
Then again, I think fry sauce is perfectly servicebale for certain kinds of toppings... yeah
I mean, Liepaja in 2003 was not exactly a thriving cosmopolitan jewel, but it was certainly a real place. And I saw it elsewhere as well.
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@boomzilla Aspic is actually good, you pompous Merkin profligates!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla Aspic is actually good, you pompous Merkin profligates!
Then why did they name it after something you do when you suffer from hemorrhoids?