The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It runs on bacon!
False. Bacon is generally made from the belly or back of the pig, not the legs.
I used "runs on" in the somewhat colloquial sense of "is powered by".
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It runs on bacon!
False. Bacon is generally made from the belly or back of the pig, not the legs.
I used "runs on" in the somewhat colloquial sense of "is powered by".
No, that would be me.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It runs on bacon!
False. Bacon is generally made from the belly or back of the pig, not the legs.
I used "runs on" in the somewhat colloquial sense of "is powered by".
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cheong said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Cute, but the middle dash across the first letter removes all ambiguity. Can't claim you wrote T when you clearly wrote F.
Although, 16 gets pretty close, and 18 might plausibly be a smudge.
I double cross my t's, not sure why I started doing it, but I have done it as long as I can remember.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cheong said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Cute, but the middle dash across the first letter removes all ambiguity. Can't claim you wrote T when you clearly wrote F.
Although, 16 gets pretty close, and 18 might plausibly be a smudge.
I double cross my t's, not sure why I started doing it, but I have done it as long as I can remember.
So that nobody mistakes them for 7s?
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I double cross my t's
Don't be surprised if one day they take revenge.
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Possibly and with my handwriting not + as well.
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@Dragoon But what about the
not equal
sign? FThat may tfhen look like a t or vice versa.
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"Sorry, I cannot do anything. I brought metric tools only."
Subtitle: Revenge of the Imperial System
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@error ah, a sacred helm
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I'd watch that.
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In b4 needs more wooden table
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@dangeRuss Fixing their car, doing their paperwork and cooking a meal for them has turned many an enemy into a friend.
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@dangeRuss and the meme can't even get it right. They're mags (magazines), not clips. Unless you've got an M-1 Garand chambered in 9mm, which would be an epic waste of a classic gun. Oh, and not many people say "shells" for regular handgun rounds. Shotguns, yes. Cannons or mortars, yes. Handguns? Not that I've heard.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cheong said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Cute, but the middle dash across the first letter removes all ambiguity. Can't claim you wrote T when you clearly wrote F.
Although, 16 gets pretty close, and 18 might plausibly be a smudge.
I double cross my t's, not sure why I started doing it, but I have done it as long as I can remember.
I used to put a slash through my zeroes until my Algebra teacher graded it incorrect: "that's the symbol for undefined"
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I used to put a slash through my zeroes until my Algebra teacher graded it incorrect: "that's the symbol for undefined"
The Billion Dollar Mistake.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I used to put a slash through my zeroes until my Algebra teacher graded it incorrect: "that's the symbol for undefined"
it is actually the symbol for empty set.
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@Benjamin-Hall Ahem!...
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss and the meme can't even get it right. They're mags (magazines), not clips. Unless you've got an M-1 Garand chambered in 9mm, which would be an epic waste of a classic gun. Oh, and not many people say "shells" for regular handgun rounds. Shotguns, yes. Cannons or mortars, yes. Handguns? Not that I've heard.
I mean, artillery would be a bit overkill, but it would certainly take care of trespassers.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oh, and not many people say "shells" for regular handgun rounds. Shotguns, yes. Cannons or mortars, yes. Handguns? Not that I've heard.
Ahem! 2...
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean, artillery would be a bit overkill, but it would certainly take care of trespassers.
I have used artillery to take care of trespassers. Unfortunately, they also used artillery back which made for a lot of excitement! Therefore, the use of artillery is very much YMMV in effectiveness depending on the armor level and support ability of the trespassers in question.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I used to put a slash through my zeroes until my Algebra teacher graded it incorrect: "that's the symbol for undefined"
it is actually the symbol for empty set.
It's the symbol for 2 cos 36°.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oh, and not many people say "shells" for regular handgun rounds. Shotguns, yes. Cannons or mortars, yes. Handguns? Not that I've heard.
Ahem! 2...
Do they make these in salt? I'd buy a handgun for home defense at that point.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss and the meme can't even get it right. They're mags (magazines), not clips. Unless you've got an M-1 Garand chambered in 9mm, which would be an epic waste of a classic gun. Oh, and not many people say "shells" for regular handgun rounds. Shotguns, yes. Cannons or mortars, yes. Handguns? Not that I've heard.
I mean, artillery would be a bit overkill, but it would certainly take care of trespassers.
While getting you halfway to several ornamental ponds. What about guard baboons, like a sane person?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oh, and not many people say "shells" for regular handgun rounds. Shotguns, yes. Cannons or mortars, yes. Handguns? Not that I've heard.
Ahem! 2...
Do they make these in salt? I'd buy a handgun for home defense at that point.
Get a lot of slugs and snails?
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I used to put a slash through my zeroes until my Algebra teacher graded it incorrect: "that's the symbol for undefined"
it is actually the symbol for empty set.
Take it up with her. I remember that argument vividly.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oh, and not many people say "shells" for regular handgun rounds. Shotguns, yes. Cannons or mortars, yes. Handguns? Not that I've heard.
Ahem! 2...
Do they make these in salt? I'd buy a handgun for home defense at that point.
Get a lot of slugs and snails?
Like you wouldn't believe. But really, it's because I'd rather use a safety load indoors, and having that safety load be far more painful than lethal is a bonus.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When Red Skelton played the Arizona State Fair one year, he singled out some guy in the front row and asked his name. The conversation went something like this:
Red: "What's your name, son?"
Audience guy: "Mark"
Red: "Mark?"
Audience guy: "Mark"
Red (turning to the rest of the audience): "Sounds like a harelip dog."
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When Red Skelton played the Arizona State Fair one year, he singled out some guy in the front row and asked his name. The conversation went something like this:
Red: "What's your name, son?"
Audience guy: "Mark"
Red: "Mark?"
Audience guy: "Mark"
Red (turning to the rest of the audience): "Sounds like a harelip dog."I'm sure it killed in Arizona, but I
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@dangeRuss I think it's supposed to make fun of harelips being unable to pronounce the "b" properly (instead coming out more as an "m").
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@Rhywden so, yeah, definitely kills in Arizona.
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@xaade so is Tyson implying a test for whether a body is a star or a planet? Seems dangerous.
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Her ex-cellency doesn't give a sheath about your fucks.
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@LaoC if ever the question “what the fuck?” were appropriate, that was it.
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