The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Might not be as productive as me but he's a way more thorough tester, and he only works four days a week. Plus he needs to back up our manager in his continual fights with upper management.
Is my scrum master atypical?
In that he does testing.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There is a new trend for asking the scammers speaking Chinese "Do you need some help?" or "Give me your detail and I'll forward it to your consulate for you" after news revealed that lots of these scammers are victims of human trafficking from China/Taiwan/Thailand to Cambodia, by advertising fake high paying job during economic recession caused by COVID.
The frequent lockdown in various regions in China caused these scammers to relocate in other countries. Cambodia is their first choice as the police there is easy to corrupt.
Victims go to scammer business requires to earn money to a certain amount, as well as tricking someone else to fill his position. After that the company will release him and allow him to return to their original country.
Not all these victims go to scammer business though. Some of them passed body check and have matching organ buyer will have the organ forcibly removed for sale (and have the dead bodies buried). While the girls not matched organ buyers will be sold as prostitute to local or nearby countries.
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The Official Funny Stuff Thread™ has taken a dark turn again.
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@cheong I think you've accidentally posted in the wrong thread. Want me to move this elsewhere?
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"How many times can you irritate countries at once?" (How many countries your design of package can irritate countries in one go?)
"YES"Most in the image is self-explanatory, so I'll just add these:
ドイツ風 = Germany style
And the strips on the package is of color of Russian flag
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cheong I think you've accidentally posted in the wrong thread. Want me to move this elsewhere?
No. Just post this as I see someone mentioned about scammers.
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Scrum masters, scammers... same thing.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Scrum masters, scammers... same thing.
Oh I see that I misread it.
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@cheong said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
ドイツ風 = Germany style
Ha, I've seen the post before but didn't know that!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, you can lead a fire truck to water, but after that it makes its own arrangements.
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(in a hushed voice) Watch as the Fire Truck takes a sip of water in its natural environment...
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And then there's the classic set of sentences when you have to write a reference letter for someone you'd rather not:
*** To describe a candidate who is woefully inept:
I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.*** To describe a candidate who you were happy to part company with:
I am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine.*** To describe a candidate who is not particularly industrious:
In my opinion you will be very fortunate to get this person to work for you.*** To describe a candidate who is not worth further consideration:
I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment.*** To describe a candidate with lackluster credentials:
All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him/her too highly.*** To describe a candidate who is so unproductive the position would be better left unfilled:
I can assure you that no person would be better for this job.
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@da-Doctah from @HardwareGeek's guide to references.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Delusions of adequacy" was taken directly from a Weird Al song.
"Weird Al" Yankovic- "You're Pitiful" With Lyrics – 03:21
— TaogFilms
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah from @HardwareGeek's guide to references.
It's a lot older than that. I saw some of these back before there was even an internet. And to the post claiming Weird Al originated "delusions of adequacy", he was no more the original author of that phrase than he was of any of the palindromes in the song "Bob".
I, on the other hand, am the creator of the sentence "You've obviously given this matter a great deal of whatever the opposite of thought is".
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah from @HardwareGeek's guide to references.
It's a lot older than that. I saw some of these back before there was even an internet. And to the post claiming Weird Al originated "delusions of adequacy", he was no more the original author of that phrase than he was of any of the palindromes in the song "Bob".
Hey, there's no way something like that could have slipped by our Mason!
Funny floof:
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@BernieTheBernie Yeah, probably some big wood there.
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The details on this one are amazing:
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yet another thing to add to the list of things which should not have your dick stuck in.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yet another thing to add to the list of things which should not have your dick stuck in.
Pig bites are nasty, so better not.
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I saw it on Twitter post today.
I wonder how much time the student (presumably) spent to practice writing in this way.
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@cheong So that seems to read
false
, in a very ugly style. Hwat's the joke ?
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@cheong So that seems to read
true
in a very ugly style. Hwat's the joke ?
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Clearly it's a blue dress
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Student should have just answered every question with FILE_NOT_FOUND rather than constructing handwriting that tries to say true and false at the same time.
Though kudos to the kid for essentially figuring out Schrodinger’s Pop Quiz at a young age, I predict they’ll go far.
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@homoBalkanus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
read true
Take your
T
in hand-writting.
Oh, wait, that should be anF
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@cheong said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Cute, but the middle dash across the first letter removes all ambiguity. Can't claim you wrote T when you clearly wrote F.
Although, 16 gets pretty close, and 18 might plausibly be a smudge.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It runs on bacon!
False. Bacon is generally made from the belly or back of the pig, not the legs.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cheong So that seems to read
false
, in a very ugly style. Hwat's the joke ?@homoBalkanus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cheong So that seems to read
true
in a very ugly style. Hwat's the joke ?I got Faue myself. Not sure what kind of question deserves such blasphemy.
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Not sure if that’s smaller or larger than a Venti.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure if that’s smaller or larger than a Venti.
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@topspin apparently it's somewhere in the middle (and I am completely unoriginal )