The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
You must be nuts.
This observation has of course no relation to this particular post.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
You must be nuts.
This observation has of course no relation to this particular post.
Screw you, it was a very bolt statement!
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@LaoC Hey now, no reason to blow a gasket.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC Hey now, no reason to blow a gasket.
What would I have to blow for you to tap that?
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@Benjamin-Hall that's it, I'm sawing up a cello and adding some toilet parts. The result will be called a diplomat. Expect pun in 6-8 weeks time.
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@Benjamin-Hall I thought WASPs were known for their confusion of wordplay with humor.
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From the Uxbridge English Dictionary....
purport: a cat flap.
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@Benjamin-Hall Those appear to be euphoniums, not tubas.
(The euphonium is sometimes called a tenor tuba, and although it looks and sounds just like a small tuba, it was developed independently and isn't directly related to it.)
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
it was developed independently
This, is a lie.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall Those appear to be euphoniums, not tubas.
(The euphonium is sometimes called a tenor tuba, and although it looks and sounds just like a small tuba, it was developed independently and isn't directly related to it.)
TIL, and I used to play one.
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@GOG Did you follow fat people around?
INB4 fat shaming thread is
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@GOG Did you follow fat people around?
INB4 fat shaming thread is
IDGI
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Baby on board?
Not yet.
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@GOG said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@GOG Did you follow fat people around?
INB4 fat shaming thread is
IDGI
It may be an unrelated question.
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Baby on board?
Not yet.
Try following fat people around.
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It has come to my attention that many bad puns, commonly including the worst made that day by the particular individual(s) in question, are being misdirected to other topics for trifling reasons of relevance. As @boomzilla I will be correcting this ongoing misthreadage anon (but not, of course, in those terms).
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@Gribnit The warthog kneels.
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@PleegWat said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit The warthog kneels
after midnight
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@izzion hakuna matata?
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@GOG said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
IDGI
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@izzion said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@PleegWat said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit The warthog kneels
after midnightOh-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-weee-oh-whim-oh-way
Whim-oh-way
Whim-oh-wayIn the jungle, the WTF jungle
The warthog kneels after midnight
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@izzion said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@PleegWat said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit The warthog kneels
after midnightOh-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-weee-oh-whim-oh-way
Whim-oh-way
Whim-oh-wayIn the jungle, the WTF jungle
The warthog kneels after midnightI know you guys prefer feet over meter but this was some painful shoehorning fo' shoe.
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@LaoC I’m British. We Metrexited from that imperial stuff years ago and all our things are labelled in litres (like the 0.568 litres of milk), or grams (such as how things arrive in multiples of 454g)
I am still waiting for the updated version of the Proclaimers song, however: (I’m Gonna Be) 804km
And I would walk 804km
And I would walk 804 more
Just to be the man who walked 1610km
To fall down at your doorOr something.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC I’m British. We Metrexited from that imperial stuff years ago
I know, but
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@LaoC and yet our street signs are all still in miles because we can’t figure out whether we’re actually metric or not.
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We all celebrated May the Fourth yesterday, but did you know that today is Star Wars Day II: Revenge of the Fifth?
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@Mason_Wheeler Tomorrow the sixth will rule the galaxy. And... we... shall... have... peace
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@hungrier Nope thread is
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I know you guys prefer feet over meter
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