The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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C developers are a very different breed.
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@DogsB nice programming socks!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When you're kneeling warthog, you have reached nirvana where you don't want to be anyone else but the guy who doesn't crop his screenshots.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think it depends on what you ordered. You could have ordered cauliflower.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You could have ordered cauliflower.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think it depends on what you ordered. You could have ordered cauliflower.
In that case one should still make a call, but to the psychiatric hospital.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think it depends on what you ordered. You could have ordered cauliflower.
In that case one should still make a call, but to the psychiatric hospital.
Call wherever you want, you can take cauliflower with breadcrumbs from my cold dead hands.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In my case, it'd either be me calling the police, or bystanders doing it once the screaming dies down a bit.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think it depends on what you ordered. You could have ordered cauliflower.
In that case one should still make a call, but to the psychiatric hospital.
Cauliflower can actually make a fairly decent gluten-free alternative to ordinary flour in some items. The best fake pizza crust I've found is made from cauliflower. It won't be mistaken for real, wheat-flour pizza crust, but it's better than anything I've found made from rice, corn or other gluten-free grains. So, while it sounds odd, I wouldn't rule out cauliflower for waffles without trying it.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think it depends on what you ordered. You could have ordered cauliflower.
In that case one should still make a call, but to the psychiatric hospital.
Cauliflower can actually make a fairly decent gluten-free alternative to ordinary flour in some items. The best fake pizza crust I've found is made from cauliflower. It won't be mistaken for real, wheat-flour pizza crust, but it's better than anything I've found made from rice, corn or other gluten-free grains. So, while it sounds odd, I wouldn't rule out cauliflower for waffles without trying it.
I actually like cauliflower and cabbage, though a NOT fan of the other cruciferous vegetables. Broccoli is ok, works in small pieces in salads or cooked and seasoned or cheesed (better than I could--not a high bar). I prefer the tops (doesn't everyone) and it to be soft when cooked. I'm sure others would prefer it less cooked.
My taste is so weird. I like things that most people don't and don't like stuff that most people do.
Am I a fucking negative? What does that mean in the rest of my life.
Pardon me, while I have an existential crisis.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Am I a fucking negative? What does that mean in the rest of my life.
No, don't worry. Technically speaking, you're what we'd call a
lamewad
. It's a garden-variety ailment that nearly everyone but me suffers from. Your tastes do not appear outré, or even contrarian. By any stretch of the imagination. Albino broccoli is for when regular broccoli isn't sufficient to take away the taste of an excessively spicy carrot, for instance.A proper
negative
is more like Johny The Homicidal Maniac, similar to aflusher
.A
fucking negative
is different, that's @Tsaukpaetra
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The trolley problem has been solved:
Maybe add more Miffy on the train itself to ensure at least one of them got killed?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I would say most pets have better life than most human.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think it depends on what you ordered. You could have ordered cauliflower.
In that case one should still make a call, but to the psychiatric hospital.
Call wherever you want, you can take cauliflower with breadcrumbs from my cold dead hands.
And I had cauliflower popcorn last night. With crispy coating and some chili sauce it's not that bad.
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@DogsB . Do screenshots properly, wooden table and all, or not at all.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is why I'm married.
Well, not the only reason or the main reason but one of the reasons.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I actually like cauliflower and cabbage, though a NOT fan of the other cruciferous vegetables. Broccoli is ok, works in small pieces in salads or cooked and seasoned or cheesed (better than I could--not a high bar). I prefer the tops (doesn't everyone) and it to be soft when cooked. I'm sure others would prefer it less cooked.
I like 'em all. Except brussels sprouts. I've never put one of those things in my mouth in 63 years, and at this point I've decided I'm going to my grave having never tasted one. But all the others I enjoy.
Even complained when a pizza place I went to had discontinued the loaded mashed cauliflower (a healthier alternative to potatoes) that I'd ordered there in the past. They said it wasn't popular enough. Ten minutes later someone at the table behind me tried to order it as well.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Still better than vice versa.
Man hides cheese he will be dirtying his feet with for cubic centimeters is a sphere of soap?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Man hides cheese he will be dirtying his feet with for cubic centimeters is a sphere of soap?
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Oh no! My rectum is NOT nasa's business!
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@hungrier Kinda want one if it has a real VGA plug at the other end... For raisins....
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@HardwareGeek It's funny! I'd buy that.
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@hungrier What about PS2?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier What about PS2?
Bleh. Flimsy. I want DIN. And not no Mini-DIN, neither.
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A bit calmer funny.
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@Tsaukpaetra "The most unexpected deception is no deception at all." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
INB4 Things that remind you of WTDWTF members is
:arrows:
First Old Guy: "I just got a new hearing aid."
Second Old Guy: "What kind is it?"
FOG: "About twenty minutes to three."
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AAAAARGH
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@boomzilla eh, that looks quite fertile.
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Back-story: There's an airline pilot/YouTuber who has had certain interactions with the flat-earth crowd. In the real world, one can fly south from Buenos Aires, over Antarctica, to Perth in about 16 hours. On the flat earth, you have to fly north from Buenos Aires, over North America, the Arctic, and Asia, to get to Perth, and it takes about 30 hours. So, if you fly from one to the other, which direction you fly and how long it takes should be a (fairly) easy way to prove which earth you're on.
Therefore, he challenged the flat-earthers to organize such a trip and observe for themselves. In the intervening time, flat-earthers have called him a coward and various other names, because he's taken no steps to organize the trip. (That wasn't part of his challenge.) So now he's taken their challenge, at least partly. He has set a date, arranged for a plane, air crew, and professional documentary film crew to record the trip.
The rest is now up to the flat-earthers. They have to pay for it (and it's not cheap, $1.5M total bill). He's set up a kickstarter for them to put their money where their mouths are. He's also not organizing the rest of it. They have to arrange their own travel to Buenos Aires and home from Perth, passports, visas, lodging, etc.
Anyway, I found his challenge amusing, and for how the flat-earthers are going to respond.
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@HardwareGeek I like that guy, he's fun.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anyway, I found his challenge amusing, and for how the flat-earthers are going to respond.
My bet: The round-earth conspiracy colludes with kickstarter, causing leading members of the flat-earth community to be unable to pledge. The plane will instead fill up with members of his community and random people who have "flew across Antarctica" on their bucket list.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
On the flat earth, you have to fly north from Buenos Aires, over North America, the Arctic, and Asia, to get to Perth, and it takes about 30 hours.
I'm completely unable to visualize this.
Buenos Aires and Perth are both in the southern hemisphere. On a round earth, a way to get from Buenos Aires to Perth is to fly generally west over the Pacific Ocean. Another way is to fly generally east, over the Atlantic and Indian oceans.
Depending on which line of longitude constitutes "falling off the edge of the earth," one of those routes or the other is foreclosed if you assume a flat earth.
But even with a flat earth, it's possible to get from Buenos Aires to Perth without going through North America, right?
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@GuyWhoKilledBear Apparently, they're using the UN logo map, with the north pole at the centre, and the south pole replaced by a large wall of ice around the outer edge. Something like this: