The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean not my image, but the OP is right, the math doesn't work out
Any number of bugs giving you 1,000 hugs each: valid interpretation of the sentence.
One tenth of the 10,000 lightning bugs give you one hug: 1,000 hugs total.
What am I missing here?
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@dcon
No thanks to your JPEG capabilities.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
I'm pondering why you expect change?
Bullshit. Things changed. In fact this animation is much closer to reality now.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
I'm pondering why you expect change?
Bullshit.
How topical.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean not my image, but the OP is right, the math doesn't work out
Any number of bugs giving you 1,000 hugs each: valid interpretation of the sentence.
One tenth of the 10,000 lightning bugs give you one hug: 1,000 hugs total.
What am I missing here?
But which is it? Inquiring minds need to know.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
I'm pondering why you expect change?
Bullshit.
How topical.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
: Well, it smells like—
Shhhh...Classy.
Reminds me of those Russian limericks where you would start a curse word and then go to the next line where the beginning of the curse word would start the next line of the lyric.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reminds me of those Russian limericks where you would start a curse word and then go to the next line where the beginning of the curse word would start the next line of the lyric.
I'm sure there's one of those in every language.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reminds me of those Russian limericks where you would start a curse word and then go to the next line where the beginning of the curse word would start the next line of the lyric.
Мне на день рождения подарили енота...
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
: Well, it smells like—
Shhhh...Classy.
Reminds me of those Russian limericks where you would start a curse word and then go to the next line where the beginning of the curse word would start the next line of the lyric.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon
No thanks toyourFacebook's JPEG capabilities.I'm too . I'ze just r-click, copy, paste em.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reminds me of those Russian limericks where you would start a curse word and then go to the next line where the beginning of the curse word would start the next line of the lyric.
Мне на день рождения подарили енота...
Did you just google some random Russian stuff? Seems like it's from this song, but I don't see how it's related.
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Some Polish rhymes in similar style:
Przez las idą sobie zbóje. Wiszą im do kolan...
...miecze, bo to było średniowiecze.
Gdzieś w Wenecji na gondoli jedna para się...
...kołysze i zakłóca nocą ciszę.
Leci bocian ponad lasem, wymachuje swym...
...ogonem przywołując swoją żonę.
Przed bocianem leci mucha. Bocian zaraz ją wy...
...przedzi bo ją od trzech godzin śledzi.
Koloniści idą równo, czasem któryś wdepnie w...
...błoto. I się nikt nie martwi o to.
Na balkonie widać trupa, w słońcu świeci jego...
...głowa. A właściwie jej połowa.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't see how it's related.
Глаза открой, блять, когда читаешь, узколобый. Хуй там не видно?
Вот вам хуе-нот!
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Close, but the Russian version was better I think.
It would be like
There was an old farmer who lived by a rock, he sat in a meadow stroking his
Cockatiels are pretty ...Edit: maybe I'm misremembering. maybe it was more like this.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did you print that on paper?
He appears to have cropped the wooden table
That's not compliant. The wooden table is part of the protocol.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The fuck am I going to do with $7.31 in cash!?
Discount dime of badly stepped-on heroin?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@aitap yep, this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEkc70ztOrc
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
*sigh* Yeah, it's sad that some people still can't appreciate bacon.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@aitap yep, this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEkc70ztOrc
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
*sigh* Yeah, it's sad that some people
still can't appreciate baconhave to avoid saturated fats.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@aitap yep, this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEkc70ztOrc
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
*sigh* Yeah, it's sad that some people
still can't appreciate baconhave to avoid saturated fats.My brother-in-law has some kind of digestive problem such that he cannot eat pork as it would make him very ill. Whenever he visits, we have to avoid serving him anything that has any kind of pig meat in it. Beef, venison, poultry, and fish are all fine, though, and he enjoys what he can.
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@djls45 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9XPs2RFB8
The sign (as well as what the pig is shouting) translates to "Eat more chicken!"
I should mention that Finland does not have a lot of turkey. So we usually eat a ham at Christmas dinner (and several days afterwards - everybody overestimates how muchs their family can eat in a sitting).
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@acrow Waiting to pick up a DoorDash order last year at Ra Sushi, I amused myself by trying to read the four big prints on the far wall (red cloth with one big black kanji on each one):
食 多 生 魚
By the time the order was ready, I had figured it out as "eat much raw fish".
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That's not how any of this works.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Finland does not have a lot of turkey.
You should try it. Syriasly, it's not very Greecey.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's not how any of this works.
It is… if there's some uncertainty on when the gender reassignment surgery goes ahead…
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Finland does not have a lot of turkey.
You should try it. Syriasly, it's not very Greecey.
Who are you and how have you stolen this account?
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Fucking science
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I should mention that Finland does not have a lot of turkey. So we usually eat a ham at Christmas dinner (and several days afterwards - everybody overestimates how muchs their family can eat in a sitting).
The Greek restaurant in the town my parents live in is (in)famous for the size of its servings. We recently had a little get-together and my mother did not feel like cooking for 9 adults and 2 children. So we ordered two of their 2-person-plates.
We had plenty of leftovers for the next day.
But we knew about that, at least. The first time we ran into this was when my US-American relatives were over for a visit. They were not able to finish their plates either - a world-first, I dare say.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Finland does not have a lot of turkey.
You should try it. Syriasly, it's not very Greecey.
Who are you and how have you stolen this account?
I only hate puns when somebody else tells them. I'm certainly capable of coming up with ones of my own that are as bad as any that other people post. I didn't have much time for that one, so I was Russian. Iraqed my brain to think of it, but then Iran with it.
Ok, I'm Finnished now.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ok, I'm Finnished now.
Good. It was spainful to watch. Ita lyterally was.
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@Zecc Estonia glare you could not receive.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@aitap yep, this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEkc70ztOrc
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
*sigh* Yeah, it's sad that some people
still can't appreciate baconhave to avoid saturated fats.I've got no gallbladder, which gives me unmitigated gall: so I eat bacon anyway.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc Estonia glare you could not receive.
Guys, all this non-funny stuff is not really Germane to the topic of this thread!
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
non-funny stuff is not really Germane
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@hungrier is an American Fry, are the French kind, thanks for clarifying it for me.
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@Arantor And :flemish_fries: is conspicuously absent.
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@PleegWat well of course, it would have B*****m all other them.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it would have B*****m all other them
Bhunter2m? Yes.
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@Arantor The one true way to have fries.