The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Turtle E Stapled heart?
Can I get another clue?
hint 1
Google the lines above the picturereveal
Total e-clips (of the) heart.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Turtle E Stapled heart?
Can I get another clue?
hint 1
Google the lines above the picturereveal
Total e-clips (of the) heart.Hatchlinge Kliptoffal! that's probably excessively obscure for anyone who isn't a Carolingian scholar.TortoiseHatchling clips on the e-heart.Another hint, please.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because I hate you all and want you to suffer
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
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@Gribnit and you were soooooooooooooooo close but thanks for playing.
Another hint you say?
A song written by Steinman that was not given to Meat Loaf.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because I hate you all and want you to suffer (nothing personal, I hate everybody today), I'm going to share this.
Ever see the "literal music video" for this one?
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@da-Doctah My son just made me watch that. Just seconds ago.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Turtle E Stapled heart?
Can I get another clue?
hint 1
Google the lines above the picturereveal
Total e-clips (of the) heart.I'm disappointed I didn't get it.
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#TooSoon
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Ever see the "literal music video" for this one?
You d me, but I'm not even mad.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit and you were soooooooooooooooo close but thanks for playing.
Another hint you say?
A song written by Steinman that was not given to Meat Loaf."Partial sea clips on the aorta" never made it out of the studio tho.
Another hint, please.
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@Gribnit Even though someone has literally posted a video with the name of the song in it, directly in response to the picture, just a few posts up from this point?
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Hint: See filename or check the writing on the tuner
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@Arantor Yes. I need to make sure there's a complete deductive as well as inductive chain.
Another hint, please.
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More hints
The picture was a turtle, a letter 'e' and a heart with some clips on it.
The turtle corresponds with the first word of the title but approximately homophonically.
There are a further 4 words in the title from this point onwards, of which the 'e' makes up the majority of the first syllable of the first remaining word, the second syllable is depicted in the picture too, homophonically.
This word is then followed by a preposition, a determiner and a final noun. The noun is as depicted in the picture, it is red.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Even though
Ah, sorry, seems you weren't here to be introduced. He's what some may call, a classical troll.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
He's what some may call, a
classicalobnoxious and very, very irritating troll.Others just call him an utter moron and block him.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
He's what some may call, an
classicalobnoxious and very, very irritating troll.
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I should add, I have more than one of Gribnit's posts for amusing me.
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@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
He's what some may call, an
classicalobnoxious and very, very irritating troll.That's what he said
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@DogsB fairly sure that’s completely unintentional on the part of the Welsh police that are “cracking down”. But I’m amused that throwing eggs or flour at people is enough of a problem they need to age-gate it.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
But I’m amused that throwing eggs or flour at people is enough of a problem they need to age-gate it.
It's probably for Halloween. Other areas do the same.
Here's West Mercia Police making the same yolk:
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@loopback0 they should come to Lewes for a few days after Halloween. Flour and eggs is tame by comparison.
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@DogsB said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I wasn't aware that the Police sold eggs and flour to anyone. Usually you need to get those from a grocer.
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@BernieTheBernie now of course, one of those flyswatters isn't loaded.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
He's what some may call, a
classicalobnoxious and very, very irritating troll.Others just call him an utter moron and block him.
That's an option, yes. It's the coward's option. I try to provide lots of options.
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@Arantor ah, okay, that clears things up immensely. I think I see where you're going with this.
Shemhamforash
Amirite?
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@Gribnit something like that. Approximately.
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@DogsB said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
No eggs? How about tomatoes (overripe is a bonus)?
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@loopback0 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
But I’m amused that throwing eggs or flour at people is enough of a problem they need to age-gate it.
It's probably for Halloween. Other areas do the same.
It seems to be the age of solving the wrong problem in the wrong place.
Also … this is the bad pun dread, but I didn't notice any pun.
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@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Also … this is the bad pun dread, but I didn't notice any pun.
There's a cracking pun up there
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@Bulb I think the pun was simply that the police force are “cracking down” on eggs. Eggs, cracking,
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@loopback0 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
But I’m amused that throwing eggs or flour at people is enough of a problem they need to age-gate it.
It's probably for Halloween. Other areas do the same.
Here's West Mercia Police making the same yolk:
Now I want to see the Scarfolk Council take on the matter...
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@GOG said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Now I want to see the Scarfolk Council take on the matter...
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Semi- !
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@Arantor I'd forgotten about No
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
one of those flyswatters isn't loaded
Shouldn't it be three?
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@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
one of those flyswatters isn't loaded
Shouldn't it be three?
You need quorum reliability, in case one jams.
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@JBert
It’ll lignite on the stage like no other – bituminous no harm, anthracite of it is one to remember.BONUS PAIN: The maceral amazed by such a display!
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@JBert This is what Pete performance has always meant to me:
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@DogsB said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
De-flour children?? That's pedophilia!!
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My great-grandmother passed about this time of year. The city area never really quite agreed with her, so it's a comfort to know that at least snow looks about the same no matter where you are, so the last time she looked out a window, what she saw looked as much like her home state as possible.
Illinois is mostly farmland, it competes with its neighbors for flatness. The eastern border, with its mapmaker-friendly sharpness, fits right in on a map of plains. I think it seemed different to great-Grandma, more like an arbitrary cut.
So, a couple weeks later when the snow had broke, we went and scattered her ashes back over that border, in a little farm as near to where she grew up as can be distinguished these days. She always did have an Indiana jones.
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@boomzilla To beef air, this one was udder bullshit and should have no room in an truly funny thread like this.
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