The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Rhywden Ok, fair enough. My work laptop doesn't show any apps other than Systemsounds, or it didn't an hour or so ago. But it does now. Love Windows's consistency.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
doors with the handle on the opposite side
I'm currently stuck at one of those.
Better hope someone from the other side comes through!
Well, kinda, but AAAAAaaaAagh the horrible staring knuckles
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Christ on a bike!
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@DoctorJones Is this a first deliverance or already a second coming?
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@DoctorJones So long as he doesn't have an accident it'll be OK. Otherwise… Christ on a crutch!
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Christ on a bike!
Someone in my family would rarely cuss "Christ on horseback" but this is different.
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@Polygeekery offspring thread ...
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@loopback0 Someone needs to perform a Cyclist Recycler Circle on this guy...
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anyone remember DIF files? The predecessor to CSV (which I always thought was a drugstore) for saving spreadsheets when you and your recipient didn't have the same spreadsheet software (saved a bunch of Appleworks data to work on in 1-2-3 before Excel was a thing).
Also:
GIF - Graphics Interchange Format, or Giraffic Interchange Format if you pronounce it like the peanut butter and have some reason to save pictures of giraffes.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: enough with the fucking bucket challenges already!Holy Crap! August 2014. I had forgotten just how long this stupid "Ice Bucket" thing has been going on.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Giraffic Interchange Format if you pronounce it like the peanut butter
You've got some kinda ISP problem, we get Skip and Jiffy here.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: enough with the fucking bucket challenges already!Holy Crap! August 2014. I had forgotten just how long this stupid "Ice Bucket" thing has been going on.
Welcome to 2022!
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Holy Crap! @Gern_Blaanston!
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@boomzilla I'm guessing it's to verify the new hires are good with working Saturday evening shifts because...
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@Gąska skater boys keep you young.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She's alive?
Made a comeback not long ago.
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And this assumes it's not her clone, Melissa.
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Foxy Boxing
that doesn't sound like some hard combat skills like the others ...
Foxy boxing is a form of sports entertainment which involves two or more women boxing (or pretending to do so) in a sexualized context as a form of erotic entertainment.
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@obeselymorbid does the sign say 'El Arroyo' or 'El Annoyo'?
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid does the sign say 'El Arroyo' or 'El Annoyo'?
Probably depends on your reaction to the joke.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
doors with the handle on the opposite side
I'm currently stuck at one of those.
Better hope someone from the other side comes through!
I went to a pharmacy bathroom, and the door wouldn't open to let me back out. I tried it many times and banged on the door and though I might have to call the store to let me out, and then I tried pulling it up instead of pushing down and it opened.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
bathroom
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
tried it many times and banged
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
pulling it up instead of pushing down
Ah, trying to train you to be a power bottom then?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
bathroom
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
tried it many times and banged
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
pulling it up instead of pushing down
Ah, trying to train you to be a power bottom then?
You're thinking of the qooc thread
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid does the sign say 'El Arroyo' or 'El Annoyo'?
Yes, I believe it does.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
bathroom
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
tried it many times and banged
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
pulling it up instead of pushing down
Ah, trying to train you to be a power bottom then?
You're thinking of the qooc thread
Always.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid does the sign say 'El Arroyo' or 'El Annoyo'?
Yes, I believe it does.
Well, it can't be both. Or are you contesting what 'or' means, without using parenthesis, (tabs or spaces) and newlines?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For Sprite you want gin.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid does the sign say 'El Arroyo' or 'El Annoyo'?
Yes, I believe it does.
Well, it can't be both. Or are you contesting what 'or' means, without using parenthesis, (tabs or spaces) and newlines?
Why contest it when you can just change the implementation?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
, they call 3000K a bright white? I am used to that meaning ~4000K–4500K. And ² they don't have any values between 3000K and 5000K? And ³ is daylight 5000K? It should be at least 5500K (actual daylight is almost 5800K).
… yeah, every shop matches the names and the colour temperatures differently, so it's a pretty big mess.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid does the sign say 'El Arroyo' or 'El Annoyo'?
Yes, I believe it does.
Well, it can't be both. Or are you contesting what 'or' means, without using parenthesis, (tabs or spaces) and newlines?
Are you unaware of the "answer an 'or' question with 'yes'" recurring meme or just pretending for anti-humor purposes?
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
, they call 3000K a bright white? I am used to that meaning ~4000K–4500K. And ² they don't have any values between 3000K and 5000K? And ³ is daylight 5000K? It should be at least 5500K (actual daylight is almost 5800K).
… yeah, every shop matches the names and the colour temperatures differently, so it's a pretty big mess.
And, of course, the higher K values are colder than the lower ones.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And, of course, the higher K values are colder than the lower ones.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid does the sign say 'El Arroyo' or 'El Annoyo'?
Yes, I believe it does.
Well, it can't be both. Or are you contesting what 'or' means, without using parenthesis, (tabs or spaces) and newlines?
Are you unaware of the "answer an 'or' question with 'yes'" recurring meme or just pretending for anti-humor purposes?
Yes!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid does the sign say 'El Arroyo' or 'El Annoyo'?
Yes, I believe it does.
Well, it can't be both. Or are you contesting what 'or' means, without using parenthesis, (tabs or spaces) and newlines?
Are you unaware of the "answer an 'or' question with 'yes'" recurring meme or just pretending for anti-humor purposes?
I thought he was referencing the "OR" topic
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
, they call 3000K a bright white? I am used to that meaning ~4000K–4500K. And ² they don't have any values between 3000K and 5000K? And ³ is daylight 5000K? It should be at least 5500K (actual daylight is almost 5800K).
… yeah, every shop matches the names and the colour temperatures differently, so it's a pretty big mess.
And, of course, the higher K values are colder than the lower ones.
It's just an artifact of the fact that we associate greenish and blueish hues with cold because, despite corresponding to higher black body temperatures, our experience with them is predominantly from non-black-body-based chemical processes that don't release much energy.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
our experience with them is predominantly from non-black-body-based chemical processes that don't release much energy.
That's what she said.
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