The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
vomits
upper anusI'm not sure I want to know how these are related.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
vomits
upper anusI'm not sure I want to know how these are related.
Filed under: How many holes does a human have?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra as someone who suffers from random vomits at the worst possible times, I can tell you upper anus is terrible at withstanding pressure.
As a person who sympathetically vomits, I am very glad that I do not sympathetically shit.
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
sympathetically
I wonder if there are people who sympathetically fuck.
Wait, no, I'm sure of it...
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
vomits
upper anusI'm not sure I want to know
If you do want to know, feel free to open this.
Early animals only had one hole, which they used for both, er, input and output, and some species of protostomes ("single mouth") survive to this day. We, the humans, belong to the other group[citation needed], deuterostomia ("second mouth"). If you hook at how embryos of humans and other deuterostomes develop, the first "mouth" to appear actually becomes the anus, and then the second mouth forms and later functions as the actual mouth.
A good explanation is here, with a more detailed discussion here if you've got a university subscription or can use Sci-Hub/Library Genesis.
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@aitap said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
protostomes ("single mouth")
Not exactly. Protostomia and deuterostomia both have both, and differ in the order of formation.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
vomits
upper anusI'm not sure I want to know how these are related.
Filed under: How many holes does a human have?
Do you want the porn or the topology nerd answer?
Filed under: yes
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
My mother said she always had to pee the moment the plane she was in took off.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
My mother said she always had to pee the moment the plane she was in took off.
That's natural though, pelvic floors and whatnot.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could use some more public hair methinks.
Nobody is going to comment about "genitals" being misspelled in a religiously-significant way?
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@Tsaukpaetra Maybe they are practicing soaking and the gentiles are there to bounce on the bed for them?
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Maybe they are practicing soaking and the gentiles are there to bounce on the bed for them?
Yes, these are the images I need right before attempting to sleep....
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@Tsaukpaetra I am happy to be of service. bows gracefully
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
My mother said she always had to pee the moment the plane she was in took off.
Is it possible to have a gases in the bladder? It'd expand in low pressure.
...Or, more likely, gases in the intestines, which then press on the bladder.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I am happy to be of service. bows gracefully
Narrator: the perfect position for what happened next....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I am happy to be of service. bows gracefully
Narrator: the perfect position for what happened next....
Of course~
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
My mother said she always had to pee the moment the plane she was in took off.
Is it possible to have a gases in the bladder? It'd expand in low pressure.
You mean a blowjob does not … oh.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
My mother said she always had to pee the moment the plane she was in took off.
I don't know how often your mother flies in a plane, I suspect it is less frequent than my husband's pooping.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
My mother said she always had to pee the moment the plane she was in took off.
I don't know how often your mother flies in a plane, I suspect it is less frequent than my husband's pooping.
I wouldn't be so certain of that. If they're a commercial pilot on an island-hopper, there could easily be like 20 take-offs per week. And most people poop at a frequency of ~7/week.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
My mother said she always had to pee the moment the plane she was in took off.
I don't know how often your mother flies in a plane, I suspect it is less frequent than my husband's pooping.
I wouldn't be so certain of that. If they're a commercial pilot on an island-hopper, there could easily be like 20 take-offs per week. And most people poop at a frequency of ~7/week.
Since I started eating more fruit I'd clog a toliet if I only pooped 7 times a week.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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You had one job!
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You had one job!
Clearly not a native speaker. There's only one November on the English calendar. This one November contains multiple days. But of the month itself, there is only one.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You had one job!
Clearly not a native speaker. There's only one November on the English calendar. This one November contains multiple days. But of the month itself, there is only one.
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Can’t take this seriously.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You had one job!
Say hello to your fresh new local store.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You had one job!
Clearly not an
nativeAmerican speaker. There's only one November on the English calendar. This one November contains multiple days. But of the month itself, there is only one."3
thrd November" is a perfectly cromulent way to say "the 3rd day of November" in some English dialects. Just because we Americans prefer "November 3rd" doesn't mean it's the only, or even most common, way.
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@HardwareGeek
I reckon
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@loopback0 : Killing jokes with s since ... um, before became a meme here, at least.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You had one job!
Clearly not an
nativeAmerican speaker. There's only one November on the English calendar. This one November contains multiple days. But of the month itself, there is only one."3
thrd November" is a perfectly cromulent way to say "the 3rd day of November" in some English dialects. Just because we Americans prefer "November 3rd" doesn't mean it's the only, or even most common, way.Isn't that usually just "3 November"?
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though my husband will tell you that I have to pee the moment he sits down on toilet.
My mother said she always had to pee the moment the plane she was in took off.
I don't know how often your mother flies in a plane, I suspect it is less frequent than my husband's pooping.
I wouldn't be so certain of that. If they're a commercial pilot on an island-hopper, there could easily be like 20 take-offs per week. And most people poop at a frequency of ~7/week.
He could be in there 2-3 a day.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I picked up an LED headlamp so I could cross major streets more safely at night. People told me I looked like a Minion.