The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@El_Heffe
I think this should go in the "No you eat it!" thread ...
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there a sexual pun in there? Do I need to know Jane to understand the joke?
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@boomzilla ZOT
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there a sexual pun in there? Do I need to know Jane to understand the joke?
After an extensive review of her filmography and discography, I came to a conclusion on this. Despite her appearing in a TV show named Loose Women, the joke has to do with only the name of the show. Cruising with Jane McDonald was both a TV show and an album. And there was no official release of a Down Under version, as far as I could see. Plus she was from the UK.
So I deduce that the joke is in "cruising down under", as in sinking with the ship.
Unless she's recently died, in which case the "cruising ... under" might be morbid humor. But I didn't notice any indication of her having died yet.
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@acrow Cruising with Jane McDonald: Down Under was a TV show here.
I assumed the joke here was the alternative meaning of down under.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow Cruising with Jane McDonald: Down Under was a TV show here.
I assumed the joke here was the alternative meaning of down under.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary
"She asked me to kiss her where it smells bad. So I drove her to New Jersey."
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there a sexual pun in there? Do I need to know Jane to understand the joke?
After an extensive review of her filmography and discography, I came to a conclusion on this. Despite her appearing in a TV show named Loose Women, the joke has to do with only the name of the show. Cruising with Jane McDonald was both a TV show and an album. And there was no official release of a Down Under version, as far as I could see. Plus she was from the UK.
So I deduce that the joke is in "cruising down under", as in sinking with the ship.
Unless she's recently died, in which case the "cruising ... under" might be morbid humor. But I didn't notice any indication of her having died yet.
WHOA. Slow down there. You're over-thinking things.
I just thought the combination of the title plus camera angle of the picture was slightly humorous.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
WHOA. Slow down there. You're over-thinking things.
Welcome... to The Daily WTF!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Color, OK
Sugar content, OK
Length, OK
Weight, OK
Curvature seems off.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Curvature seems off.
It's Michigan, not the EU. Curvature is fine.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there a sexual pun in there? Do I need to know Jane to understand the joke?
After an extensive review of her filmography and discography, I came
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@boomzilla Wait, so all I need to do to get sex is go to prison?
*takes notes*
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra this may be a softer option
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra this may be a softer option
If you have your heart set on prison, by all means, prison.
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@Tsaukpaetra I have bad news for you considering this prison thing.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Wait, so all I need to do to get sex is go to prison?
*takes notes*
I mean, if you want the experience of prison sex, we could roleplay to save you from a few months being locked up and a criminal record. I'm sure @error has some handcuffs and other appropriate implements to lend.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Son, if you study real hard and bring back good grades, Daddy will buy himself a tub of beer.
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https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1424774362159194112
Ugh. Stupid embed. This is how you get people screenshotting tweets.
Here:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's this old (pretty bad) joke this reminds me of.
Two plumbers, master and apprentice, arrive at client's house. He says that something's wrong with the septic tank.
They go to the yard, locate the tank and take off the hatch.
: All right, let's see what's the problem.
He jumps in and dives. After 30 seconds he emerges.
: That's an easy fix. Hand me the monkey wrench.
He dives again, emerges after another 30 seconds and gets out of the tank, covered in shit.
: And done! See, that's experience at work. You must learn hard, boy, or all you will be doing in this job is passing tools.
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This my cause a for our metrically-challenged residents:
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This my cause a for our metrically-challenged residents:
IDGI, doesn't even make sense. Delta-driven loss rate and usual elevation conspire against this precise a result.
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@Rhywden The bad joke thread is .
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden The bad joke thread is .
I know you know where this is.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Arguably, this is however the culmination of the Sex Pistols.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Arguably, this is however the culmination of the Sex
PistolsPretzels.FTFY
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Dude, don't you get it? They're punk crocks... like punk rocks... get it?
Also, the bad jokes topic is
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