The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb
You didn't even have to polish it?Have to? No. Have to? Yes.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb
You didn't even have to polish it?@Bulb forgot to Czech his mirrors. Thankfully the paint Finnish was not damaged much.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb
You didn't even have to polish it?@Bulb forgot to Czech his mirrors. Thankfully the paint Finnish was not damaged much.
Here's the pukebucket, that can't have been easy on you.
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Wife standing topless in front of mirror: "I wish my breasts were bigger"
Husband: "Just wipe toilet paper between them."
Wife: "Really, that will make them bigger?"
Husband: "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
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"I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched that way."
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What about about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
Pretty nuts
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@El_Heffe a play in two acts.
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643871644062056458/866242601124364308/7dvkw3dn4mb71.jpg
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643871644062056458/866242601124364308/7dvkw3dn4mb71.jpg
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What the fuck kind of question is that?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643871644062056458/866242601124364308/7dvkw3dn4mb71.jpg
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What the fuck kind of question is that?
Either a unit error (
s/C/F/g
), or a dumb mathematical problem (e.g. "here is a graph of Y vs. X, extrapolate to X=x") wrapped into a pretend-layer of not-maths in a piss-poor attempt at "look, children, maths is actually useful in life" (e.g. "X=temp, Y=heart rate").Or photoshop. The image quality is sufficiently low for anything to have happened to that image, twice, before getting to us.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The first fax machine, "the printing telegraph," was invented in 1843.
Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865.
The samurai were abolished as a caste in Japan in 1867.
So, there was a time when a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln.
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@boomzilla Angry grammar murders angry samurai for comma abuse.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Angry grammar murders angry samurai for comma abuse.
Denotes a narrative pause. Prosidy ain't algebra.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Angry grammar murders angry samurai for comma abuse.
Denotes a narrative pause. Prosidy ain't algebra.
A Prosit! to porosity.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Angry grammar murders angry samurai for comma abuse.
Denotes a narrative pause. Prosidy ain't algebra.
A Prosit! to porosity.
Indeed. Without this we are largely inert.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a solved problem.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Angry grammar murders angry samurai for comma abuse.
Denotes a narrative pause. Prosidy ain't algebra.
A Prosit! to porosity.
Stop casting it!
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@loopback0 my local area, making me proud yet again
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@DoctorJones Do you live in the same c unty?
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@loopback0 IDGI
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 IDGI
"Hull" is the name of a town or city in England.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear what a dumb name for a town.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 IDGI
"Hull" is the name of a town or city in England.
Judging from some of the posts by @dkf, the word you are looking for is "blight".
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@HardwareGeek "Hull" is the name of a town or city in Blight?
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@Gąska
If the banana is for size it's even smaller then expected
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska
If the banana is for size it's even smaller then expectedI do not accept this incorrectly curved item as a banana.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Hull" is the name of a town or city in England.
Also a city in Quebec
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Hull" is the name of a town or city in England.
Also a city in Quebec
Nope, that's a French name.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Hull" is the name of a town or city in England.
Also a city in Quebec
It's probably a city name in a hull lot of places.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Hull" is the name of a town or city in England.
Also a city in Quebec
It's probably a city name in a hull lot of places.
Oh my. Oh my oh my.. You've evidently gone and adapted a previous joke - and that joke was a family heirloom. Are humor stocks fallen so low in your parts?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/oou2d8/working_on_it_is_not_stressful_at_all/
While I look perhaps 10 years younger than my age. But it's not a psionic pyramid scheme. This is just one of them coincidences.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek "Hull" is the name of a town or city in Blighty?
FTFY
Learnt o spell.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
humor stocks
That's bone broth from upper arms, isn't it?
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
humor stocks
That's bone broth from upper arms, isn't it?
I'm not sure. Stocks are flowers.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
humor stocks
That's bone broth from upper arms, isn't it?
I'm not sure. Stocks are flowers.
Having to spend time in these seems like a terribly matthieval punishment, as bad as the Poking with the Soft Cushions.
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@LaoC I'm sure you have other bad puns in stock, but I take no stock in them.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Hull" is the name of a town or city in England.
Also a
citySector within City in Quebec