The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wozzat? The Guy Fieri Revue?
The Offspring. The guys who survived because their daddies love fat knockers.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Don’t know about you, but I myself certainly can’t help thinking “My goodness, look at the volume of those mammary glands! Why, just imagine the quantity and quality of altricial offspring this potential partner could effectively provide nutritious secretions for!”
You.... don't understand how evolution works do you?
No one is thinking anything.
At some point, enlarged breasts correlated to increased milk production.
Men that survived were the ones attracted to enlarged breasts.
In turn, women that were sought by the men were ones that had pre-pregnancy enlarged breasts.
Generations later, female breasts are simultaneously functioning as feeding offspring and sexual attraction.That's why we need them to hide them!!
Anyways, surely there never were any women who were sexually attracted to or chose their partner's fitness based on the looks of the male chest or body.
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Stop talking about fat... round, supple, milky, puffy, jiggly, pillowy, ahem!... knockers while I'm supposed to be catching up on work here. It's not helping at all. Aaargh...
Yeah, I'm not supposed to
bury my face betweenread WTDWTF either...
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wozzat? The Guy Fieri Revue?
But all the girls say, they're pretty fly
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
pretty fly
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Don’t know about you, but I myself certainly can’t help thinking “My goodness, look at the volume of those mammary glands! Why, just imagine the quantity and quality of altricial offspring this potential partner could effectively provide nutritious secretions for!”
You.... don't understand how evolution works do you?
No one is thinking anything.
At some point, enlarged breasts correlated to increased milk production.
Men that survived were the ones attracted to enlarged breasts.
In turn, women that were sought by the men were ones that had pre-pregnancy enlarged breasts.
Generations later, female breasts are simultaneously functioning as feeding offspring and sexual attraction.I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
Simultaneously?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
Simultaneously?
Does Cisco make nipple switches?
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Don’t know about you, but I myself certainly can’t help thinking “My goodness, look at the volume of those mammary glands! Why, just imagine the quantity and quality of altricial offspring this potential partner could effectively provide nutritious secretions for!”
You.... don't understand how evolution works do you?
No one is thinking anything.
At some point, enlarged breasts correlated to increased milk production.
Men that survived were the ones attracted to enlarged breasts.
In turn, women that were sought by the men were ones that had pre-pregnancy enlarged breasts.
Generations later, female breasts are simultaneously functioning as feeding offspring and sexual attraction.I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
Don't feel weird, it's not that uncommon a mutation.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
Simultaneously?
Does Cisco make nipple switches?
I think id Cisco put more nubbins on their switches people would fondle them more gently...
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Don’t know about you, but I myself certainly can’t help thinking “My goodness, look at the volume of those mammary glands! Why, just imagine the quantity and quality of altricial offspring this potential partner could effectively provide nutritious secretions for!”
You.... don't understand how evolution works do you?
No one is thinking anything.
At some point, enlarged breasts correlated to increased milk production.
Men that survived were the ones attracted to enlarged breasts.
In turn, women that were sought by the men were ones that had pre-pregnancy enlarged breasts.
Generations later, female breasts are simultaneously functioning as feeding offspring and sexual attraction.This is a probable explanation. But there are places in the world where breasts are not the sexual signal. And there have been places and times in Europe where breasts were not as sexy as a bare ankle, so it's not quite the whole explanation.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But there are places in the world where breasts are not the sexual signal.
I don't think Brokeback Mountain is a real place.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But there are places in the world where breasts are not the sexual signal.
I don't think Brokeback Mountain is a real place.
Asses, lad. Gyrating callipygous asses. Can you deny it?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But there are places in the world where breasts are not the sexual signal.
I don't think Brokeback Mountain is a real place.
Asses, lad. Gyrating callipygous asses. Can you deny it?
There is a Swedish poem about cows asses. The writer of the poem says that the arse of cows are the sexiest thing in existence.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But there are places in the world where breasts are not the sexual signal.
I don't think Brokeback Mountain is a real place.
Asses, lad. Gyrating callipygous asses. Can you deny it?
There is a Swedish poem about cows asses. The writer of the poem says that the arse of cows are the sexiest thing in existence.
Everyone but Sweden knew first. Don't worry.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There is a Swedish poem about cows asses. The writer of the poem says that the arse of cows are the sexiest thing in existence.
Comedian Guy Marks had a bit about the sexy seductive long eyelashes of his late love Gertrude. "She was an ostrich."
Gotta say it: he's not wrong.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But there are places in the world where breasts are not the sexual signal.
I don't think Brokeback Mountain is a real place.
Asses, lad. Gyrating callipygous asses. Can you deny it?
I don't know what "callipygous" means, but I assume it has the same root word as calligraphy. And I think "ass calligraphy" is a pretty good description of your posts.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know what "callipygous" means, but I assume it has the same root word as calligraphy.
Partly. Κάλη (calli) means good:
calli - graphos: good writing
calli - pygos: good buttocks. (Somewhat more commonly, callipygian.)
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There is a Swedish poem about cows asses. The writer of the poem says that the arse of cows are the sexiest thing in existence.
Comedian Guy Marks had a bit about the sexy seductive long eyelashes of his late love Gertrude. "She was an ostrich."
Gotta say it: he's not wrong.
Check out camels, yo
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Don’t know about you, but I myself certainly can’t help thinking “My goodness, look at the volume of those mammary glands! Why, just imagine the quantity and quality of altricial offspring this potential partner could effectively provide nutritious secretions for!”
You.... don't understand how evolution works do you?
No one is thinking anything.
At some point, enlarged breasts correlated to increased milk production.
Men that survived were the ones attracted to enlarged breasts.
In turn, women that were sought by the men were ones that had pre-pregnancy enlarged breasts.
Generations later, female breasts are simultaneously functioning as feeding offspring and sexual attraction.This is a probable explanation. But there are places in the world where breasts are not the sexual signal. And there have been places and times in Europe where breasts were not as sexy as a bare ankle, so it's not quite the whole explanation.
There are places where there is less focus.
And a lot of that probably has to do with modern technology and other techniques that allow kids to survive a mother that can't lactate.
"as sexy" is irrelevant. The point is that they ARE a sexual signal AT ALL.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How To Cook For Forty Humans – 01:48
— lmmaHomerSimpsonTotally not referencing "To Serve Man" Twilight Zone.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How To Cook For Forty Humans – 01:48
— lmmaHomerSimpsonTotally not referencing "To Serve Man" Twilight Zone.
No, and not so obviously that it would be clinically diagnostic to not notice either.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But there are places in the world where breasts are not the sexual signal.
I don't think Brokeback Mountain is a real place.
Asses, lad. Gyrating callipygous asses. Can you deny it?
I don't know what "callipygous" means, but I assume it has the same root word as calligraphy. And I think "ass calligraphy" is a pretty good description of your posts.
Thanks! They descend from the name Calliope, iirc.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Don’t know about you, but I myself certainly can’t help thinking “My goodness, look at the volume of those mammary glands! Why, just imagine the quantity and quality of altricial offspring this potential partner could effectively provide nutritious secretions for!”
You.... don't understand how evolution works do you?
No one is thinking anything.
At some point, enlarged breasts correlated to increased milk production.
Men that survived were the ones attracted to enlarged breasts.
In turn, women that were sought by the men were ones that had pre-pregnancy enlarged breasts.
Generations later, female breasts are simultaneously functioning as feeding offspring and sexual attraction....
There are places where there is less focus.
And a lot of that probably has to do with modern technology and other techniques that allow kids to survive a mother that can't lactate.
...
Like Nestlé propagandizes heavily regarding...
Oh, Sir MixALot, what loathsome pact have you made? Was it worth it?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Comedian Guy Marks
I read that as "Comedian Guy named Marks".
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Stop talking about fat... round, supple, milky, puffy, jiggly, pillowy, ahem!... knockers while I'm supposed to be catching up on work here. It's not helping at all. Aaargh...
Yeah, I'm not supposed to
bury my face betweenread WTDWTF either...You forgot tremulous, quivering, heaving, and the ever popular, if a bit niche, wobbling.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Comedian Guy Marks
I read that as "Comedian Guy named Marks".
Comedian Guy named Marx:
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Comedian Guy Marks
I read that as "Comedian Guy named Marks".
Comedian Guy named Marx:
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The writer of the poem says that the arse of cows are the sexiest thing in existence.
He simply ate too much ass...
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Stop talking about fat... round, supple, milky, puffy, jiggly, pillowy, ahem!... knockers while I'm supposed to be catching up on work here. It's not helping at all. Aaargh...
Yeah, I'm not supposed to
bury my face betweenread WTDWTF either...You forgot tremulous, quivering, heaving, and the ever popular, if a bit niche, wobbling.
Filed under: Double-jointed pussy
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You forgot tremulous, quivering, heaving, and the ever popular, if a bit niche, wobbling.
Fuck yeah!
На досках мы в гробу полежим.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
Simultaneously?
Does Cisco make nipple switches?
I think id Cisco put more nubbins on their switches people would fondle them more gently...
Um. That's Lenovo.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
Simultaneously?
Does Cisco make nipple switches?
I think id Cisco put more nubbins on their switches people would fondle them more gently...
Um. That's Lenovo.
Can you imagine the bastard children?
Cisco doesn't make the appropriate nubbins so crossbreeding is mandatory.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Comedian Guy Marks
I read that as "Comedian Guy named Marks".
Comedian Guy named Marx:
Guy was not his name. Yeesh.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Comedian Guy Marks
I read that as "Comedian Guy named Marks".
Comedian Guy named Marx:
Guy was not his name. Yeesh.
But he did name Marx.
Pointed him right out of a crowd.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Comedian Guy Marks
I read that as "Comedian Guy named Marks".
I'd say you're in for a treat:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
Simultaneously?
Does Cisco make nipple switches?
I think id Cisco put more nubbins on their switches people would fondle them more gently...
Um. That's Lenovo.
Can you imagine the bastard children?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I could have probably fed 3 babies. Just sayin'.
Simultaneously?
Does Cisco make nipple switches?
I think id Cisco put more nubbins on their switches people would fondle them more gently...
Um. That's Lenovo.
Can you imagine the bastard children?
I don't get it, how is that one town Poland?
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"as sexy" is irrelevant. The point is that they ARE a sexual signal AT ALL.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The writer of the poem says that the arse of cows are the sexiest thing in existence.
He simply ate too much ass...
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At first I didn't get it, but then it sinked in.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
sinked
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
sinked
So is it
sanked
orsunked
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
sinked
I hesitated, but for some reason "sunk" didn't sound quite right.
I like the parallel with "synced".