The Official Status Thread
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@ChaosTheEternal "How dare he use the bandwidth he's paying for? Throttle that guy!"
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Throttle that guy!
That's a bit of an overreaction. Why not just throttle his bandwidth?
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Throttle that guy!
That's a bit of an overreaction. Why not just throttle his bandwidth?
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Throttle that guy!
That's a bit of an overreaction. Why not just throttle his bandwidth?
Bandwidth doesn't get off on that.
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Status: unknown. Brother died last night due to an overdose. Slept like garbage, as usual. Brain is full of static.
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@e4tmyl33t said in The Official Status Thread:
Brain is full of static.
Umm, yes. Understandable that. Many commiserations.
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@e4tmyl33t said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: unknown. Brother died last night due to an overdose. Slept like garbage, as usual. Brain is full of static.
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Status: Just finished assembling kitty tree. Man, that shit complicated. Now I gotta figure out where to put it.
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I just heard Rubber Ross say "That's why it's called a Nintendo Switch, ladies and gentlemen: because it can be a dom and a sub."
My perception of Ross just flipped on its head.
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
jigsaw required
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status: fingernails are currently very brittle for some reason...
Edit: wait, so are my toenails. WTF is going on?!
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I'd be a lot more motivated to work on the Minecraft mod if we had more than 1 regular player.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd be a lot more motivated to work on the Minecraft mod if we had more than 1 regular player.
s/Minecraft mod/Hypatia update/
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd be a lot more motivated to work on the Minecraft mod if we had more than 1 regular player.
s/Minecraft mod/Hypatia update/
no u
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd be a lot more motivated to work on the Minecraft mod if we had more than 1 regular player.
s/Minecraft mod/Hypatia update/
Wait, Hypatia has a player?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
status: fingernails are currently very brittle for some reason...
Edit: wait, so are my toenails. WTF is going on?!
If it were only your fingernails, I'd suspect some cleaning solvent.
On the toes as well, I'm thinking something your body want is missing in your current diet.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd be a lot more motivated to work on the Minecraft mod if we had more than 1 regular player.
s/Minecraft mod/Hypatia update/
Wait, Hypatia has a player?
Crow is one of the most consistent users online, though never when I'm awake.
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@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
status: fingernails are currently very brittle for some reason...
Edit: wait, so are my toenails. WTF is going on?!
If it were only your fingernails, I'd suspect some cleaning solvent.
On the toes as well, I'm thinking something your body want is missing in your current diet.Google suggested this article
Which makes me sad because I regularly eat Turkey, beans, and fish oil, but I don't want to drink beer and am investigating increased lactose intolerance so drinking milk is temporarily (at least I hope so) out of the question...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
status: fingernails are currently very brittle for some reason...
Edit: wait, so are my toenails. WTF is going on?!
If it were only your fingernails, I'd suspect some cleaning solvent.
On the toes as well, I'm thinking something your body want is missing in your current diet.Google suggested this article
Which makes me sad because I regularly eat Turkey, beans, and fish oil, but I don't want to drink beer and am investigating increased lactose intolerance so drinking milk is temporarily (at least I hope so) out of the question...
My brain seems to have shut down for the weekend, I can't remember the names of anything.
Like, I removed one of the shittiest games (one of those woke titles from gamergate times) from my steam account a minute ago, and I have completely forgottened it's name.Otherwise I could probably tell you what kind of supplements you could eat. I know my nails went to shit while I was hospitalized for a few months due to not getting a mineral because hospital food sucks donkey balls. My ex was also a nutritionist and kept telling me I should eat this or that. But I have a gloriously bad memory so I don't remember any of what she told me.
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@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
But I have a gloriously bad memory so I don't remember any of what she told me.
Eh. It's not critically important to me at the moment. Just noticed when I was trimming that my nails were a little too eager to keep splitting along the pressure line.
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Status: Since the bills aren't being paid I'm trying to move some of my accounts associated with work-email-that-doesnt-work@mycompany.com to my personal account.
Trying it with Epic Games.
Apparently I need to verify my account. With the old email address.
GG, rip account....
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Status: Annoyed at how some recent things have shipped and lack of good tracking information.
Item #1, shipped from Japan, via TransRush. Had to fight with the seller to get tracking information, which shows it arrived in Los Angeles and apparently cleared customs. Now, tracking switches over to DHL eCommerce and will end with USPS, but DHL tracking says the package is en route to their distribution center, and ships from Jamaica NY to me... so it apparently arrived in California, has to be shipped across country to New York to finally be shipped back to the Midwest to be delivered.
Oh, and it went "en route" two days ago, so I'm probably not going to see it until late next week at the earliest. And that's not even going into the rabbit hole that is that there are two packages that are like that (both arrived and cleared customs at the same time, even though they "shipped" supposedly a week and a half apart), but the second apparently doesn't exist in DHL's database.
Item #2 is local, from a Best Buy, and supposedly shipped yesterday via UPS. I say supposedly because, despite the status on the site saying is has shipped, when I try to view tracking information, I don't get a number and a status of something like "waiting to pick up item" but just "We’re waiting for UPS to provide your tracking information, but it should be available soon."
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Status: It's crazy how many characters appear in some of these episodes. The episode I'm on is "Whiz Kid." Some girl named Buddy (WTF?) invents a device that makes robot bodies go haywire. When she uses it on the Guardians, military police show up, interrogate her, and eventually let her go, concluding it was an "accident." Having learned absolutely nothing from that experience, she immediately turns it on the Renegades, prompting CyKill to show up, steal it, and lock her ass up. She really is a complete dope the entire episode.
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@ChaosTheEternal said in The Official Status Thread:
"We’re waiting for UPS to provide your tracking information, but it should be available soon."
This will happen just after it appears on your doorstep.
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@ChaosTheEternal: shipping is . Always.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
shipping
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@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
shipping
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WTF BIRDS WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHIRPING AT 3:30AM!!!!!
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That's what you get for using cheap birds with no built-in real-time clock
Filed under: we don't have a tropical bird emoji
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@Zerosquare I was trying to find an icon of Toucan Sam and I was reminded how functionally useless Google's icon search is. When will I ever learn that if I want something, the only option is to make it myself?
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
That's what you get for using cheap birds with no built-in real-time clock
Filed under: we don't have a tropical bird emoji
🦜 You need to spend $1 to unlock the Time Synchronization feature!
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
When will I ever learn that if I want something, the only option is to make it myself?
Until you want a BJ
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
When will I ever learn that if I want something, the only option is to make it myself?
Until you want a BJ
You would if you could.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
When will I ever learn that if I want something, the only option is to make it myself?
Until you want a BJ
You would if you could.
Autofellatio is... Wait, wrong thread.
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Status: (Half-)listening to an opera. About Steve Jobs. The (R)evolution of Steve Jobs, by Mason Bates, premiered in 2017 and recorded last year (2 March 2019) by Seattle Opera.
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I was told today that my facial hair makes me look like a porn star, which I am absolutely taking as a compliment.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
(Half-)listening to an opera.
That's half too much
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Status: has a working draft of my markov place-name generator. Likely this should go in WTF Bites, because...
Here are a few of the suggestions using the "English" place name input corpus (place names from dominantly English-speaking countries):
'Geiest C O',
'K',
'Xwrsn',
'Fifiwkrnep',
'Kstyfchpus',
'Wol',
'Fryshl',
'Wnsowhorhi',
'C',
'Reelklumtm'Using the "Romance" corpus:
'S',
'Na',
'Clvotu Det',
'Znwe E',
'Ynor Illva',
'Werccine O',
'Orlniteca',
'Ero Parasb',
'Z',
'Sua'
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
(Half-)listening to an opera.
That's half too much
So... 25%?
Filed under: 97.5% of adults cannot solve this simple 4th grade math problem
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@Benjamin-Hall Turns out I had an error in my matrix generation routine. I thought I was doing 3rd order, but wasn't really. My probabilities were screwy. Making it a real first-order markov chain (as a test) produces more plausible results (this one for the Romance data):
Qunaieacha', 'S Llarill ', 'X Ilaneduz', 'Louehyo', 'Valo O Ba ', 'Pocoy', 'Krinderumi', 'Vanotrr', 'Aral Vente', 'Mpalo Male
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I think it must be around the one year anniversary of when my smoke alarms started chirping.
How low can the batteries be if they can still chirp?
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BSOD, forced Windows update, now docker is broken, which is a dependency of the bot.
@error_bot status: down
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@Tsaukpaetra reminds the @error he has a 99.992% uptime server doing not-very-much...
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@error reminds the @Tsaukpaetra that he does not how to access said server.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@error reminds the @Tsaukpaetra that he does not how to access said server.
Easier done than said, flavor of VM to make and a pubkey and a small slice of kingdom is waiting to be released.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
@Benjamin-Hall Turns out I had an error in my matrix generation routine. I thought I was doing 3rd order, but wasn't really. My probabilities were screwy. Making it a real first-order markov chain (as a test) produces more plausible results (this one for the Romance data):
Qunaieacha', 'S Llarill ', 'X Ilaneduz', 'Louehyo', 'Valo O Ba ', 'Pocoy', 'Krinderumi', 'Vanotrr', 'Aral Vente', 'Mpalo Male
Parts of that are convincing, 'Aral Vente' might well be a place. Seems to be an over-abundance of single-letter words though.
No idea how bad it scales up to higher orders than 3rd (and if that would be a good idea), but would it be possible to build chains out of syllables instead of letters?
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
@Benjamin-Hall Turns out I had an error in my matrix generation routine. I thought I was doing 3rd order, but wasn't really. My probabilities were screwy. Making it a real first-order markov chain (as a test) produces more plausible results (this one for the Romance data):
Qunaieacha', 'S Llarill ', 'X Ilaneduz', 'Louehyo', 'Valo O Ba ', 'Pocoy', 'Krinderumi', 'Vanotrr', 'Aral Vente', 'Mpalo Male
This thing reminds me of
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Status: Moving for the 4th time since November. And I'll be moving at least twice more before the end of the year. Sigh.