In other news today...
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@TimeBandit
Powerpoint Online Bitch!
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Oh Noes!
Someone’s forgot to either “do the needful” or “revert back” to the proper party:
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@topspin said in In other news today...:
@mott555 Nonsense, that’s what Excel is for.
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The right to privacy, what's that?
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@lolwhat I've seen it argued that if we're going to have mass surveillance, we should also have mass access to it, so that anyone can be watched, not just ordinary people. It'd cause a substantial societal shake-up, but might avoid the worst of panoptic dystopias…
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@dkf said in In other news today...:
so that anyone can be watched, not just ordinary people
Which is why it won't happen without a general strike.
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@lolwhat said in In other news today...:
@dkf said in In other news today...:
so that anyone can be watched, not just ordinary people
Which is why it won't happen without a general strike.
London already has mass surveillance. Nobody really objected to it because unsolved knife crime is still at an all time high.
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@DogsB The ghost of Benjamin Franklin would like to have a word with you...
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@lolwhat said in In other news today...:
@DogsB The ghost of Benjamin Franklin would like to have a word with you...
I don't see why. As I implied it's done nothing to stop knife crime. We're quite safe from it.
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@TimeBandit A wise man once said: benchmarks are the worst way of measuring performance, except for all others.
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In other news today: latest pokemon to be created by not-Nintendo will literally let you ingest its body if it likes you.
Nothing weird there.
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@izzion From the article:
Surprisingly, Ikea hide-and-seek games are actually more common than you may think—at least in Europe. The trend began in Belgium in 2014
Why am I not surprised?
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People might exclaim "she looks like she could be my grandmother" and be right when they hear this story, because that age is astonishing:
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Trash rats are turning into real vagrants:
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"We hope we can invite Peter back for another drink soon. The next one is definitely on the house!"
Sure, his tab should have enough on the credit side that he can spend the next year in the bar for free...
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@anonymous234 said in In other news today...:
In other news today: latest pokemon to be created by not-Nintendo will literally let you ingest its body if it likes you.
Nothing weird there.They jumped the shark long ago...
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@lolwhat said in In other news today...:
@DogsB The ghost of Benjamin Franklin would like to have a word with you...
One of my favorite quotes.
@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I don't see why. As I implied it's done nothing to stop knife crime. We're quite safe from it.
That just makes it worse.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@anonymous234 said in In other news today...:
In other news today: latest pokemon to be created by not-Nintendo will literally let you ingest its body if it likes you.
Nothing weird there.They jumped the shark long ago...
February 1996?
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@topspin said in In other news today...:
@lolwhat said in In other news today...:
@DogsB The ghost of Benjamin Franklin would like to have a word with you...
One of my favorite quotes.
@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I don't see why. As I implied it's done nothing to stop knife crime. We're quite safe from it.
That just makes it worse.
The British government and its institutions is made up of complete incompetents. There is nothing to worry about.
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
@topspin said in In other news today...:
@lolwhat said in In other news today...:
@DogsB The ghost of Benjamin Franklin would like to have a word with you...
One of my favorite quotes.
@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I don't see why. As I implied it's done nothing to stop knife crime. We're quite safe from it.
That just makes it worse.
The British government and its institutions is made up of complete incompetents. There is nothing to worry about.
It occurs to me that they might start selling the data to Facebook. I don't like them but the are exceptionally good at what they do. This bares more thought.
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I honestly thought I would see this in the UK first.
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I honestly thought I would see this in the UK first.
More likely to see the opposite here, a limitation to at most two human-operated checkouts per store…
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@MrL said in In other news today...:
"Size-14" meaning what? Is she fat or not?
IIRC UK 14 is a US size 10, so no.
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@loopback0
I'm into skinny women, so a bit too much for my taste, but not unhealthy-fat or doesn't-take-care-of-herself-fat.
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@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Bit too human.
I would. I wouldn't even make her catch the bus first.
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@loopback0 said in In other news today...:
@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Bit too human.
I would. I wouldn't even make her catch the bus first.
Me too. But I don't drive so she would still have to catch the bus.
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@loopback0 said in In other news today...:
@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Bit too human.
I would. I wouldn't even make her catch the bus first.
I would, if you offered me a million bucks. But not for 10.
Filed under: so is this misandrist now or what?
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@Boner That’s a lot of money for 82 miles!
But she’s probably better off without him.
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@topspin said in In other news today...:
@Boner That’s a lot of money for 82 miles!
Yeah! How was she traveling? The gas for that would probably cost me somewhere in the neighborhood of $12 for the round trip.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in In other news today...:
@topspin said in In other news today...:
@Boner That’s a lot of money for 82 miles!
Yeah! How was she traveling? The gas for that would probably cost me somewhere in the neighborhood of $12 for the round trip.
FTFA
In total, Jade spent £30 on taxis, £12 on a missed coach, £46 on the train and another £5 on wine to drown her sorrows.
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@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
@loopback0 said in In other news today...:
IIRC UK 14 is a US size 10, so no.
Sure. But we'd need to start by un-crossing those legs...
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@loopback0 said in In other news today...:
@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Bit too human.
I would. I wouldn't even make her catch the bus first.
Surprisingly easy; they usually come to you.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
Surprisingly easy; they usually come to you.
And then you come on them
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@pie_flavor said in Facebook Dating:
Facebook Dating is two words that belong in the same sentence about as much as KFC Gaming.
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@TimeBandit Buses? Not usually, no
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@hungrier said in In other news today...:
Buses?
He doesn't come for ages and then suddenly he comes on several at once?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@anonymous234 said in In other news today...:
In other news today: latest pokemon to be created by not-Nintendo will literally let you ingest its body if it likes you.
Nothing weird there.They jumped the shark long ago...
Humped the shark?
In that case, yes, Kirby humped the shark.
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I need to sleep. That was bad, even for me.
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@pie_flavor said in In other news today...:
@pie_flavor said in Facebook Dating:
Facebook Dating is two words that belong in the same sentence about as much as KFC Gaming.
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@pie_flavor said in In other news today...:
@pie_flavor said in In other news today...:
@pie_flavor said in Facebook Dating:
Facebook Dating is two words that belong in the same sentence about as much as KFC Gaming.
also apparently poorly feeding their colonel mascott...... NO HEALTHY HUMAN HAS SHOULDERS THAT WIDE AND A WAIST THAT NARROW!
/me flails in unessessary yet cathartic outrage
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@Vixen said in In other news today...:
/me flails in unessessary yet cathartic outrage
You remind me of a vixen I used to know.
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@Zecc said in In other news today...:
@Vixen said in In other news today...:
/me flails in unessessary yet cathartic outrage
You remind me of a vixen I used to know.
Would this be @Perverted_Vixen , or @Unperverted-Vixen , both of which have been mentioned before to me? I'm curious at the preponderance of vulpines you seem to have here... This doesnt' seem normal for the internet.
I mean do you have any idea how hard it is to get good internet service delivered to a fox den?
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@Vixen said in In other news today...:
I'm curious at the preponderance of vulpines you seem to have here... This doesnt' seem normal for the internet.
On the Internet, most females are big fat guys with a beard