`Jaffa Cake` challenge
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@PleegWat said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@PJH said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@darkmatter said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@PJH said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
If you're listening, it's a
urnal.I read anal.
That's sitting.
Allow me (NSFW....):
Isn't sitting rectal?
If anything it would be gluteal
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@hungrier Yes, that sounds more reasonable.
Sitting on your anus sounds like it belongs in the NSFW thread, and isn't advisable for prolonged durations.
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@boomzilla said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
How many Jaffa Cakes does it take to kill a mother of one?
:@levicki:
That's not funny!I see @boomzilla has
foundregistered his new nemesis.
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@PleegWat said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Sitting on your anus sounds like it belongs in the NSFW thread, and isn't advisable for prolonged durations.
Reminds me of a book I read. But the sat-on thing was sharp and pointy. IOW: Don't piss off the king.
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@dcon There sure are some interesting variants of Princess and the Pea.
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@pie_flavor said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@dcon There sure are some interesting variants of Princess and the Pea.
The Pea Challenge: How many mattresses do you need until the pea no longer keeps you awake?
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@PJH said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
I'd like to choke on her Jaffa Cakes if you know what I mean.
And now on to the new debate: is sexually harassing a dead woman worse than mocking her death?
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@anonymous234 said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
And now on to the new debate: is sexually harassing a dead woman worse than mocking her death?
Nah, it's just another flavor of necrophilia.
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@anonymous234 said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
And now on to the new debate: is sexually harassing a dead woman worse than mocking her death?
Depends: Did she post on Instagram when she was alive?
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
I guarantee you that your thoughts, just like hers (and everyone else's for that matter) would be "Oh fuck I am going to die, what a stupid way to go".
When problem emerges you panic instantly and don't think anything at all.
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Q: Did her 3 year old child learn in a cruel and unnecessary way that her mother was less than bright?
A: Yes.Q: Did she need to learn that in that way and at that age?
A: No.To be fair, it's better now than if it was like 7.
@Gąska said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
I'd feel stupid.
Before, during, or after feeling sick and helpless and starting to black out?
Dunno. It would probably be a continuous thought that would get stuck in my head throughout entire event.
I guarantee you that your thoughts, just like hers (and everyone else's for that matter) would be "Oh fuck I am going to die, what a stupid way to go".
Speaking from experience?
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My only thought on this whole issue (and other "challenges") is summed up in this (cruel, but true) poster:
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@Gąska said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
To be fair, it's better now than if it was like 7.
I guarantee you, it sucks at 7. My mom died of a brain tumor when I was 7. Took me a long time to deal with that.
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@Tsaukpaetra said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Let that be a lesson learned by proxy.
So, who exactly learned and what?
Q: Did we learn that you shouldn't stuff your mouth full of food until you can't breathe?
A: Nope, we already knew that.Speak for yourself!
Q: Did she learn that you shouldn't stuff your mouth full of food until you can't breathe?
A: Nope, she died and dead people cannot learn.But before she died she was dying and dying people can learn. Of course, this knowledge didn't help her. But she did acquire it.
Q: Did her (adoptive) parents learn she was childish at 24?
A: Nope, they already knew that, it's in the article.But they did learn that she was too dumb to live!
Q: Did her 3 year old child learn in a cruel and unnecessary way that her mother was less than bright?
A: Yes.Stop with the positives already!
Q: Did she need to learn that in that way and at that age?
A: No.Hey, hey, what do you mean by "need"? It's hard to actually argue that a person "needs" or "has to" anything.
And don't forget that "As soon as man comes to life he is at once old enough to die".
@Gąska said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
I'd feel stupid.
Before, during, or after feeling sick and helpless and starting to black out?
I guarantee you that your thoughts, just like hers (and everyone else's for that matter) would be "Oh fuck I am going to die, what a stupid way to go".
How do you know that? Did you already have a near-death experience due to stuffing to many Jaffa cakes in your mouth?
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@Benjamin-Hall said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
My only thought on this whole issue (and other "challenges") is summed up in this (cruel, but true) poster:
Yup, the Purpose of the Person's That Created This Meme Life Was to Warn Others Not to Capitalize Almost Every Fucking Word.
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@Gąska said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Speaking from experience?
Thankfully not that kind of experience. but I did broke my pelvis falling from a bike a year ago, and that gave me plenty of bed-ridden time to contemplate life. One of the thoughts bothering me the most was "How the hell did this happen to me?"
That is when I realized that some things are a matter of chance, not of being smart, prepared and careful. There are two kind of cyclists -- those who fell off the bike and those who will. It's a fucking statistics. I bet you could stuff your face with Jaffa 100 times and 100 times walk away unharmed. But do it 101 time and you die. Or if you are really unlucky like this poor woman, your 101st time will happen on your 1st try.
I like how you're working so hard on your Captain Obvious Persona and still failing.
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@kt_ said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
How do you know that? Did you already have a near-death experience due to stuffing to many Jaffa cakes in your mouth?
It wasn't Jaffa cakes.
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@kt_ said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
I like how you're working so hard on your Captain Obvious Persona and still failing.
Who cares what you like, boy?
My mommy does, grampa!
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@Mingan said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@kt_ said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
How do you know that? Did you already have a near-death experience due to stuffing to many Jaffa cakes in your mouth?
It wasn't Jaffa cakes.
Cocks, then? Maybe should've added a few hens to the mix, too?
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@kt_ said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Cocks, then? Maybe should've added a few hens to the mix, too?
So you are again talking about putting stuff in your butt?
Yup, have a whole farm up there. Thanks to that I don't get butt hurt when other people have harmless fun on the Internetzz.
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@kt_ said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Yup, have a whole farm up there. Thanks to that I don't get butt hurt when other people have harmless fun on the Internetzz.
A whole farm? So you are growing your own food there?
Sure. If you're a freegan, there's a lot of stuff that just falls down from there and lands on the floor, so it's up for grabs.
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Q: Did she learn that you shouldn't stuff your mouth full of food until you can't breathe?
A: Nope, she died and dead people cannot learn.Maybe she didn't learn, but I can guarantee you that she won't do it again
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@Mingan said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@kt_ said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
How do you know that? Did you already have a near-death experience due to stuffing to many Jaffa cakes in your mouth?
It wasn't Jaffa cakes.
That's what she said.
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
That is when I realized that some things are a matter of chance, not of being smart, prepared and careful. There are two kind of cyclists -- those who fell off the bike and those who will. It's a fucking statistics. I bet you could stuff your face with Jaffa 100 times and 100 times walk away unharmed. But do it 101 time and you die. Or if you are really unlucky like this poor woman, your 101st time will happen on your 1st try.
Ah, so you believe in destiny then, huh? Got it.
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@boomzilla said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
That's what she said.
All I heard was gurgling noises. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Hey anybody want to join me for the Joffrey Cake challenge? I'll put some hemlock in your cake, and we'll put it up on youtube afterwards.
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@Captain you go first so we know what we have to beat.
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@Gąska said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Dunno. It would probably be a continuous thought that would get stuck in my head throughout entire event.
Along with the jaffa cakes stuck in your head throughout the entire event.
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This years winner of the Darwin Award is... I mean, seriously, look at her pictures and she's all wide eyed and duck faced. In every one she looks doe-eyed and wide-open-mouth-drooling-vapid-as-hell. If you have a brain, you don't shove tons of cakes/biscuits/cookies (whatever they're called in your country) in your mouth without realizing you're going to choke on them. Let's hope, beyond hope, her only child inherited a higher IQ than she did.
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@Retrogurl you've just made a
powerfulpowerless enemy in @levicki.Don't worry though. We've got your back.
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@Retrogurl said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
This years winner of the Darwin Award is...
There are going to be plenty of winners of that award this year. There always are, every year.
(The Florida Man thread is )
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@Retrogurl said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
This years winner of the Darwin Award is... I mean, seriously, look at her pictures and she's all wide eyed and duck faced. In every one she looks doe-eyed and wide-open-mouth-drooling-vapid-as-hell. If you have a brain, you don't shove tons of cakes/biscuits/cookies (whatever they're called in your country) in your mouth without realizing you're going to choke on them. Let's hope, beyond hope, her only child inherited a higher IQ than she did.
But that she still likes stuffing things in her mouth. This is the most important lesson to learn from this story: you should be stuffing the correct things in your mouth.
It reminds me of this bit by Tim Minchin. His daughter was a few years old by then, old enough to run around and keep stuffing things in her mouth. He once caught her with a penny stuffed there. So he says: 'Honey, spit it out!... spit it out! Yeah. You can't stuff pennies in your mouth. Your mouth is for food... and a little later-- cock!'
But his wife was there and of course! of course she got outraged. 'Tim! You can't say that! She might like pussy...'
Thank you, thank you. The Department of Butchering Jokes would like to wish you a good day.
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@Retrogurl said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
This years winner of the Darwin Award is...
Sadly, she had a child. That disqualifies her.
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@Gąska said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Sadly, she had a child. That disqualifies her.
No. The rules explicitly state that the presence of offspring do not disqualify a potential recipient.
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@dkf that should be added to Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions. This myth is just as popular as the suicidal lemmings thing.
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@Retrogurl said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
This years winner of the Darwin Award is... I mean, seriously, look at her pictures and she's all wide eyed and duck faced. In every one she looks doe-eyed and wide-open-mouth-drooling-vapid-as-hell. If you have a brain, you don't shove tons of cakes/biscuits/cookies (whatever they're called in your country) in your mouth without realizing you're going to choke on them. Let's hope, beyond hope, her only child inherited a higher IQ than she did.
“He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”
There will be many since they've obviously not died.
Edit: Why are you replying to a dead user, anyways?
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@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Is it fun to lose a parent or a child
Like when they're really good at hide and seek?
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@Jaloopa said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Is it fun to lose a parent or a child
Like when they're really good at hide and seek?
Or "we only popped out for tapas".
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@PJH said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@Jaloopa said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Is it fun to lose a parent or a child
Like when they're really good at hide and seek?
Or "we only popped out for tapas".
I really do hate the phrasing of "losing" somebody, and always have. My dad died last year but he's not lost. I know exactly where he is since I lowered him into the ground myself
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@Jaloopa said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@PJH said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@Jaloopa said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@levicki said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
Is it fun to lose a parent or a child
Like when they're really good at hide and seek?
Or "we only popped out for tapas".
I really do hate the phrasing of "losing" somebody, and always have. My dad died last year but he's not lost. I know exactly where he is since I lowered him into the ground myself
Ah - but in the case I alluded to, they did actually lose them.
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@PJH unless they know exactly where she is as well
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@Jaloopa said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@PJH unless they know exactly where she is as well
Now, now. Such thoughts are to cast nasturtiums upon the money-spinner they have going on, and to potentially sully their names and thus invite a nastygram from their lawyers...
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@PJH said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
cast nasturtiums upon the money-spinner
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@HardwareGeek said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
@PJH said in `Jaffa Cake` challenge:
cast nasturtiums upon the money-spinner
Are you confused by the colloquialism, or the visits to the pope?
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@PJH The colloquialism; I'd not heard that before.
Filed under: I like nasturtiums. Nasturtiums are tasty.