The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I will never recover from this and I'm taking you all with me.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343179077747736587/541582601077391370/image0.jpg
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-229.8352 degrees, assuming the civilized default of Fahrenheit.
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@DogsB Glad AF I'm not at work. Would have never been able to explain this one.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB Glad AF I'm not at work. Would have never been able to explain this one.
This reminds me of the time I was talking to a co-worker of mine about glassing Australia in a public Skype. My technical lead was making a presentation to the CTO at the time and apparently it was popping up over the slides. There was a lot of hot takes.
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I'm not seeing this one on google but in safari I get it as the first suggestion when I use the url bar.
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Who are these idiots that smile at their food. You smile at babies so that they know you're not going to eat them. Eat your fucking food.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who are these idiots that smile at their food.
You never smile while sitting with people and talking over food?
No, TRWTF there is having red wine while you eat a sandwich with a fork.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who are these idiots that smile at their food.
You never smile while sitting with people and talking over food?
Not at my food. I smile and talk to people. Have I missed something obvious? Do people not look at each other? Just stare and smile at the food longingly instead of each other? What the fuck is wrong with society? This shit needs to be burned to the ground.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who are these idiots that smile at their food.
You never smile while sitting with people and talking over food?
No, TRWTF there is having red wine while you eat a sandwich with a fork.
Would it make a difference if it's actually Ripple?
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who are these idiots that smile at their food.
You never smile while sitting with people and talking over food?
Not at my food. I smile and talk to people. Have I missed something obvious? Do people not look at each other? Just stare and smile at the food longingly instead of each other? What the fuck is wrong with society? This shit needs to be burned to the ground.
You can't usually look at the person when you go to take a bite. Do you immediately stop smiling as soon as you break eye contact? Does anyone ever share a meal with you twice?
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who are these idiots that smile at their food.
Looks like people having the munchies and finally getting something to eat
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who are these idiots that smile at their food.
You never smile while sitting with people and talking over food?
Not at my food. I smile and talk to people. Have I missed something obvious? Do people not look at each other? Just stare and smile at the food longingly instead of each other? What the fuck is wrong with society? This shit needs to be burned to the ground.
You can't usually look at the person when you go to take a bite.
Captain fucking obvious here. Of course you have to look at your food to get a bite. It doesn't mean I fucking smile at it.
Do you immediately stop smiling as soon as you break eye contact?
Do you keep smiling when you position your knife and fork to pick up your food? No! Eating is serious business.
Does anyone ever share a meal with you twice?
Only if I insist they pay for it all. I quite like the bit of feminism where they insist on going dutch.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do people not look at each other? Just stare and smile at the food longingly instead of each other?
Do you just stare at people and eat without looking where you're sticking your fork at?
Edit: I guess not. Instead you put on your serious face, take a bite, then look away and smile again.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do people not look at each other? Just stare and smile at the food longingly instead of each other?
Do you just stare at people and eat without looking where you're sticking your fork at?
Edit: I guess not. Instead of put on your serious face, take a bite, then look away and smile again.
You know your mouth is open when you're smiling like that. Eat with your fucking mouth closed.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who are these idiots that smile at their food. You smile at babies so that they know you're not going to eat them. Eat your fucking food.
I don't let the cat anywhere near my food when I'm eating. The greedy bugger would have the lot, quick as knife. And I don't eat sammiches with a fork. Or cut them into triangles.
Wine is fine though. Wine isn't a problem at all.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Or cut them into triangles.
It's a Club Sandwich, you have to cut it in 4 triangles
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Eat with your fucking mouth closed.
/me jams sandwich hard into his pursed lips
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Eat with your fucking mouth closed.
/me jams sandwich hard into his pursed lips
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Eat with your fucking mouth closed.
/me jams sandwich hard into his pursed lips
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a Club Sandwich, you have to cut it in 4 triangles
I'll be a devil and say “nope, loser!”
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a Club Sandwich, you have to cut it in 4 triangles
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'll be a devil and say “nope, loser!”
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Source: @RantyAmyCurtis
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For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do...
I calle de waitress and I say I wanna fork on de table.
She say you better no fork on de table, you son of a bitch.
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Pease on you, I'm going back to Italia
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I use forks and spoons and knives on food where appropriate. Looking up those things, I suspect I would probably use my hands just like I would with a sandwich or a taco or a burrito.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
A fork or spoon, usually, interspersed with bites of the bread. But why is this funny?
@Applied-Mediocrity Good save.
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@boomzilla If it's actually like a sandwich/taco/burrito when it's served to me, then yeah. Otherwise, no.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I use forks and spoons and knives on food where appropriate. Looking up those things, I suspect I would probably use my hands just like I would with a sandwich or a taco or a burrito.
"Would"? You've never had Indian food? You have my condolences.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I use forks and spoons and knives on food where appropriate. Looking up those things, I suspect I would probably use my hands just like I would with a sandwich or a taco or a burrito.
"Would"? You've never had Indian food? You have my condolences.
Do you think I've never had a sandwich or a burrito, too?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I use forks and spoons and knives on food where appropriate. Looking up those things, I suspect I would probably use my hands just like I would with a sandwich or a taco or a burrito.
"Would"? You've never had Indian food? You have my condolences.
Do you think I've never had a sandwich or a burrito, too?
No, because that would contradict what you actually said.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I use forks and spoons and knives on food where appropriate. Looking up those things, I suspect I would probably use my hands just like I would with a sandwich or a taco or a burrito.
"Would"? You've never had Indian food? You have my condolences.
Do you think I've never had a sandwich or a burrito, too?
No, because that would contradict what you actually said.
Not any more than assuming I'd never had Indian food.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I use forks and spoons and knives on food where appropriate. Looking up those things, I suspect I would probably use my hands just like I would with a sandwich or a taco or a burrito.
"Would"? You've never had Indian food? You have my condolences.
Do you think I've never had a sandwich or a burrito, too?
No, because that would contradict what you actually said.
Not any more than assuming I'd never had Indian food.
Not true. You said that you had to look up Indian food, which you would not have to do if you had eaten it, and used as a point of comparison something you do eat.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What do you do when you have Indian food?
It depends. If there's something like a chapati available, that's great for eating with one's hands. If there isn't, a fork or spoon is frequently a useful tool. I prefer to not pick up things that stain a lot with bare hands.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I use forks and spoons and knives on food where appropriate. Looking up those things, I suspect I would probably use my hands just like I would with a sandwich or a taco or a burrito.
"Would"? You've never had Indian food? You have my condolences.
Do you think I've never had a sandwich or a burrito, too?
No, because that would contradict what you actually said.
Not any more than assuming I'd never had Indian food.
Not true. You said that you had to look up Indian food, which you would not have to do if you had eaten it, and used as a point of comparison something you do eat.
It's not like I speak Indian or anything and no one had posted pictures. There are names of pastas that I wouldn't recognize and would have to look up, too.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I guess I'm just tight I don't know how people afford spending so much on highstreet coffee, that would cut into my beer budget.
Speaking of which, I can't understand people who go to bars all the time. Where do they get the money?
If they're single women, it doesn't cost them anything. If they're single men, meh, don't need savings, retirement's too far away anyway.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I use forks and spoons and knives on food where appropriate. Looking up those things, I suspect I would probably use my hands just like I would with a sandwich or a taco or a burrito.
"Would"? You've never had Indian food? You have my condolences.
Do you think I've never had a sandwich or a burrito, too?
No, because that would contradict what you actually said.
Not any more than assuming I'd never had Indian food.
Not true. You said that you had to look up Indian food, which you would not have to do if you had eaten it, and used as a point of comparison something you do eat.
Sure. It's not like I'll always remember what it's called. I've eaten Indian food that I don't know what the name of it was. I've had these thin, crispy, tasty, cumin-flavored crackers, which I have no idea what they're called, and searching it on Google only suggests like five different things that they might've been.
I've had naan. Naan is a flatbread. Apparently roti is also a flatbread... damned if I know what the difference is. Maybe I was served roti once and thought it was naan.
I can't say I've ever had dosa. Google says it's more like a sourdough pancake. I don't think I have. I probably just never ordered it, but even if I had, I probably wouldn't have remembered the name.
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If there's something like a chapati available, that's great for eating with one's hands.
Oh hey, I know that word! It's yet another word that means a flatbread. For some reason I thought it was Mexican though. edit: or, like, other Indian... the American kind.
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've had naan. Naan is a flatbread. Apparently roti is also a flatbread... damned if I know what the difference is. Maybe I was served roti once and thought it was naan.
As I understand it, "roti" (related to the word "round") is a more general term than naan. Roti is most any kind of Indian or Sri Lankan round "bread" made from dough. What makes it even more confusing is that it doesn't always have to be round - there are these little bundles that have vegetables wrapped in them, but I guess the dough started off round, so they're also called rotis.
I can't say I've ever had dosa. Google says it's more like a sourdough pancake. I don't think I have. I probably just never ordered it, but even if I had, I probably wouldn't have remembered the name.
Dosa are generally large, sometimes a foot and a half in diameter. Either slightly crispy or just shy of being crispy.
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Indian food isn't funny. Unless you have the really hot stuff then I guess after a few hours you can post it in The Official Runny Stuff Thread™.
Filed under: Ring of fire
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all the folks who eat stuff with fork. What do you do when you have Indian food? Like a roti or a dosa or some kind of doughy goodness. Do you go all in with your hands?
I'm the opposite, I will use my fingers with food that you normally use a knife and fork. I am very awkward with a knife. I think it is mostly because I'm left handed (I blame a lot of things on that).
So don't take me to fancy place.
ETA: Though I did use a knife and fork in a pancake eating contest. I didn't want to get syrup on my fingers. And pancakes are pretty easy to cut.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I didn't want to get syrup on my fingers.
I would have lick them for you
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I didn't want to get syrup on my fingers.
I would have lick them for you
Kinky.
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