The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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@MZH Tell me about Chatbot Spotted
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@Jaloopa said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@MZH Tell me about Chatbot Spotted
Would you like a half pint of beer?
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Would you like a half pint of
root beer?
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@Luhmann said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Would you like a half pint of
root beer?@boomzilla is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
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@Onyx said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Luhmann said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Would you like a half pint of
root beer?@boomzilla is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
Can't you just offer him ginger ale?
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar well...that's certainly an interesting URL in the handle.
I was recently informed that it's in the HSTS preload list, which means every major browser vendor ships that domain name in their list of sites to always access over HTTPS.
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@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar well...that's certainly an interesting URL in the handle.
I was recently informed that it's in the HSTS preload list, which means every major browser vendor ships that domain name in their list of sites to always access over HTTPS.
I'm somewhat confused about how Mastodon works, but are there any other users on that instance?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@ben_lubar well...that's certainly an interesting URL in the handle.
I was recently informed that it's in the HSTS preload list, which means every major browser vendor ships that domain name in their list of sites to always access over HTTPS.
I'm somewhat confused about how Mastodon works, but are there any other users on that instance?
According to https://social.illegalpornography.com/about there are 4 users and it seems like 3 of them are markov bots.
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@boomzilla Is that from FB? (Linky?) My brother and sister-in-law would love that...
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@dcon yes, pretty sure I grabbed it there. I have no idea where from exactly any more, though. I recommend that you just copy and paste it like I did.
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I gave this post a like.
But for @boomzilla, nothing.
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
The subscript, however, is misleading. Acute angles are less than 90°.
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
The subscript, however, is misleading. Acute angles are less than 90°.
That's right.
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
The subscript, however, is misleading. Acute angles are less than 90°.
Guess that subscript should be
That's not acute joke
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
That would only help temporarily. I'd soon want to GTFO.
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@ben_lubar so, whether or not that leads to Never Gonna Give You Up, which I am not willing to take the content hash of 50 goddamn variants thereof at this time, you are a terrible person.
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@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
It appears I cannot help you with something.
Edit: After downloading the file, detecting the file format, decoding, and tossing in a spectrogram display....
I got this!
I don't comprehend what it's supposed to be.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I don't comprehend what it's supposed to be.
Me gneither.
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@Tsaukpaetra you'll need to remove half of the backslashes since you're in PowerShell.
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@ben_lubar said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra you'll need to remove half of the backslashes since you're in PowerShell.
Did not into the helping.
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@Tsaukpaetra Worked for me. Off center as hell, though.
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@pie_flavor apparently there's an arbitrary minimum version required.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I don't comprehend what it's supposed to be.
Test for color blindness?
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@Tsaukpaetra Someone posted this better version on Mastodon in reply to Ben's post:
I'm not sure it's supposed to be make sense.
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@pie_flavor In that case…
I'mnotsure it's not supposed to be make sense.
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@Tsaukpaetra thin, blurry, black text on dark red.
enhance
you take the blue USB, [*twitch* USB what?] the story ends. You wake up in your chair [or chain] a [sic] believe what you want to believe...
you take the red USB, you stay in Wonderland and I shaw you how deep the nabbit hole goesand, uh, they both look red to me.
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@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
they both look red to me.
That's (part of) the joke!
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@Tsaukpaetra "Rabbit hole" is a very good metaphor for trying to get anything working on a lunix system.
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@pie_flavor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra "Rabbit hole" is a very good metaphor for trying to get anything working on a lunix system.
Sounds like you get taken by these all the time.
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Courtesty devRant:
Why did the integer drown?
Because it wouldn't float.
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@Tsaukpaetra Or rather, its radix point wouldn't float.
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[ "Hip", "Hip" ]
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
4 years ago in the Bad Jokes thread...
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/15907/the-bad-jokes-topic/478
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
[ "Hip", "Hip" ]
Must be one of those "I don't say it the way you do" things. Care to explain, and thereby ruin it for everyone else?
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@kazitor said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
[ "Hip", "Hip" ]
Must be one of those "I don't say it the way you do" things. Care to explain, and thereby ruin it for everyone else?
Hip, hip, hooray (array)!