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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466096746343432193/519211576708956170/image0-2-1.jpg
Wasn't sure if I should put it in Nope or Off-Color Jokes.
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@pie_flavor eh, I dunno man, I'm not really feeling a nope here. Not a full yep or anything, but I mean, this is fine.
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@pie_flavor eh, I dunno man, I'm not really feeling a nope here. Not a full yep or anything, but I mean, this is fine.
I agree but my 11 year old son freaked out and said "Nope!" over and over when he happened by as I had this thread open.
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
@pie_flavor eh, I dunno man, I'm not really feeling a nope here. Not a full yep or anything, but I mean, this is fine.
I agree but my 11 year old son freaked out and said "Nope!" over and over when he happened by as I had this thread open.
E_NO_REPRO. 6-year old son laughed.
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@Gribnit Tweens are very sensitive snowflakes.
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That's some quality journalism right there!
A California man literally coughed up part of his lung
!=
he coughed up an intact cast of his right bronchial tree
Also, I'm not sure about this part:
he'd had a pacemaker implanted in case his heart became completely blocked.
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That's some quality journalism right there!
As it's the Mail it's 50/50 if the man actually existed...
Also, I'm not sure about this part:
he'd had a pacemaker implanted in case his heart became completely blocked.
Might be the Medical meaning of block, as in an electrical fault for the heart's natural signal, or just that it's the Mail again.
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@Cursorkeys said in Nope:
Might be the Medical meaning of block, as in an electrical fault for the heart's natural signal
That makes sense. I was thinking of an arterial blockage.
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@pie_flavor eh, I dunno man, I'm not really feeling a nope here. Not a full yep or anything, but I mean, this is fine.
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@pie_flavor "given antibiotics and tetanus" reads as "let's treat this guy because we're medics and that's what we do, but also kill him because he clearly is beyond help."
(yeah, I know, that's not what it really means)
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@pie_flavor Well, no surprises on the CT scan.
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@Polygeekery I fire-shaved my arms once. But it was totally by accident. Don't dump used motor oil into a fire. I learned that the fun way.
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@Polygeekery well, there you go:
https://iraqveteran8888.com/products/i-think-i-singed-my-beard-hairs-hoodie
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@Polygeekery I fire-shaved my arms once. But it was totally by accident. Don't dump used motor oil into a fire. I learned that the fun way.
I do that a bit every time I grill.
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@boomzilla I know that all men are pigs etc. but it's not really the kind of pig you're supposed to grill.
(inb4: <random other thread> is )
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@Polygeekery What hurts more? The fire or pulling the tape off?
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@boomzilla I know that all men are pigs etc. but it's not really the kind of pig you're supposed to grill.
(inb4: <random other thread> is )
The problem is that the speed of the needed detox conflicts with the need to have a high enough fat content.
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
@Polygeekery I fire-shaved my arms once. But it was totally by accident. Don't dump used motor oil into a fire. I learned that the fun way.
I do that a bit every time I grill.
Adds a nice engine flavor to the burgers.
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@anotherusername said in Nope:
@boomzilla said in Nope:
@Polygeekery I fire-shaved my arms once. But it was totally by accident. Don't dump used motor oil into a fire. I learned that the fun way.
I do that a bit every time I grill.
Adds a nice engine flavor to the burgers.
There's nothing like a bit of finely-ground cast iron with traces of molybdenum and heavy hydrocarbons to bring out the grassy flavors of a good free-range beef patty.
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@pie_flavor said in Nope:
This has really grown on me. Now I spend hours staring into the eyes, waiting for the mouth to speak again.
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Now I spend hours staring into the eyes, waiting for the mouth to speak again.
You need to stop taking drugs or get stronger ones
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Now I spend hours staring into the eyes, waiting for the mouth to speak again.
I'm waiting for it to shut up...
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@boomzilla I know that all men are pigs etc. but it's not really the kind of pig you're supposed to grill.
What? You've never heard of "long pork"?
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are made from hummus
it's made from a blend of fresh chickpeas, tahini,
ya don't say?
(WTF experience of the day: why, after pausing a video, does Twitter decide to resume playback just because I switched back to the tab? I paused for a reason!)
edit: guess this ought to be in reply to @Polygeekery
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Suck on brains
robot brains.
https://i.imgur.com/OEKjApU.gifv
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@Tsaukpaetra E_NOTAROBOT
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@Tsaukpaetra None.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I'm not even sure if it's a joke, but...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/375166159634563072/523821265392238616/vet.jpg
What are you doing to Mittens?! – 00:09
— 5nak
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Suck on brains
robot brains.
https://i.imgur.com/OEKjApU.gifvYou... you... cannibal!!!!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Suck on brains
That actually looks halfway appealing, with the exception of the black things on top (they look a bit too much like mouse poop, even though I know they're probably sesame seeds or something). I'd try a piece.
It's not a main, though. It's a side. Next to a nice baked chicken breast with some cheese, I think it'd be alright.
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@anotherusername said in Nope:
Next to a nice baked chicken breast with some cheese, I think it'd be alright.
You appear not to be the intended audience then...
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@PJH And that's okay. I'm judging it based on my standards for food, not theirs.
Vegetarian food that only vegetarians would find appealing doesn't fit the criteria for "food", in my opinion. They're welcome to keep it.
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@anotherusername said in Nope:
Vegetarian food that only vegetarians would find appealing doesn't fit the criteria for "food", in my opinion.
Well, quite. When it does appear on a normal meal, it's generally there for decoration...
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Someone's kind, I'm sure...
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@boomzilla That's it; I'm never eating celery again.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
@boomzilla That's it; I'm never eating celery again.
Sold on this more efficient method, huh?
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@Tsaukpaetra My thought exactly.