The Off By One Thread
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@Zecc On your knees with a scrubbing brush.
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@Zecc said in The Off By One Thread:
MOPS Banned?
How am I going to clean my kitchen floor now?
MPC Banned?
How am I supposed to get terrible internet now?
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@ben_lubar said in The Off By One Thread:
@Zecc said in The Off By One Thread:
MOPS Banned?
How am I going to clean my kitchen floor now?
MPC Banned?
How am I supposed to get terrible internet now?
Different things with the same acronym should be 100% interchangeable. Just use Media Player Classic for your ISP.
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@mott555 said in The Off By One Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Off By One Thread:
@Zecc said in The Off By One Thread:
MOPS Banned?
How am I going to clean my kitchen floor now?
MPC Banned?
How am I supposed to get terrible internet now?
Different things with the same acronym should be 100% interchangeable. Just use Media Player Classic for your ISP.
That's why you never put Dwarf Fortress in your PATH. Programs ask how much free disk space there is and get Dwarf Fortress instead.
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@ben_lubar just make it invoke /bin/df when passed -h and/or -s.
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@ben_lubar said in The Off By One Thread:
That's why you never put Dwarf Fortress
in your PATHon your computer
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Windows finally gets a real PITY
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@hungrier said in The Off By One Thread:
Windows finally gets a real PITY
It's the poor users who deserve pity.
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@hungrier said in The Off By One Thread:
Windows finally gets a real PITY
Windows finally gets a real PITA
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Advice on a UPS for homo use?
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Advice on a UPS for hole use?
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@Gribnit Ow! No!
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@Gribnit
Upgraded from powerbanks?
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@Luhmann Or working up to the Powerwall.
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@Gribnit said in The Off By One Thread:
@Luhmann Or working up to the Powerwall.
At one point the designs for my dream home included a 2kVA Smart UPS for each room. It would have been analogous to an IoT device, able to switch on/off each outlet individually, measure power usage, monitor batter levels (and maintenance), and of course provide backup power as needed.
Obviously since I (still) don't have my dream home, this never came to pass.
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@Tsaukpaetra I wanted to be able to flood rooms with carbon disulphide at will, if I remember right.
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@Gribnit ... why.
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@PleegWat said in The Off By One Thread:
@Gribnit ... why.
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@PleegWat said in The Off By One Thread:
@Gribnit ... why.
because fuck you and everyone that looks like you, I think was the reasoning, or close. Might have been an anti-theft measure. I think I also wanted to be able to dump heavy cfcs. y'know, in case of fire...
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"I used to work for Testa..."
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@Gribnit said in The Off By One Thread:
cfcs
Those ColdFusion component files are pretty dangerous when used inappropriately.
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pretending to greet pubes.
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@Karla yeah hopefully
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So who here knows PCP?
Everything is rapist
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Lost my unit; testing virginity
Going with the 'stuff you misread' clause in the OP. I read it with this punctuation
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@Benjamin-Hall said in On the dangers of chemicals:
One fun thing: I'm required to have a book with all the SSDS for all my labs. Makes sense, right? So my labs that use nothing but water? Yup, have an SSDS for water.
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@pie_flavor said in The Off By One Thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in On the dangers of chemicals:
One fun thing: I'm required to have a book with all the SSDS for all my labs. Makes sense, right? So my labs that use nothing but water? Yup, have an SSDS for water.
Take your noodle and jam it
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@SlackerD said:
Evidently, you have a gigantic Eggo.
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Off by one phonetically:
Just overheard in the officeWe have 32 beets...
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How to stop botnet?
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The ultimate ride
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democracy in auction!
Yeah, it should be "up for auction," but that'd be off by a lot more than one.
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I know that one has been already made (probably even several times, but searching would require searching to work and would be anyway), but every time @obeselymorbid upvotes in that thread I read it as
Recognizing microracism and apes
(and no, I haven't specifically recognized which ape it is -- or even if it is an ape rather than a monkey -- but TBF IDGAF and haven't even tried)
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When your TV career is over, maybe start a new one in SEX?
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@remi said in The Off By One Thread:
or even if it is an ape rather than a monkey
The VeggieTales crew can help you out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--szrOHtR6U
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WTDWTF Fatness Group
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WTDWTF Witness Group
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UK Police now have divorce dog units...
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Not-internet of maybe-shot
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Chuck it in!
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@remi said in The Off By One Thread:
Recognizing microracism and apes
I keep reading it as "Recognizing microracism and grapes".
Don't know where I got that from. Yours is funnier.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Off By One Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Off By One Thread:
WTDWTF Witness Group
WTDWTF Witless Group
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Time to twerk shit!
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Google+ officially coming to an @end
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@pie_flavor said in The Off By One Thread:
Google+ officially coming to an @end
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NYC Simulator
NPC Stimulator