@lucas1's irrelevant shitposting
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@jaloopa My eyes work.
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@lucas1 bully for you
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@lucas1 if only your knob worked as well as your eyes, you could get laid instead of shitposting on here
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@jaloopa I dunno what my door knob has to do with my penis.
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@lucas1 I hear your penis is the exact size and shape of a lock pick
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@jaloopa Unlike yourself I don't date women that require them to be unlocked. I am not into the fetish scene.
I am in more of the cuddle scene.
If you must know the size of my penis it is between 6-7 inches in length and that seems to be pretty normal for white males in the western world.
If you want me to send you a dick pick, send me a PM with you in a nice skimpy dress. My girlfriend even might want to peg ya.
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@lucas1 is that what you've started calling that prostitute?
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@pie_flavor If I need one I call up you mum.
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How exactly is this thread different from all of your other posts?
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@dragnslcr Almost all internet discussion is bullshit.
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@lucas1 So the difference is that this one is gorillashit?
Damn, that doesn't work anymore. Why did you change your profile picture?
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@pie_flavor I have never done a gorilla shit ... I heard you mum did a gorilla shit though.
I also heard she looked like Chewbacca's wife but more hairy.
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@lucas1 said in @lucas1's irrelevant shitposting:
I heard you mum did a gorilla shit though.
There's that You Mum guy again.
@lucas1 said in @lucas1's irrelevant shitposting:
I also heard she looked like Chewbacca's wife but more hairy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
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@jaloopa you seem to be under the impression I can't take it. I can, and I dish it out back.
The more you hate me the more I wanna shit talk you.
I am like a vampire but from hate, the more you hate me the more powerful I become.
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@lucas1 Only because you don't understand the insults.
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@pie_flavor I understand them fine. I can take it and I can dish it out.
If you met me in person, you would be laughing your tits off at the jokes I make.
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@lucas1 said in @lucas1's irrelevant shitposting:
@pie_flavor I understand them fine. I can take it and I can dish it out.
If you met me in person, you would be laughing your tits off at the jokes I make.
If they're anything like the jokes you make here, I'd be smiling and nodding and backing away slowly.
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You are trying to hard mate. Have a cold shower. The hate boner will die down after that.
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yer nan
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@dragnslcr said in @lucas1's irrelevant shitposting:
How exactly is this thread different from all of your other posts?
The difference is that this thread is the toilet in which his turds shall be placed as opposed to remaining scattered around the universe.
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@weng
Can we flush it already?
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@rhywden That won't work you nob. They will copy the values not the sheets ... Fucking moron.
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@lucas1 bit early to start knocking back the beeryboos innit
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@bb36e I am an adult and I do what I want. Also it is 8pm here.
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@rhywden and? Someone will find a way to cheat and you won't give him 100%. You will probably moan about it on here because you are a cunt.
Also you are a cunt because you give exams in excel.
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@rhywden You are a liar.
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Lots of liars on the forum today.
- Adblock stops me from seeing a price on a website (@HardwareGeek )
- I will lie about the amount I invested into bitcoin (@Blakeyraat )
- I will conveniently make up rules for my excel spreadsheet to prove you wrong. (@Rhywden)
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@pleegwat Cheating is being smart. I always work smarter rather than harder.
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@pleegwat The rules are useful until you know when to make them.
It is kinda like Microsoft Code style guidelines. They are useful to follow until they don't apply.
Also I hate @Rhywden so I wanted to make him explain something a lot to me to annoy him.
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@rhywden So you are punishing students for being smart. GOTCHA!!!!!
You a cunt, that is trying to make other people cunts. Nice one cunt.
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@rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
I once did an exam
Don't do anymore because you are so up your own arse, and you are german.
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@adynathos Except it doesn't.
There is value sometimes in memorisation of a particular subject.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
Lots of liars on the forum today.
- Adblock stops me from seeing a price on a website (@HardwareGeek )
- I will lie about the amount I invested into bitcoin (@Blakeyraat )
- I will conveniently make up rules for my excel spreadsheet to prove you wrong. (@Rhywden)
- I will lie about things other people have posted. (@lucas1)
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@hardwaregeek I never lied. You did.
And you lied again by saying I was lying. Nice try.
BTW in the other thread I dismantled your argument again.
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I see someone's left the drinks cabinet open again...
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@adynathos Except it doesn't.
There is value sometimes in memorisation of a particular subject.
Let Google do the memorization, I'd prefer wisdom over Trivia any day.
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@pjh @HardwareGeek was talking shit and I called him out. I have house prices to prove it, I asked him for median salary and he didn't provide it because it would prove him wrong.
So every point is invalid whether I am drunk or not ... is that the case?
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@tsaukpaetra serious fuck it all you guys are bellends.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra serious fuck it all you guys are bellends.
Yes, I have one. Your point?
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra serious fuck it all you guys are bellends.
And with your current attitude, you're fitting right in.
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@pjh said in The Official Status Thread:
@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra serious fuck it all you guys are bellends.
And with your current attitude, you're fitting right in.
No
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@PJH When people are blatantly lying to the point where they cannot take a fucking chat over the internet @HardwareGeek . Nope not one of them.
Sorry to disappoint. I am not the super cunt.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
I never lied.
Let's examine that:
@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
Lots of liars on the forum today.
- Adblock stops me from seeing a price on a website (@HardwareGeek )
- I will lie about the amount I invested into bitcoin (@Blakeyraat )
- I will conveniently make up rules for my excel spreadsheet to prove you wrong. (@Rhywden)
I did not claim that adblock stopped me from seeing the price. The price is in the one-box, for pete's sake. Rather, the Seattle Times's anti-ad-blocker JS removed the text of the article from the DOM (or something like that), which could not be worked around by removing the overlay in devtools.
Blakey did not lie about how much he invested, since he never said how much, only at what price.
I don't know whether @Rhywden is making up stuff about his spreadsheet, but I have no reason to disbelieve him. Neither of you are the most credible people on the forum, but between the two of you, he wins pretty handily.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
I asked him for median salary and he didn't provide it because it would prove him wrong.
Median salary was irrelevant to the discussion, which was whether Blakey could afford an expensive house with his (hypothetical) BTC earnings. With no idea of how much those hypothetic earnings were.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
Lots of liars on the forum today.
- Adblock stops me from seeing a price on a website (@HardwareGeek )
- I will lie about the amount I invested into bitcoin (@Blakeyraat )
- I will conveniently make up rules for my excel spreadsheet to prove you wrong. (@Rhywden)
- I will lie about having sex with a prostitute, twice, because it will mean I can laugh drunkenly at pie_flavor (@lucas1)
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@rhywden So you are punishing students for being smart. GOTCHA!!!!!
You a cunt, that is trying to make other people cunts. Nice one cunt.
Rote memorization is not intelligence. What are you on about?
