The IRC quotes Thread
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[14:23:02] <Onyx47> if someone had a keylogger on my machine, this would be the last 2 minutes: exit exit exit exit exit quit exit exit exit exit \q exit exit exit exit [14:23:15] <Onyx47> I leave way too many terminals open... [14:31:56] <MikaelSv> kill -9 -1 usually solves that [14:43:46] <Onyx47> eh, I sometimes have vim running somewhere [14:44:01] <Onyx47> so if I just kill Konsole completely there can be .swp files that linger [14:44:14] <Onyx47> or, I leave screen running that has a file open or something [14:45:07] <-- MikaelSv (~user@host-194-47-137-73.dap.bth.se) has left this server (Ping timeout: 268 seconds).Well, can't argue with that,
kill -9 -1is effective...
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@onyx Ctrl+D is quicker. But less auditable, I guess.
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<pooky> I don't need no ssl, I have Jesus
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<Br1ng0u7y0urd34d> Your needed normalize, not resolve
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<dkf> DELETE FROM PREMISES WHERE TYPE = 'CRAZY';
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@dkf said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<dkf> DELETE FROM PREMISES WHERE TYPE = 'CRAZY';<Accalia>SELECT * FROM PREMESIS;
<Accalia> 0 Records Found.
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@accalia said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@dkf said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<dkf> DELETE FROM PREMISES WHERE TYPE = 'CRAZY';<Accalia>SELECT * FROM PREMESIS;
<Accalia> 0 Records Found.Who enabled remote access ???
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@dcon said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@accalia said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@dkf said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<dkf> DELETE FROM PREMISES WHERE TYPE = 'CRAZY';<Accalia>SELECT * FROM PREMESIS;
<Accalia> 0 Records Found.Who enabled remote access ???
i used my psychic debugging powers.
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@dcon
I just kept hitting "login" until it gave me access
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@accalia said in The IRC quotes Thread:
i used my psychic debugging powers.
Have you fumigated your psychics as well?
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[13:36:29] --> manfrey (472fc409@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.47.196.9) has joined this channel. [13:36:41] <manfrey> Shits broke [13:36:47] <-- manfrey (472fc409@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.47.196.9) has left this server (Client Quit).502 man.
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<@zml> server quality is measured in stack overflows per minute around here
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01:00 < BenLubar> https://benlubar.github.io/cmv2mp4/ now supports audio! 01:41 < lethosor> Those questions are fantastic 01:44 < zid> oh there's a df-ai? neat 01:45 < zid> binary's just a dll, BenLubar do I tell dfhack to load this or something? 01:46 < zid> ah yea there's a readme on the github page sorry
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<MikaelSv> Smoke on the water?
<MikaelSv> By the classic band #600060
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<mar77i> https://newatlas.com/vodafone-nokia-moon-4g/53591/ urm, physics anyone? This should obviously be the .17g network.
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@boner said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<mar77i> https://newatlas.com/vodafone-nokia-moon-4g/53591/ urm, physics anyone? This should obviously be the .17g network.
Who the fuck is @mar77i ? And why can't I see 2/3 posts?
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@tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@boner said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<mar77i> https://newatlas.com/vodafone-nokia-moon-4g/53591/ urm, physics anyone? This should obviously be the .17g network.
Who the fuck is @mar77i ? And why can't I see 2/3 posts?
Counting error? Import problem? When did we switch over? In any case, I can't see them either.
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From our team chat…
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<> ARP ARP ARP
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<>Did someone hit him on the head? Doesn't sound like a thing to do?
<> Is he reading my text, as that would drive anyone over the edgeMoments later, the penny drops…
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> Trying to fix the IP address disaster thing?Our firmware had a nasty bug in its ARP implementation, causing a hard system crash in some circumstances. just spent the morning debugging it,
which was hard because the system became unusable when it crashed (until hard reset) and didn't provide much information about what was going wrong…
except that it was crashing in a lowest-level interrupt handler. And all this only happened on one machine.
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Nah, that'll never catch on...
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18:24 -!- BenLubar has joined #go-nuts 18:24 < BenLubar> ls 18:24 < BenLubar> oops, bad muscle memory 18:27 < hodapp> hack_stuff.sh classified.pdf classified1.pdf classified2.pdf classified3-final-version.pdf classified3-actual-final-verson.pdf
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<Onyx47> it's an older Peugeot Partner. So, the rear is completely flat and it messes with my perception of where it is in the relation to the car behind me
<Onyx47> dunno, it's probably just me, but for some reason my brain refuses to compute the z-index properly
<mrguyorama> might need to update the driver
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<aygeeplus> to get winscp sftp library to just accept whatever host key is presented you have to enable the truly incredible function option
<aygeeplus> 'giveupsecurityandacceptanysshhostkey'
<aygeeplus> Is there an IT police I can call?
<aygeeplus> like '9-1-1 this is an emergency these people have admin rights and absolutely no idea what is happening'
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Not gonna post this one in context because it'd be less fun to do that:
11:34 < ab9rf> doesn't catsplosion just make every cat pregnant? 11:34 < lethosor> that's probably good
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12:25 < BenLubar> I just had a terrible idea: implement a WebAssembly interpreter and enough of NodeJS's API in some existing Go JavaScript interpreter 12:25 < KiDoDa> otto might be a good starting place 12:25 < BenLubar> a good starting place for this terrible idea 12:25 < KiDoDa> ^ 12:26 < KiDoDa> ;D 12:26 < BenLubar> it's like ZomboCom but instead of being able to do anything you can just run Go inside NodeJS inside Go recursively
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<MickeSv> Apparently I'm now responsible for a course on "Applied Clod Computing".
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@ben_lubar I like how "TAS" sounds better than "cheating with both hands and a helper robot". Technically not being cheating is
. No blame.
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<doot> I wish cloud IDEs were more popular <plort> why would you develop in chrome <plort> just use visual studio code like a normal person <plort> wait
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<@CO2> multiplexd: "it works on my machine" "then we'll ship your machine!"
<@CO2> and that's how docker was born
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@fbmac said in The IRC quotes Thread:
the good thing about irc is that it forgets the lame stuff I write there. stop ruining irc
What archive.org needs is an IRC spider bot.
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@Boner said in The IRC quotes Thread:
<aygeeplus> to get winscp sftp library to just accept whatever host key is presented you have to enable the truly incredible function option
<aygeeplus> 'giveupsecurityandacceptanysshhostkey'
<aygeeplus> Is there an IT police I can call?
<aygeeplus> like '9-1-1 this is an emergency these people have admin rights and absolutely no idea what is happening'I fucking forgot about this. :(
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@jinpa said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@fbmac said in The IRC quotes Thread:
the good thing about irc is that it forgets the lame stuff I write there. stop ruining irc
What archive.org needs is an IRC spider bot.
Never heard about http://www.bash.org/ and http://www.qdb.us/ ?
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#246405 +(10566)- [X]
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK
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<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
<djahandarie> while i program lines
<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
<djahandarie> word, son
<http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
<http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
<http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
<http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
<http402> Cut the crap rap,
<http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
<http402> Grab your AIM chat,
<http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
<http402> peace
<djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
<djahandarie> while i got other plans
<djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
<djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
<djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
<http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
<http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
<http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
<http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
<http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
<http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
<http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
<http402> Face it. I rule.
<djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
<djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
<djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
<djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
<djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
<djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
<djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
<djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
<djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
<djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
<http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
<http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
<http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
<http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
<http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
<http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
<http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
<http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
<http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
<http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
<http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
<djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
<djahandarie> You win haha- http402 takes a bow
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(Not on #TheDailyWTF, unfortunately)
Horse anatomy, you say?
Moments before:
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Speaking in a (Discord) bot testing channel...
[8:28 PM] BOT 🤖FleetCord: You haven't claimed any player accounts! See ^claim.
[10:16 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: Random, but relevant.
[11:38 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: What?
[11:38 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: confused
[11:39 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: @[BØRG] Tsaukpaetra are you reacting to my bot without claiming accounts? Lmao
[11:39 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: Yes.
[11:39 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: Because it said that without apparent provocation.
[11:40 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Not everything in life is apparent.
[11:40 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: Wasn't me who reacted though.
[11:40 PM] BOT 🤖FleetCord: I added So It Has Come to This to the personal log of [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra #048, @[BØRG] Tsaukpaetra.
[11:40 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: See? I'm claimed.
[11:40 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Ah, true.
[11:40 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Let's see who it was.
[11:41 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: Ah, the benefits of being a god...
[11:41 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: <@!747883419827961916>
[11:42 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: I dunno if I'm getting the right ID
[11:42 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: It's gotta be the cid
[11:42 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: That's this channel's ID.
[11:42 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Oh, I don't log the user ID? That's dumb...
[11:42 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra:
[11:43 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Guild, channel, and message ID, but no user ID? Lacking...
[11:43 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: "We don't track users! We swear! But wait, that's basically required in order to function. Conundrum!"
[11:43 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Lmao
[11:44 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey:[11:44 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYCTqd7c0G8[11:44 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey:
[11:44 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Before and after
[11:44 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: This song is highly relevant to the conversation.
[11:45 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Agreed, playing.
[11:46 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: Methinks it's time for bed though.
[11:46 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Aha wait, I think I log the UserID later when the reaction remove fails
[11:46 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: Ah shit, no I don't. What a slacker.
[11:47 PM] [SPCX] eslindsey: How does a failure result in like 15 lines of log and none of them have the UserID?
[11:47 PM] [BØRG] Tsaukpaetra: fwap fwap Bad Lindsey, how shame.
I would have wrote "spank spank", but I didn't want to come across perverted.
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@Tsaukpaetra
So you chose a word that was closer to fap?
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@Luhmann said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra
So you chose a word that was closer to fap?Oh yes, naturally.
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@Tsaukpaetra
Carry on then!Spankfapfwap at your preferred rate
