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@karla said:
Mines shorter than that.
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Just reading about "infiniscroll" makes me want to channel my inner blakey
Only until you find a way to monetize them.
As long as it annoys Pliable Flavor, it'll never get old.
also:
it helps when everyone dies of malnutrition and polar bear mauling long before old age can set in.
Police: a gang of criminals in uniform, paid with your taxes.
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Pointing out that you're a Discodev isn't garage material. Bike shed material, maybe.
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Tekay37:
Confusion Driven Development
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Oh, wow, that's not my idea of a fun time. That is a play party that's gone wrong.
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Apparently, people are quite suspicious of robots offering sausages
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@boomzilla said :
Some days I couldn't get in there at all.
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@boomzilla said :
Some days I couldn't get in there at all.
I saw the original context. It was because of PMS.
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How did you know it was scrollable, you fucking witch?!
The primary audience is toddlers parked in front of an iPad with little or no supervision.
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Most of you can probably guess, given how often I mention the context:
I would have been the Richie Rich / X-Men crossover mini-series.
Oh, I just got shot in the face with a double-barreled shotgun loaded with irony.
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If you're a ghost, then I'm straight!
Face it, kid, your brother's a giant prick.
Did I just kill a gay clown?
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Fairly sure you could strap [...] SSDS to a pigeon
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The CIA android double that replaced Robert Anton Wilson:
Communication is only possible between equals.
The only intelligent way to discuss politics is on all fours.
anybody who made that many enemies must have had something important to say.
I regard belief as a form of brain damage.
The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.
A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.
Conspiracy is natural primate behavior.
Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.
I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….
The normal is that which nobody quite is. If you listen to seemingly dull people very closely, you'll see that they're all mad in different and interesting ways, and are merely struggling to hide it.
There are periods of history when the visions of madmen and dope fiends are a better guide to reality than the common-sense interpretation of data available to the so-called normal mind. This is one such period, if you haven't noticed already.
We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?
Perhaps the final secret of the Illuminati is that you don’t know you're a member until it’s too late to get out.
Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.
I don't believe anything I write or say. I regard belief as a form of brain damage, the death of intelligence, the fracture of creativity, the atrophy of imagination. I have opinions but no Belief System (B.S.)
I have a friend who goes to Disneyland every New Year's Eve and drops acid. And when he reaches the peak, he goes and talks to Mickey Mouse about all of his problems, and Mickey never fails. Mickey always gives him the correct answer to guide him for the next year. He’s the only man I know of whose god is visible, tangible and gives clear unambiguous answers. He’s a happy man. I wish I had a religion that worked that well.
Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates.
You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me. It's called senility.
The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat.
The Fundamentalist Christians have told me that I am a slave of Satan and should have my demons expelled with an exorcism. The Fundamentalist Materialists inform me that I am a liar, charlatan, fraud and scoundrel. Aside from this minor difference, the letters are astoundingly similar. Both groups share the same crusading zeal and the same lack of humor, charity and common human decency. These intolerable cults have served to confirm me in my agnosticism by presenting further evidence to support my contention that when dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.
The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Whatever the Thinker thinks, the Prover will prove. And if the Thinker thinks passionately enough, the Prover will prove the thought so conclusively that you will never talk a person out of such a belief, even if it is something as remarkable as the notion that there is a gaseous vertebrate of astronomical heft (" GOD ") who will spend all eternity torturing people who do not believe in his religion.
The minority who actually loves its work seems to be made up chiefly of the writers, dancers, actors and other artists, most scientists above the technician-troll level, computer freaks, and the righteous dope-dealers of California.
Every fact of science was once Damned. Every invention was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation was denounced as fraud and folly. The entire web of culture and "progress," everything on earth that is man-made and not given to us by nature, is the concrete manifestation of some man's refusal to bow to Authority.
The only way to stave off boredom, in a complex domesticated primate like humankind, is to increase one's intelligence. This is not appealing to the average primate, who instead invents emotional games (soap opera and grand opera dramatics).
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When the revolution comes, I need to be prepared; thus, in the quiet moments, when I’m not producing incredible scientific breakthroughs, I think about what I’ll do when the weather forecast inevitably becomes RIVERS OF BLOOD ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
I HAVE NO TOOLS BECAUSE I’VE DESTROYED MY TOOLS WITH MY TOOLS. My only logging option is to hire monks to transcribe the subjective experience of watching my machines die as I weep tears of blood.
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@maciejasjmj said
if I wanted to hear how much of a whore my mom is I'd call Dad on Friday evening
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I hate giving Vice views because they are the ass cancer of YouTube
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Cecil Adams:
Unka Cecil has been settling bets for as long as he can remember. Yet despite his oft-stated willingness to accept kickbacks and graft, all he has gotten for his trouble is an inflatable Dino the Dinosaur, a bootleg Bob Dylan tape, and a pair of long johns designed for a guy who’s built like Santa Claus and hung like a horse. (Don’t ask.) A mighty sorry showing for 13 years of selfless service.
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@steve_the_cynic said
My new one has three DP
It's always fun seeing what's in your latest porn collection
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While multi-tenancy and richer browser capabilities are valuable, I believe we have to start architecting multi-tenant solutions while incorporating the rich differentiation of new client platforms in disconnected and connected capabilities with the ability of ad-hoc collaborative communities forming around these services without centralized service friction.
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@gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
While multi-tenancy and richer browser capabilities are valuable, I believe we have to start architecting multi-tenant solutions while incorporating the rich differentiation of new client platforms in disconnected and connected capabilities with the ability of ad-hoc collaborative communities forming around these services without centralized service friction.
MY BRAIN JUST MELTED
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@gąska said:
centralized service friction
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
OK, so I untyoped this, sue me...
I actually noticed that, but then decided I'm too lazy to fix it.
Filed under: I'd put in a mod application, but that's work
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Sal Walkerton:
Great. A Renaissance dork.
H.T.:
Let my biographers note the sacrifices I made for justice.
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@ben_lubar said:
Comment from discussion _discovery's comment from discussion
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@zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said:
Comment from discussion _discovery's comment from discussion
My favorite part of that quote is you click the "view more" button and it gets shorter.
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Leonard French:
While some of the other major studios who did not see that value at first ultimately came to, uh, Stockholm Syndrome with [the plaintiff]...
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@pie_flavor said :
The joystick should be on the bottom, not the top.
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It vaguely seems like qi gong translated to computer and converted into a game-like program due to some combination of illegal drugs and mental illness.
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@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said :
The joystick should be on the bottom, not the top.
It's fine, it flips up when in use and safely drops back down when finished so as to alleviate potential damage.
Filed under: Tru facts
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Is that a chrome extension for proctology?
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@masonwheeler said:
coming early was a very, very frequent problem.
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Some alligators end up making good running backs.
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"Sole Purpose of Visit":
arguably anybody who uses ternaries in PHP should be weaned off the habit. And then, gently but firmly, clubbed to death.
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They don’t know what a wheel is, so they invent a coffee-table instead.
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This process allows the printers to make dense plastic with a strong bong.
Filed Under: Even if I told you the context, you probably would think I was joking.
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Stop running so fast; I'm trying to pee on you!
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Wyatt Cody:
I think [the reason why] the founding fathers had such a boner for free speech [was] so that the village idiot would open his mouth and let everybody know who he was.
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Stop running so fast; I'm trying to pee on you!
How did you get access to MemVault-Arc-1996-09-r.rar? That's supposed to be private!
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Tip Wilkin:
I never thought I'd be under-dressed for the Apocalypse.
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@polygeekery said:
It was like @boomzilla fucking with you.
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@gąska not even I know where that came from...
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Equifax : when failure is not optional
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@mott555 said :
He never did that again when I almost succeeded in tapping his buttcheek with my iron.
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it isn't smart to expose your butt at contact range to someone armed with a soldering iron.
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I called the number [of] a random dude on the bus
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@hardwaregeek it was as weird as it sounds.
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@hardwaregeek That statement really isn't any better with context.
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@mott555 said:
once my new upgraded hotend arrives. Guess I can do it then.