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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
I am shitting in my pantaloons just thinking about it - all the edginess of it. It's a good job that there's no swearing as well, or I might just pull my own pussy off and wrap it around my head in excitement because of all the edge.
Filed Under: I am pretty sure that he does not have one of those, but I could be wrong
Wait, who said that?
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
I am shitting in my pantaloons just thinking about it - all the edginess of it. It's a good job that there's no swearing as well, or I might just pull my own pussy off and wrap it around my head in excitement because of all the edge.
Filed Under: I am pretty sure that he does not have one of those, but I could be wrong
Wait, who said that?
evil NSFW context sealed in a detail section
Jim Fucking Sterling, Son, in Best Steam Greenlight Trailers, with the plumber's wrench.
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Methinks @CarrieVS wants to join in on something...
if they are doing naughty things. I want to satisfy myself
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@blakeyrat said:
It sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks doing hip-hop while trying to push out the world's largest BM.
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A podcast I listen to said:
If you're not in a cat, you're not having sex
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@jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
A podcast I listen to said:
If you're not in a cat, you're not having sex
Being inside a kitty isn't the only way, just the most popular.
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@jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra that...
You...
I'm actually speechless
@tsaukpaetra said:
I pets the kitty and it nuzzled me back!
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They've taken it heart so hard it's punched right through the fucking sternum.
And how's the Bears Shitting in the Woods Index doing these days?
At least that acknowledged us as human beings - human beings with very enticing buttholes!
...a tendency to use bathroom disinfectant as a drinks mixer...
What should have been the laying down of a winning hand, became the laying of a cruel fist upon the goolies.
Some of my best friends are whores... as long as I keep up the payments.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
At least that acknowledged us as human beings - human beings with very enticing buttholes!
I feel like I've heard this somewhere. Yahtzee?
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@ben_lubar yes.
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@dcon said:
I miss my stick.
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@ben_lubar there is plenty more where that came from.
So that's the final comparison: Jason sucks down damage and hacks up kids, E3 damages kids and sucks off hacks.
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@cvi said:
You can do a lot of manipulations by just looking at the bras
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@benjamin-hall said:
mechanical opportunities to have fun
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@dkf I more or less expected that. For some reason, it also reminds me of a quote from somewhere/somebody:
There are two kinds of bras: those that open in the front and those that open in the back. I like both kinds.
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If they're too close, you can't actually milk the girls.
Filed Under: That's a sentence he had to say today...
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My latest changes are almost working... Spaghetti code is so good for this.
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@anotherusername I would have gone with:
If you jam it you will get very excited.
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Peter Welsh wrote:
An interview is a date with fifty thousand dollars on the line and no condom.
When it starts to give you imposter syndrome, treasure it, because anybody who doesn’t have imposter syndrome is a fool.
Where you see a mass of rotting spaghetti kludge sending usable energy to a pointless death, your bosses see a black box labelled “Guy Who Speaks Computer Good.”
You’re not Thor. You’re the poet who stayed on the boat and got to breed because everyone else was dead.
If you get confusing sexual feelings about pointers and 3D graphics equations, power to you: you were born in a generation that respects you directly, and indirectly worships you in a really creepy way.
If you just need a job and are able and willing to accept that computers are measurably dumber than lemmings, you have everything you need to keep the information age running.
“WARNING: Do not test for drugs. Dry clean only.”
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@anotherusername wrote:
It couldn't possibly taste as good as real coffee if it isn't harvested by slave labor.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
When it starts to give you imposter syndrome, treasure it, because anybody who doesn’t have imposter syndrome is a fool.
Someone invited me to a Imposter Syndrome Anonymous meeting once, but I felt I didn't belong there.
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What am I doing? Feet should be on the ground!
I wish somebody would put me inside of a bong...
He just looks like a very aggressive tailor, dusting off your shoulders...
What the fuck... is he presenting? Well, this has taken a disastrous turn!
What? I'm pissing in the middle of a stage during a comic book convention. What's your problem?
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@the_quiet_one said in Does anybody actually use this site on mobile :
All my problems are behind the boob.
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@Barnacles said:
Ok, the car will not turn off, so I guess we're just gonna... gonna leave it runnin'
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@Rhywden said:
sunlight also doesn't shine back there.
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This I saved for last, 'cause I think this one' s gonna give me an aneurysm.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@1 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@1 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@1 said:
We are number one!
Made a new account just to post this. Nice.
Accounts are free!
No! Threads are free!
Butterflies are free to fly...
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@1 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@1 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@1 said:
We are number one!
Made a new account just to post this. Nice.
Accounts are free!
No! Threads are free!
Butterflies are free to fly...
I can fly twice as high!
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@luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
Sperm count
That would require some kind of
Rather horrifyingly, this is not actually the case. Wicked-Pedo: Electroejaculation
Filed under: Don't ask Phase about that. He still gets nightmares.
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A co worker:
They're not really built for long masturbation sessions, those watches
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Hamilton was a furry?
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You can legally grow thicker skin.
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Prof. Brailsford from Computerphile said:
smelly developer. I can smell it even now
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Leeeenus:
we are committed to selling you shit forever and ever, and never fixing anything.
Filed Under: I can only guess what Word of Blakey will do with this one.
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El Reg:
Please make other stock prices fall, thank you.
Look, over here! Scary words! And we deny them!
this is about stealing information, not tampering with it.
Pleeeeeease, pleeeeease do not sue us
Bug. Flaw. Security shortcoming. Design oversight. Blueprint blunder. Bungled architecture. It's the same difference.
We weren't the only one. And if we're going down, we're taking every last one of you with us.
And it's a good idea to warn you, right?
uh, so, fake news! Fake news! NO PUPPET!
Once we get into assigning blame, that invites terms like "responsible microarchitecture design" or "responsible sales of processors known to contain vulnerabilities" or "responsible handling of security disclosures made last June."
Translation: Don't click on any bad links or emails, you rubes.
One step below security by obscurity, there's security by belief.
Filed Under: Faith-Based Cybersecurity Initiative
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@Rhywden said:
If anyone's interested I can take a photo tomorrow ;)
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@bb36e said:
I usually poke them
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@jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
If anyone's interested I can take a photo tomorrow
the school administration would not appreciate this
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@boomzilla said:
But I am not above trolling
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Found on Reddit:
Pretty sure it won't do damage after penetrating 4 people.
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Friday:
: "Let's make this a stand-up meeting of no more than five minutes, please. I have another meeting I'm supposed to be at right now and it seems like has been having trouble sitting."
*entire team turns to stare*
: "... Not for that reason."
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
Friday:
: "Let's make this a stand-up meeting of no more than five minutes, please. I have another meeting I'm supposed to be at right now and it seems like has been having trouble sitting."
*entire team turns to stare*
: "... Not for that reason."The whole point of stand-ups is that you want to go back to sitting and doing your thing!
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@polygeekery said:
what is the actual regulation on that? When can you change a cat?
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Maybe I just have exacting standards, but if you show me a bloke in bondage gear, I expect to have a good time...
Ah, piss on my wet biscuits!
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@japonicus said:
I would also be inclined to strip
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Well, uhm, the good news is, you can't see my right nut. But for sure you can see my left nut.
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@dkf defined TDWTF forums:
You happen to be wrong, but you're entertaining anyway.
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There was a new Pushkrimp in town, but it didn't feel any different...
stuck in the '90s in all the wrong ways
all the characters sound like total perverts.
More like, 'you can lay down in a ditch and die'...
Craig, you asshole, is the research right on this?
the whole game's formula is one gigantic rubber band
Another one for the "How the Hell did this get so prolific?" file...
all the appeal of a corpse in a sauna
who has been greasing who's palms, and with what horrible, horrible grease?
yeah, it was worth playing that clip again...
It's probably Jenny McCarthy's fault, because if any game can turn me into an anti-vaxxer, it would be this fucking one.
Activision/Blizzard can take a long walk off a short dick...
They can't even do greedy right, and greedy is Activision's favorite fucking thing!
I mean, in the name of Babby Jebus's sodden diaper...
Look at this atrocious fucking spermatozoa!
Why is he so moldy, and why is he also Jesus? WHY IS HE YAH-ZOOS?
can be described as "Metal Gear Solid meets the opposite of Metal Gear Solid, with a hint of dessicated foreskin"...
Perhaps this year's Vomitus Opus...
It is as if the very concept of Art became sentient and decided to punish Humanity for striving to be more than shit-covered animals in the woods!
shame is likely a foreign concept to you
Well, well, well... here we are, and nobody could pretend to be surprised...
such a shitshow, it's put the entire industry at risk of regulation
so fucking raptorial, such a predatory fucking animal, the it might have fucked the entire gravy train up for everyone - and that's funny to me, ha ha ha!
Every day you continue to exist as a company is a day that is worse than it could have been!
why should I give a flying tu'penny shit
Happy Rusev Day!
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"wet" and "3 inches ..." are rather different things