Hacking the Deere
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@anotherusername said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia nope. Calling something "tofu bacon" doesn't make that thing exist. It's probably just tofu.
smashed flat and shaped tofu fried to a crisp with tons of salt and a liquid smoke marinade.
it's....... about as much like actual bacon as an apple is like an orange.....
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@anotherusername It's in the fine print:
tofu that's almost, but not quite entirely unlike bacon
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@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
@boomzilla said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
@TimeBandit said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
illuminati shadow downboat conspiracy confirmed?
I don't know
Fuck that shit, let's go shopping !!!
okay.
/me reaches into boomzilla's pocket for his wallet.
I'll pay this time!
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why? it was @Polygeekery's wallet in there.
i mean, i'm not sure why his wallet was in your pocket.....
It's not important that you know why that was.
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@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
smashed flat and shaped tofu fried to a crisp with tons of salt and a liquid smoke marinade.
Joking aside, that does actually sound quite tasty. Though I might lay off the large quantities of salt.
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@boomzilla said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
@boomzilla said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
@TimeBandit said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
illuminati shadow downboat conspiracy confirmed?
I don't know
Fuck that shit, let's go shopping !!!
okay.
/me reaches into boomzilla's pocket for his wallet.
I'll pay this time!
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why? it was @Polygeekery's wallet in there.
i mean, i'm not sure why his wallet was in your pocket.....
It's not important that you know why that was.
hey, as long as his credit cards still work i don't care why it was in there.
I'm going SHOPPING!
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@accalia Not sure how clean "most people" think they are, but I was raised on a farm. We had pigs. They turned their pen into a big mud hole, except that from the smell, it was probably a lot more than just mud.
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@anotherusername said in Hacking the Deere:
and bacon.
Pigs ain't exactly the cleanest of animals.
Yeah but.... BACON !!!
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@RaceProUK said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
smashed flat and shaped tofu fried to a crisp with tons of salt and a liquid smoke marinade.
Joking aside, that does actually sound quite tasty. Though I might lay off the large quantities of salt.
If you think that sounds tasty, you should try strips of pork belly prepared like that...
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@masonwheeler said in Hacking the Deere:
Have you ever been to Red Lobster?
Ah, the "fresh frozen" place.
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@dcon said in Hacking the Deere:
@masonwheeler said in Hacking the Deere:
Have you ever been to Red Lobster?
Ah, the "fresh frozen" place.
no, the "cheesy buttery biscuits smothered in more butter" place...
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@anotherusername said in Hacking the Deere:
If you think that sounds tasty, you should try strips of pork belly prepared like that...
I'll bear it in mind ;)
@TimeBandit said in Hacking the Deere:
They sell Canadian seafood ?
That, at least, doesn't need freezing: it comes out the ocean already frozen :P
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@antiquarian said in Hacking the Deere:
@masonwheeler said in Hacking the Deere:
Have you ever been to Red Lobster?
A long time ago, but I've heard good things about their biscuits since then.
You (well me) can go to Safeway and make/bake them at home now.
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@antiquarian said in Hacking the Deere:
I know about those, but there are better seafood places that also have the tanks.
Like anyone who sells whole lobsters. (I've only ever seen frozen lobster tails)
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@NedFodder said in Hacking the Deere:
Wait, so fruits and vegetables eat lobsters because lobsters eat shit, or fruits and vegetables eat shit because lobsters eat shit? I'm confused...
They all eat shit and they're all good. Umm, wait... That's not going how I wanted...
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@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
it was @Polygeekery's wallet in there.
OK, which motherfucker needs shot?
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not me, I only used your credit cards. all you need to do is report them stolen and you're covered.
@boomzilla was the one i pickpocketed them from, btu he has a bigger gun than you do......
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@RaceProUK said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
smashed flat and shaped tofu fried to a crisp with tons of salt and a liquid smoke marinade.
Joking aside, that does actually sound quite tasty. Though I might lay off the large quantities of salt.
Well, the emboldened part does make pretty much anything better...
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@dcon said in Hacking the Deere:
@RaceProUK said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
smashed flat and shaped tofu fried to a crisp with tons of salt and a liquid smoke marinade.
Joking aside, that does actually sound quite tasty. Though I might lay off the large quantities of salt.
Well, the emboldened part does make pretty much anything better...
so..... cellulose fried to a crisp is a delicacy?
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@anotherusername said in Hacking the Deere:
@dcon said in Hacking the Deere:
@masonwheeler said in Hacking the Deere:
Have you ever been to Red Lobster?
Ah, the "fresh frozen" place.
no, the "cheesy buttery biscuits smothered in more butter" place...
Wait, I thought that was Safeway+MyHouse
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@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
@dcon said in Hacking the Deere:
@RaceProUK said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
smashed flat and shaped tofu fried to a crisp with tons of salt and a liquid smoke marinade.
Joking aside, that does actually sound quite tasty. Though I might lay off the large quantities of salt.
Well, the emboldened part does make pretty much anything better...
so..... cellulose fried to a crisp is a delicacy?
"pretty much anything" allows me to say NO !!!
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@dcon said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
@dcon said in Hacking the Deere:
@RaceProUK said in Hacking the Deere:
@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
smashed flat and shaped tofu fried to a crisp with tons of salt and a liquid smoke marinade.
Joking aside, that does actually sound quite tasty. Though I might lay off the large quantities of salt.
Well, the emboldened part does make pretty much anything better...
so..... cellulose fried to a crisp is a delicacy?
"pretty much anything" allows me to say NO !!!
hmm. your loss.
/me deep fat fries a 2x4
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@accalia Going for the high-fibre diet?
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@dcon said in Hacking the Deere:
@anotherusername said in Hacking the Deere:
@dcon said in Hacking the Deere:
@masonwheeler said in Hacking the Deere:
Have you ever been to Red Lobster?
Ah, the "fresh frozen" place.
no, the "cheesy buttery biscuits smothered in more butter" place...
Wait, I thought that was Safeway+MyHouse
I prefer to have a 17-year-old carry them piping hot from the oven directly to my table.
...it's better for my waistline if I pretend that my oven can't make them.
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@anotherusername said in Hacking the Deere:
I prefer to have a
127-year-old carry them piping hot from the oven directly to my table.Sheesh.
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@boomzilla hm? I was planning on eating the biscuits, not the waitress...
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@boomzilla What if she only looks 17?
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@masonwheeler said in Hacking the Deere:
@boomzilla What if she only looks 17?
Then she's working at the wrong restaurant. E_GUAC_NOT_FOUND
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@accalia said in Hacking the Deere:
@anotherusername said in Hacking the Deere:
Pigs ain't exactly the cleanest of animals.
true, but they're a hell of a lot cleaner than most people think they are.
Yeah, if given a choice, pigs will at least avoid laying in shit. Sure they roll around in mud to help keep cool, but lots of animals do that.
Now cows on the other hand? Give them a choice, and they'll happily lay down in their own shit. Cows are disgusting creatures.
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