The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dse Does it say if anyone ordered the Bonnie Tyler?
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Then he said he and Christie were going to have the meatloaf.
From the little I've seen walking back and forth past the break room, that seems to be the most important thing CNN has had to talk about today.
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@El_Heffe My bare feet would agree with that statement.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Little did they know she just snuck right back in in an hour.
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Translation:
Pedigree Dobermann mating dog - castrated NO SALE
Offering my faithful Tyson as a mating dog. He is healthy, HD and DCM free, vaccinated, dewormed and castrated.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Translation:
Pedigree Dobermann mating dog - castrated NO SALE
Offering my faithful Tyson as a mating dog. He is healthy, HD and DCM free, vaccinated, dewormed and castrated.Sounds like a scam if money is to be paid upfront...
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@Tsaukpaetra Well, if someone actually pays money for that "service" when the keyword "castrated" is mentioned not just once but twice, they honestly deserve to be scammed.
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@Rhywden It doesn't say it's for breeding. It can just be for lonely dogs.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden It doesn't say it's for breeding. It can just be for lonely dogs.
I probably didn't translate it well enough but the word "Deckrüde" is specifically meant for breeding.
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@boomzilla I literally LOLed.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Offering my faithful Tyson as a mating dog. He is healthy, HD and DCM free, vaccinated, dewormed and castrated.
How is puppie formed?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How is puppie formed?
How bitch get pragnent?
They fright to way in thiere mother! To lady to rest who kril ther chrildern!
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Nokia's twitter description:
"New era of technology", sorry Nokia, that happened in the last 10 years, you just missed it.
And to make things worse, that link directs to their Facebook page... where they're just posting nostalgia shit about their phones!
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@anonymous234 lol, "Espoo".
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nokia.ly
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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because Lorne's basement is still dark.
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@El_Heffe The Bad Jokes Thread is
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@Boner for a second I thought all of these were going to be a guide on ensuring sexual submission from the target animal.
I wasn't technically wrong IMHO....
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Ground n pound
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@Tsaukpaetra Me too, but I thought it was just my deeply ingrained sexual perversion so I didn't want to say it.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Me too, but I thought it was just my deeply ingrained sexual perversion so I didn't want to say it.
Yours is deeply ingrained? I had to work long and hard to get mine in shape!
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@Tsaukpaetra In all seriousness... yes, pretty much. I browsed a lot of dirty websites as a kid and kinda grew up not finding most "taboo" things weird.
Plus having social anxiety meant having "normal sex" seemed just as implausible as finding a tentacle monster, so that might have helped.
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I get that this is sarcasm.
But, I can remember saying that kangaroo arms were small, and promptly corrected.
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@xaade terrifying
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@xaade Fuck those mother fuckers...I'm gonna break their arm if I have too.
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@xaade Nevertheless, a kangaroo is probably the only animal listed you'd even stand a chance against unarmed.
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I don't care what your political affiliation is, this is just funny:
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If you need me, I'll be in Japan.