2016 Election
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So you may have heard that some people aren't exactly happy with the choices this cycle in the United States.
Here's how we'll fix it: from today until the 8th, you can vote for any member of WTDWTF as the next president of WTDWTF.
In keeping with the theme, the president of WTDWTF will have no real power unless they figure out a way to bomb some country using a forum somehow.
Any mention in this topic is considered a vote.
I'm voting for @morbiuswilters, of course.
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I think I already expressed my support of @Karla for president.
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Of course I vote for @blakeyrat he is the only outsider candidate (never mind that he is the very soul of this establishment)
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We need someone who can make the forums grate again. @Fox?
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ben_lubar said in 2016 Election:
Any mention in this topic is considered a vote.
Wait, does that mean you get to vote twice?
@vote for @sloosecannon
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@fbmac
He might do some mistakes, but he has the power to undo them!
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Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue
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Get rid of the middleman!
@vote for @boomzilla !
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I vote for a freely available "2016 TDWTF President"-badge for everyone.
a) it would be fun to see multiple presidents run around this forum
b) outsiders / newcomers would be very confused
c) It's probably the closest we can get so communism so TDWTF might get invaded less by russia or china (I don't know the access logs of course)
d) It seems like a WTF thing to do
e) everybody would try to figure out ways to bomb countries from a forum.... I guess they would at least do SOMETHING besides spamming the trolleybus-garage
f) I vote for @apapadimoulis regardlessFiled Under: Your move, @ben_lubar , your move!
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Yamada wants to be President.
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Why settle for the lesser evil?
Vote @fox for WTDWTF president
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I nominate @Arantor because that guy
alwayssometimes has reasonable things to say.Don't mention the PHP. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
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Vote for me because I will always protect your freedom to be an asshat.
I will also Make the Database Great Again.
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The best database? A tremendous database? All your friends tell you that you're great at databases? If we only called Eliot and Dwight they'd tell us so, but we don't ever call them?
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@royal_poet It will be a "YUGE" database.
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@izzion Vote for the greater EVIL!
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@SpectateSwamp jam it!
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@Polygeekery and @Fox. That may we can have the proper mudslinging campaign that the US-elections have shown to be the right way to do it.
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I can optimize the shit out of the database. I grab them by the stored procedures and make them purr.
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@Karla But would you build the (fire) WALL?!
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@lucas1 ... and make the hax0rs pay for it?
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@cvi of course. They aren't sending us their best.
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@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue i think if this were the case...@accalia and @Yamikuronue would spend way too much time keeping @Polygeekery away from @Fox .
I'd be worried it leaves fox vulnerable to assassination since he has the ability to rally everyone against himself.
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@lucas1 said in 2016 Election:
@Karla But would you build the (fire) WALL?!
I'll have to discuss with my advisers.
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@izzion said in 2016 Election:
Why settle for the lesser evil?
Vote @fox for WTDWTF president
I am WATCHING! you just changed the letter from F to f and voted again. VOTER FRAUD! RIGGED Election
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@dse Sorry what did you say I was busy deleting emails.
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@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue So you want the first case of the VP assassinating the President, eh?
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@lucas1 said in 2016 Election:
@dse Sorry what did you say I was busy deleting emails.
Google is BIASED, they should archive the delete button again. Prepare yours and your family's PUSSIES. ALL PUSSIES MUST BE GRABBED!!
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@accalia should clearly write all the speeches. And I expect them to be read out loud exactly as she wrote it down.
EXACTLY!
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@Onyx said in 2016 Election:
@accalia should clearly write all the speeches. And I expect them to be read out loud exactly as she wrote it down.
EXACTLY!
What about cases where the words have no vowels? Or are not recognizable as words in this solar system?
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@Polygeekery Probably cultural appropriation of alien cultures.
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@Polygeekery said in 2016 Election:
What about cases where the words have no vowels?
Perfectly fine here. Not my fault you English-speaking folk are deficient in that department.
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Meanwhile, @vote slowly watches its power grow....
@Lorne-Kates because then maybe he'll be too busy to murder people
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Also, maybe @sockbot. That way we don't need to ask ourselves whether or not our president is a soulless automaton, we know it for sure.
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I vote for @trains.
Guys, I've had this avatar for decades and nobody thought of registering @trains? I am disappointed!
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@asdf said in 2016 Election:
Guys, I've had this avatar for decades and nobody thought of registering @trains? I am disappointed!
Do your own damned work!
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@Onyx said in 2016 Election:
Do your own damned work!
Then I'd have to write a like-bot, and that sounds like work.
Shit, my alt is leaking…
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@Onyx said in 2016 Election:
@accalia should clearly write all the speeches. And I expect them to be read out loud exactly as she wrote it down.
EXACTLY!
If I am elected, I promise to make this happen.
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@ben_lubar wrote
In keeping with the theme, the president of WTDWTF will have no real power unless they figure out a way to bomb some country using a forum somehow
Raspberry pi controlled fireworks launcher.
The rest is, I think, a simple sockbot. @accalia?
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@Karla said in 2016 Election:
I'd be worried it leaves fox vulnerable to assassination
Is that a bad thing?
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@Karla said in 2016 Election:
@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue i think if this were the case...@accalia and @Yamikuronue would spend way too much time keeping @Polygeekery away from @Fox .
I'd be worried it leaves fox vulnerable to assassination since he has the ability to rally everyone against himself.
You need to get them across the river, but you can't leave Polygeekery alone with Fox or Fox alone with Accalia?
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@error said in 2016 Election:
@Karla said in 2016 Election:
@Dreikin said in 2016 Election:
Position Vote President @Fox Vice President @Polygeekery Representative @accalia Senator @Yamikuronue i think if this were the case...@accalia and @Yamikuronue would spend way too much time keeping @Polygeekery away from @Fox .
I'd be worried it leaves fox vulnerable to assassination since he has the ability to rally everyone against himself.
You need to get them across the river, but You can't leave Polygeekery alone with Fox or Fox alone with Accalia?
Solution: get accalia across. Polygeekery can pay his own fare once he is done with Fox.
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LETS MAKE THE DATABASE GREAT AGAIN.
I support wtf families in this great forum. There have been great keyboard warriors defend this great forum.
We need to take back our posts from foreign forums and celebrate those keyboard warriors that have defended our great forum.
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Nobody suggested the obvious choice:
@mikeTheLiar ... because you can't go wrong with the worst of the worst.If you just want to say Belgium to it all ... I accept your nomination.
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@Luhmann said in 2016 Election:
If you just want to say Belgium to it all ... I accept your nomination.
Wouldn't nominating @OffByOne be more in the spirit of the forums in that case?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in 2016 Election:
@ben_lubar wrote
In keeping with the theme, the president of WTDWTF will have no real power unless they figure out a way to bomb some country using a forum somehow
Raspberry pi controlled fireworks launcher.
The rest is, I think, a simple sockbot. @accalia?
sounds doable.