The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@LaoC Satire that will be used as a manual thread is
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@LaoC is that what they meant when they said “eat the rich”?
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can somebody please do something about Gwyneth Paltrow?
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Unfortunately not what I was looking for, but a nice feature I guess?
Estonian -> English Google translate fail. Original word was "lesila" which would translate to divan, or similar piece of furniture.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Unfortunately not what I was looking for, but a nice feature I guess?
Estonian -> English Google translate fail. Original word was "lesila" which would translate to divan, or similar piece of furniture.A gas stove and a gas stove? Luxury!
I'm also a big fan of completely sleeping beds.
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@Zecc “The microwave went to the p….” so that'll be in the bathroom too?
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc “The microwave went to the p….” so that'll be in the bathroom too?
Mikrofalówka poszła w pizdu.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a completely sleeping bed
can it be half asleep?
"Dozing"
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@Tsaukpaetra
that was a doozy
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am in this picture and YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, keep reading.
I see you've got a face, that'll help.
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They're not ducks. They're drones!
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're not ducks. They're drones!
One duck remains. And to you, adventurer, it falls to save them. But beware! Should the Duck King die, our world shall die withal!
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're not ducks. They're drones!
: Can only speak for Germany, but here that would be poaching.
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@topspin Ducks are protected species in Germany?
Wait, a better question: is anything not protected in Germany?
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Ducks are protected species in Germany?
Wait, a better question: is anything not protected in Germany?Ducks are still the property of the Pope, in Germany, due to a still-in-force treaty dating from the 1500s.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Ducks are protected species in Germany?
Wait, a better question: is anything not protected in Germany?Ducks are still the property of the
PopePee-King, in Germany, due to a still-in-force treaty dating from the 1500s.
Yeah they're kinky like that, them Krauts.
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@LaoC Hmm, Entenbraten mit Kraut. I can't say I'm a big fan of cabbage, either plain or sauerkraut, but I might have to give it a try, if I can find a meat market with duck around here.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Ducks are protected species in Germany?
Wait, a better question: is anything not protected in Germany?Sort of. Hunting permit is needed even for hunting species that are not specifically protected.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Ducks are protected species in Germany?
Wait, a better question: is anything not protected in Germany?They’re not a protected species. You just don’t have the hunting rights. It’d be like stealing.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're not ducks. They're drones!
: Can only speak for Germany, but here that would be poaching.
mmm, duck confit...
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ducks are still the property of the
PopePee-King, in Germany, due to a still-in-force treaty dating from the 1500s.
Yeah they're kinky like that, them Krauts.It's true. I've heard about Pee-King Duck.
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@HardwareGeek as soon as I saw the notification I knew what your post was going to be, and you're welcome.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, best time to restart a gaming machine is when you're not using it.
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Tea. Earl. Grey. Hot.
Always did have issues with how vague that command was. As usually stated, the replicator could not be faulted for serving him a five-gallon galvanized pail of burning tea leaves.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Always did have issues with how vague that command was. As usually stated, the replicator could not be faulted for serving him a five-gallon galvanized pail of burning tea leaves.
Would that be better or worse than a cup of Advanced Tea Substitute?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Always did have issues with how vague that command was.
But remember that Star Trek is supposed to be set in an actual utopia, so it stands to reasons they figured out a computer interface that's less of a pedantic dickweed than your average WTDWTF poster.
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@topspin What's the fun in that?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin What's the fun in that?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
less of a pedantic dickweed than your average WTDWTF poster.
Most of the known universe qualifies.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Always did have issues with how vague that command was.
But remember that Star Trek is supposed to be set in an actual utopia, so it stands to reasons they figured out a computer interface that's less of a pedantic dickweed than your average WTDWTF poster.
That utopia also has species with wildly varying food and drink standards, so without knowing a lot more about who is doing the ordering, a five-gallon galvanized pail of flaming tea leaves might well be a legitimate order for some customer.
It's like the parts of the US where "lima beans" is one thing and "butter beans" is something else, while other parts the names are reversed. Or those benighted outposts where "mango" means a bell pepper.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Or those benighted outposts where "mango" means a bell pepper.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
without knowing a lot more about who is doing the ordering
It's reasonable to assume that the shipboard replicators would do voice recognition and so have access to the customer's personal profile.
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@dkf I just wonder what the Premium edition costs, so that you don't have to listen to a 15 second ad before you get your tea.
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@Vault_Dweller That's Starfleet's problem, not something that individual ship captains should have to worry about.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
without knowing a lot more about who is doing the ordering
It's reasonable to assume that the shipboard replicators would do voice recognition and so have access to the customer's personal profile.
My bet's on some form of brain scanning. They're bound to have that tech or their universal translator could never work.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Most of the known universe qualifies.
I disagree. Physics is the most pedantic of all pedantic dickweeds.