In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began.
Works pretty well, I think.
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began.
Works pretty well, I think.
@pie_flavor If I had one Euro every time my name gets written as Rémi
, I would have a lot of €
...
@bb36e Also, if your password is more than 140280 characters, we can't tweet it to you if you forget it.
Overheard in the office: one dev goes to help another on a build issue.
: oh yeah, you have this issue because you build by clicking the Compile button in the IDE, in this specific case (some build case that isn't handled by the IDE), you need to type make
instead.
: yeah but the IDE is the method that [myself] gave me and that I have noted in my notes file [yes, really... he has noted that to compile you need to click the Compile button...], I've always done that.
: sure but in this case it does not work because of [valid reasons], what you need in this specific case is just to type make
in this terminal that is always opened next to the IDE because you already use it for other tasks.
: I don't know what any of this does, I just always redo what I was told initially and that worked...
You're supposed to be a developer, you've been working on that code for literally months if not years, you have years of experience as a developer before, this build system is nothing fancy, and yet you don't even have the slightest idea or intellectual curiosity as to what you do...
@CodeJunkie said in The absolute state of faxing in 2020:
No one actually validates signatures anyway. Just like with credit cards ... there is no one validating the signatures on receipts back at the home office against known signatures of yourself.
The system relies on the user complaining, and then ignoring the user for as long as possible.
A couple of years ago, my mother paid a bill (to some sort of HOA) by cheque. A few weeks later she got a reminder to pay her bill, but her cheque had been cashed, so she started to investigate. Turns out that the HOA had employed a crook (he had been fired since then... for good reasons!) who simply stole the cheque and cashed it. My mother asked her bank for a copy of the cashed cheque (which by law they have to keep for some time, exactly for these reasons, and on which the recipient must write the recipient account details). It was absolutely obvious from it that the cheque was written by my mother as "pay to: <HOA>" and the recipient account was "John Doe." And yet the bank cashed it without any qualms, and when challenged about it they denied it was their fault (the recipient's bank said the same thing, btw). So for them, anyone can cash any cheque that they lay their hands on, no matter what is written on it.
In the end my mother's bank decided on a "commercial gesture" (no, not this one ) and to reimburse her, but this was clearly done so that she would drop the matter without the bank admitting any kind of responsibility.
@TimeBandit said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
At my previous job, my boss was often sending me emails written in all caps.
One previous boss wrote emails with subjects such as "!!!!IMPORTANT!!! $$$stuff and things$$$" (with the "stuff and things" part being the real subject of the email, albeit formulated in vague terms such as "new release" or "that code you sent me").
Weirdly, he never understood why many of his emails ended up in our spam folders and he had to resend them (yes, we could have configured the spam filter to accept his emails... but where's the fun in that?).
Although there may or may not have been times when we pretended to not have received an email from him thanks to that excuse...
@kt_ There are two main reasons for this kind of loss of colour: prolonged exposure to sunlight, and too many washes (usually in a dishwasher).
There are two easy solutions for these problems: stop having sunlight in your office, and stop washing your mug.
The first one will remove sun glare and unwanted distractions, making you a better programmer. The second one will remove social interactions and unwanted coworkers bothering you, making you a better programmer.
So really, you're just posting excuses for being a bad programmer.
@Onyx said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
I just noticed "dildo" is on the list.
Seriously? Is this a swearword list, or "Little Timmy innocence protection" list?
That's just one of the many reasons why this kind of list is absolutely stupid:
@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@sockpuppet7 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla also, "scarfolk council water boarding" at the bottom (maybe it's only funny because I don't know what water boarding is other than torture)
It's a deliberate joke on that, the correct phrase would be 'water board'.
Hey, I didn't know that @Polygeekery did a school exchange with Scarfolk?
@topspin Update!!!111!
(or I just read it a few hours later than you...)
@dkf I guess it would be relatively easy to check that if you could edit the image to replace the Coca-Cola logo by that of another drink (I'm thinking Orangina or Seven Up or Mountain Dew which are mostly blue or green).
But I have no idea how difficult it was to generate the original image, and thus how difficult it might be to generate another similar one.
@hungrier not sure whether that really helps deciding anything, but I've noticed that if I scroll so that the top part of the picture, including the Coca-Cola logo, is hidden above the fold, then I still get the same red effect, although a bit weakened.
The weakening of the effect could just be that I'm now only seeing a small area of black & white and thus the triggered effect is not as strong. Or it could be that the effect is weak anyway, even with the full picture the intensity of the red very much depends of how I look at it. And the fact I still see some red could mean the logo isn't the key here (of course I consciously know that it's there, but maybe that doesn't really matter for the automatic colour-interpretation done on the fly by the brain?).
Then again, the weakening could also be that I'm no longer influenced by the logo.
Still, my hunch here is that the logo isn't really critical to the effect.
You could say it's a redblack and white herring.
@TwelveBaud that was a spur of the moment decision, taken on the hoof.
@Carnage I'm sure someone will tell me to get off my high horses but I'm just chomping at the bit to tell you that too many people are given free rein to repeat the same puns again and again, and saying they're not funny isn't just being a naysayer. But it's too late, that horse has already bolted.
@Zerosquare perfect intro for this piece of news (from yesterday and without even looking I'm sure it's been already posted in at least two other threads )!
@Zerosquare exactly. I got into that specific line of thinking because I remembered one former coworker who, worked before in a company building helicopters and in particular in predictive maintenance. Basically record (with various sensors, including microphones) all sort of noise and vibrations etc., feed that into a big heap of machine learning, stir the heap and hope that the output tells you when a chopper is going to go boom, preferably long-enough before it does that you can send it to the repair shop in time.
@dcon the Programming Confessions thread is , though I'm not quite sure how -y the situation has to be for this to be a confession:
Does anyone here know gRPC / protobuf?
I'm passing large-ish chunks of data between my own client and server and have implemented streaming because the overall dataset to pass is larger than the max message size (default is 4 MB, I know I could increase that but probably not to the point where it would cover all my use cases, so streaming it is in any case).
The issue I have is how to find out what size of messages to send in my streaming implementation?
Searching the interwebz I can find tons of discussions on how to set the maximum message size when starting the server, but this is not what I want. What I want is querying an existing server to find out what is that maximum size. Either my google-fu is weak, or nobody ever discusses that?
Currently I need this in two places and in one I've hard-coded a 4 MB (minus a small margin for headers etc.) limit. In the other one I've been smarter and implemented a horrible hack where I parse the string from the error message (!!!) to read the maximum size.
@Carnage it makes noise. Ergo, it does something. Ergo, that something can be optimised, once an objective function has been defined.
I'm an engineer with nothing to keep my mind busy. Of course I am pondering about optimising stuff, which means pondering various possible objective functions, their relative fitness-for-purpose, which means pondering purposes and getting into weird mental tangents.
Such as whether an helicopter (generating its own noise) would be able to detect by flying above a congested highway which proportion of cars have their engine stopped. And that's probably the saner of those tangents.